contemporary band name thread

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That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

we haven't had a thread about band names for awhile

let's come up with some to reflect the age that we now live in

I'll start

the Ghoulianis
"Hot" Tag Autoban
The Privatizers
Krusty Lads
The Latin Kick (a nooner tribute band)
End of Republica
golden shower economics
No Puppet
Mikey P and the Squares

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 14:47

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

The needles' prick

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jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

The Cucky Pizzone Orchestra

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:54

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

im gay

the band

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:54

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

American Carnage

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:05

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

P��pee Diepr

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:07

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Make America Grope Again
the flaming tweets
nudes of melania (a boards of canada tribute band)
bernie sanders' fall project

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JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Pronounced: The ₃ Conspiracy.
(Literally pronounced, "Pronounced: The Subcubed Conspiracy", but they will get really pissed off if you write it out in that way)

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:35

The_end: May 17, 2014

The Surprise Bowel Movements.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 20:47

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Second Hand Skin

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:06

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

An Injustice Bravely Suffered

There you, most millenial band name ever.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:08

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Shiting in my hand

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:18

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

The Brian Eno Band

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:20

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Impossible Turtle

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:33

Doghouse: Oct 22, 2004; I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

private virtual void

# ? Jan 20, 2017 21:44

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

!

I'm pretty sure there used to be a band called ! ! ! but since you can't google it :shrug:

kecske fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 20, 2017

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various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Burgerpug and the Seizure Meats

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cnut: May 3, 2016

Piss Stream of Consciousness

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:06

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Laffer Crrrrv

kecske posted:

!

I'm pretty sure there used to be a band called ! ! ! but since you can't google it

Try chk-chk-chk

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:07

Sperghetti: Apr 21, 2010

Too Vote to Drunk
genderNeutral almondMilk Hotel (that is handicapable accessible)
Goosesteppenwolf

Bob James posted:

P��pee Diepr

"And now, here's P��pee Diepr with their #1 and #2 hit SHMORKY in A-minor!!"

Sperghetti fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jan 20, 2017

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:19

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Satin skin glove

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:22

ASSASSINS!: Jan 2, 2009

anal cuck

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:25

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Smasher Mouth

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:29

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

The Bernie Sandworms

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:48

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

the hot takes
krusty and the grills
combat 18 gay bathhouse -- a tramadol junkie tribute band
alex "dare" levert and friends
"suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat you black emperor!"

# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:26

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

The pedophiles.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.