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heffsay
Mar 5, 2013
http://www.fox8live.com/story/34307937/watch-live-police-talk-with-possible-jumper-on-the-ccc

Some guy killed a cop and his ex girlfriend and is now threatening to jump off a large bridge in New Orleans, tune in to the livestream.

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

u can't jump after just one cop you really gotta commit to the cop killer thing or just don't bother

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
jump! jump! jump! jrump! jrump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

In other news on Fox8: http://www.fox8live.com/story/34249459/accused-toe-sucker-arrested-more-victims-asked-to-step-forward

quote:

Accused toe-sucker arrested, more victims asked to step forward

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
DO A FLIP

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

SorePotato posted:

u can't jump after just one cop you really gotta commit to the cop killer thing or just don't bother

maybe he's planning to land on a cop

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
booooooring

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

SorePotato posted:

u can't jump after just one cop you really gotta commit to the cop killer thing or just don't bother

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

walgreenslatino posted:

maybe he's planning to land on a cop

this is going to be the sickest elbow drop ever, wwf has nothing on this guy

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013
The Carnival Cruise port is right by there, you'd probably have a good view from the Lido deck.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
why don't all criminals just threaten to kill themselves

that way they won't get killed by the police

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
they should just kill that guy

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the "Trump Jump"

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I hope to see this man end his own life on live streaming broadband

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

This is boring. Call me when he dies.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
so what's his Body Count?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I guess it's 2, soon to be 3.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
We need another Eric Frein diaper sniper manhunt

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
there's no point of watching streams because the news always cuts away if something cool happens

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

there's no point of watching streams because the news always cuts away if something cool happens

I remember watching that Japanese tsunami where they had a helicopter livestreaming people trying to flee the onrushing deathwave, and they'd pan away whenever somebody lost their race lol

:(

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

there's no point of watching streams because the news always cuts away if something cool happens

janet jackson's tiddy begs to differ.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Nerses IV posted:

I remember watching that Japanese tsunami where they had a helicopter livestreaming people trying to flee the onrushing deathwave, and they'd pan away whenever somebody lost their race lol

:(

wait, tsunamis can turn people white??

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
Video feed is back up with way better view

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I honestly admire people who can go "this man killed two innocent killed one innocent person and a farm animal but drat I want to prevent this guy from harming himself so I can uphold the virtue of our justice system."

Because I'm pretty sure I wouldn't try very hard to keep someone like this from jumping, idk :shrug:

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

kolby posted:

Video feed is back up with way better view

Dang I hope they zoom out so we can see just how terrifying that drop is

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
2 is the bare minimum the bare fuckin minimum to be a crazy cop Killa he should jump out of shame

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013

Nerses IV posted:

Dang I hope they zoom out so we can see just how terrifying that drop is

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Doesn't look too bad

I could survive that

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lmao might wanna step away from the pier before you jump buddy, hitting that thing on the way down would loving suck

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Son of Rodney posted:

I honestly admire people who can go "this man killed two innocent killed one innocent person and a farm animal but drat I want to prevent this guy from harming himself so I can uphold the virtue of our justice system."

Because I'm pretty sure I wouldn't try very hard to keep someone like this from jumping, idk :shrug:

I'd stop him from jumping because someone is going to have the clean that mess afterwards and I don't want some poor sanitation worker to be traumatized by this

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Can somebody explain what I am not understanding here? How the hell you suck on an unwilling somebodies toes in a mall, without them making a scene?

Asking for a friend.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
What does negrotown think about this?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
this morning, while Obama was President: black man kills a cop

this afternoon, when he realizes that anti-police culture is over and law and order will be restored: suicidal

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
We've got movement

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
poo poo OR GET OFF THE POT! I've got things I need to do.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
stream stopped

he jumped and the delay didn't show it

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Ein cooler Typ posted:

stream stopped

he jumped and the delay didn't show it

Stream is back up

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I can't hear what they are saying. I want to hear him scream on the way down like Goofy.

"Yaaaaaaa-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooey!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqbMSzd7Yg

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
I can see the traffic jam this is causing from my office window. Dude sucks.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


He got up on the ledge... put his legs over...

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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


... and just climbed back down to the walkway.

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