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buff goat man

full disclosure i'd probably accept some of your own urine

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buff goat man

i'm gonna need some nose some nostril and some lip for tonite

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
i sell my urine to people who are trying to get diagnosed with diabetes

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buff goat man

i need some urine, and some blood, i got a cookout TONIGHT

Fredflonston


I could probably squeeze a stream out to your current location OP just drop a pin in maps and I'll launch.

buff goat man

Fredflonston posted:

I could probably squeeze a stream out to your current location OP just drop a pin in maps and I'll launch.

you should get your blood pressure checked probably

Manifisto


I can do drone delivery, my drone will pee and/or bleed on whoever you need


ty nesamdoom!

buff goat man

i just need it for my cookout, TONIGHT

don't know why i'm gettin all these perverts and drug-addled maniacs talking about some horseradish up 'ere

if all else fails i can do with some skin, or a couple ounces of tendons

FactsAreUseless

The hard part is getting in the door, but once you're in, you're in.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


my urine is so worthless you might as well flush it down the toilet. my poops, however...

buff goat man

FactsAreUseless posted:

The hard part is getting in the door, but once you're in, you're in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5jNnDMfxA

buff goat man

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

my urine is so worthless you might as well flush it down the toilet. my poops, however...

are you that third nerd i been hearing about since grade school

Peanut Butler



OP whaddwe got goin on in hurr? Imma ask u again with m'kneebone

buff goat man

Peanut Butler posted:

OP whaddwe got goin on in hurr? Imma ask u again with m'kneebone

i see we got ourselves a regular flip liquid up 'ere

why don't you come up 'ere and i'll shove you 'round lil bit how's that sound

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


buff goat man posted:

are you that third nerd i been hearing about since grade school

what

buff goat man


i hear tell he's got a golden turd

s'that you big guy?

bog pixie

Yes

social vegan



urine trouble (im a cop)

Macnult

urine for a treat (im a good cop)

Al!

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
urine plz (im a cup)

social vegan



imma c-u-p

Manifisto


urinate, but if you worked out more you'd be a ten

well maybe a 9, 9.3

we can't all be tens

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


buddy, urine for a real surprise--we're all cops, byob is bring your own byobadge ok.


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