The Matrix was right

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feller: Jul 5, 2006

1999 was actually the best year in human civilization.

We had the internet and a booming economy and no responsibilities other than homework.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

And 56k to download porno jaypegs

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Listening to Dragula Hot Rod Herman remix ATM OP.

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ballistics statistics: Nov 27, 2003; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Sponge Baathist posted:

And 56k to download porno jaypegs

Says you, poor person. I had cable internet and I was downloading porno quicktimes.

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

1999 was best year of my life. Had a lot of laughs in P.E., got high a lot, and Knicks became first #8 seed to get to the finals.

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

13th warrior and end of days

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Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

The Merovingian was the admin of thehun.com

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Napster was the best.There were so many ways to download ILoveBigButts_WuTang.mp3.

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Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

ballistics statistics posted:

Says you, poor person. I had cable internet and I was downloading porno quicktimes.

That's just rose colored glasses talking. Before they disabled the internet bandwidth caps in WTC everything was 56k

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Fiddler on the Reef: Apr 29, 2011

that was junior yr of high school I met my first actual friends that year so it was indeed good, op.

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

what was his name

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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

In 1999 the two directors of The Matrix were men

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Doug Sisk: Sep 11, 2001

Goddamn, now that you mention it 1999 really was the best year. The future looked good then.

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Psycho Society: Oct 21, 2010

Doug Sisk posted:

Goddamn, now that you mention it 1999 really was the best year. The future looked good then.

Uhhh ever heard of Y2K, bitch?

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Doug Sisk posted:

Goddamn, now that you mention it 1999 really was the best year. The future looked good then.

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feller: Jul 5, 2006

glowstick party tonight posted:

In 1999 the two directors of The Matrix were men

How does their gender affect you? Caring too much is bad. Anyway no one cares about your issues

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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

ballistics statistics posted:

Says you, poor person. I had cable internet and I was downloading porno quicktimes.

Newsbinpro 24/7

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

1999 is objectively the worst year because it was the year my parents must've made wh**pie (can we say that here?) for me to be born when I was

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

500 bad things posted:

1999 is objectively the worst year because it was the year my parents must've made wh**pie (can we say that here?) for me to be born when I was

gently caress you.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

hey I'm cool though, I've seen all 3 matrix movies like 100 times

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feller: Jul 5, 2006

500 bad things posted:

1999 is objectively the worst year because it was the year my parents must've made wh**pie (can we say that here?) for me to be born when I was

You aren't allowed in this thread little baby

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

500 bad things posted:

1999 is objectively the worst year because it was the year my parents must've made wh**pie (can we say that here?) for me to be born when I was

it was the year I nailed ur mom

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

gently caress you if I can drive I can post. I can almost join the army and smoke, though I think my mom wouldn't line either of those LOL am I right?!

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

let it mellow posted:

it was the year I nailed ur mom

Thank you, forums poster let it mellow for making the obvious joke we all knew needed to be made, but did not want to make ourselves.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

let it mellow posted:

it was the year I nailed ur mom

I fr (for real) don't know my dad so that's a pretty mean thing to say... did I do something to make you hate me?

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

The Bananana posted:

Thank you, forums poster let it mellow for making the obvious joke we all knew needed to be made, but did not want to make ourselves.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:46

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

500 bad things posted:

I fr (for real) don't know my dad so that's a pretty mean thing to say... did I do something to make you hate me?

Nigga, why you got a Doug AV, if you were born in 00? That's a 90's kid jam right there.

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

500 bad things posted:

I fr (for real) don't know my dad

now you do

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

The Bananana posted:

Nigga, why you got a Doug AV, if you were born in 00? That's a 90's kid jam right there.

idk the kids in my PE class call me doug because theres a football player named steve (also in the class), so I googled doug when I bought my account (with my own money from my own job tyvm) and picked the coolest looking one

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

500 bad things posted:

1999 is objectively the worst year because it was the year my parents must've made wh**pie (can we say that here?) for me to be born when I was

Looks like we found the FBI/CIA plant on the forums. No one on this forum is under the age of 25.

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Kuato posted:

Looks like we found the FBI/CIA plant on the forums. No one on this forum is under the age of 25.

Agreed. It's a ruse.

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

I saw grandpa surfing this site

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Kuato posted:

Looks like we found the FBI/CIA plant on the forums. No one on this forum is under the age of 25.

no joke I'd love to be a cop when I grow up but my mom says I'm too small. my older brother hooked me up with https://www.somethingawful.com when he still lived with us and it was LOL so I knew I needed to join for myself when I got a job!

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

500 bad things posted:

no joke I'd love to be a cop when I grow up but my mom says I'm too small. my older brother hooked me up with https://www.somethingawful.com when he still lived with us and it was LOL so I knew I needed to join for myself when I got a job!

I think you mean big brother, idiot.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

yeah my older brother is bigger than me no poo poo

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

I bet he's stronger than you too

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

500 bad things posted:

I bet he's stronger than you too

Ya retard strength is a hell of a thing

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

your a real rear end in a top hat you know that? my brother was in the math olympiad, he's probably way smarter than you!

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Tyson Tomko: May 8, 2005; The Problem Solver.

ballistics statistics posted:

Says you, poor person. I had cable internet and I was downloading porno quicktimes.

We had a separate phone line for our 56k (when my mom discovered MSN communities she said gently caress it and dove in with 2nd phone line) so we downloaded our quicktime and realmedia pornos over 56k...usually queued up overnight :fap:

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

the best part of the matrix was they made the anime-trix

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