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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

500 bad things posted:

the best part of the matrix was they made the anime-trix

My brother was in The Animatrix, he's probably way more animated than you!

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

ProfessorMurder posted:

My brother was in The Animatrix, he's probably way more animated than you!

why don't you eat some more toxic berries buddy

Mr. Belding
May 19, 2006
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ProfessorMurder posted:

My brother was in The Animatrix, he's probably way more animated than you!

The best part of the Matrix was The Invisibles.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


500 bad things posted:

your a real rear end in a top hat you know that? my brother was in the math olympiad, he's probably way smarter than you!

You're a good poster. I've decided you're allowed to stay and post about your conception year after all

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

well poo poo, thanks bud!

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
1999 was the year my friend told me how i have to see the Matrix while we accidentally got a dog drunk from a spilled beer.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Y2k more like CKY2K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHXCbfKUA9o

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Goddamn trinity was hot

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

ballistics statistics posted:

Says you, poor person. I had cable internet and I was downloading porno quicktimes.

Plural is right, vids were split up into around a dozen individual files, and the resolution was about on par with the first ipod video

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Sentient Data posted:

Plural is right, vids were split up into around a dozen individual files, and the resolution was about on par with the first ipod video

resolution?? What are you? A nerd?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Senor Dog posted:

resolution?? What are you? A nerd?

don't sign ur goddamn posts

feller
Jul 5, 2006


let it mellow posted:

don't sign ur goddamn posts

That's now bannable for your information

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Senor Dog posted:

That's now bannable for your information

Signing your posts is bannable? You'd better be careful from now on, then.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Senor Dog posted:

That's now bannable for your information

🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
everything is fine OP stop watching the news

also make sure to be white and male like myself

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

everything is fine OP stop watching the news

also make sure to be white and male like myself

goddamn it owns

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ballistics statistics posted:

Says you, poor person. I had cable internet and I was downloading porno quicktimes.

This but real media video

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

let it mellow posted:

goddamn it owns

i accidentally cut off a cop in my BMW and he pulled me over and just said "dude, you cant do that to a cop" and laughed and just drove off

being white owns so much

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Chinatown posted:

everything is fine OP stop watching the news

also make sure to be white and male like myself

the economy is bad and I now have to do things because little idiots rely on me for food and warmth everything is not fine

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Senor Dog posted:

the economy is bad and I now have to do things because little idiots rely on me for food and warmth everything is not fine

you dug your own grave

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Chinatown posted:

you dug your own grave

No it was, like, society's fault, man.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Amazing jeckel brothers came out

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

96 quite bitter beings is tge best poo poo

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Rasta_Al posted:

I saw grandpa surfing this site

grandpa you make shitposting look so uncool

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Depends on your point of view OP. For Osama Ben Laden, 2001 was the best year ever.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Lurk more.




For the goons that got to play the Matrix Online, how was it?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Senor Dog posted:

1999 was actually the best year in human civilization.

We had the internet and a booming economy and no responsibilities other than homework.

:agreed: so loving much

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

NurhacisUrn posted:

For the goons that got to play the Matrix Online, how was it?

This was actually my first beta ever I got to play as a youth. The game was an absolute mess from start to finish but there was a certain cool something to the bones though nothing great ever materialized out of them.

The real draw was if you were into rp as for the first couple years at least and even off and on till it's deserved end they had a very interactive bunch of community managers who would do awesome poo poo like drop into the game world as morpheus or a notable character in just a random social spot and get some sort of insane crypto arg stuff going. Really the only reason to play imo.

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

Shaquin posted:

This was actually my first beta ever I got to play as a youth. The game was an absolute mess from start to finish but there was a certain cool something to the bones though nothing great ever materialized out of them.

The real draw was if you were into rp as for the first couple years at least and even off and on till it's deserved end they had a very interactive bunch of community managers who would do awesome poo poo like drop into the game world as morpheus or a notable character in just a random social spot and get some sort of insane crypto arg stuff going. Really the only reason to play imo.

Thanks for this, not quite so sad I missed it. 99 for me will always be Diablo 2 on the early battle.net. The super jump in Matrix Online does sound nice, I would've rolled with the Merv.

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Shaquin
May 12, 2007
super jumping was also the "mount" as it were and it was every bit as cool as you'd imagine

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