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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Benne posted:

Paul Allen is too busy chilling on his yacht to meddle in the front office

We obviously need to buy Jed a yacht and send on a nice long cruise to somewhere. North Korean waters are nice this time of year, I'm told.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Snowbirds and weird old St. Louis residents.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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It's the day of the Super Bowl and I still hate Jed York.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DariusLikewise posted:

I hate the Patriots so loving much

:same:

Bad Moon posted:

Rams and Niners goons tell me about how your fandoms are reacting to the changes to your defensive alignments.

At this point, my reaction to everything the Niners do is "gently caress it, why the hell not?"

We're a franchise in a hopeless death spiral so no matter what coach Whoeveritisatthemoment tries it won't matter a single, solitary drat because that rotting pseudohuman pustule Jed York is in the Owner's Chair.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Feb 15, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

its all nice on rice posted:

RIP Russell Wilson

Don't worry, he's got his magical concussion water to protect him!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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And they only need to fill those gaping holes at EVERY loving POSITION OH MY GOD I HATE YOU JED YORK

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Jed York is every male lead from James Nguyen's films combined into one eldritch abomination come to life to haunt San Francisco for its crimes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Just wait until we draft a bunch of waffles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Ghost Dog posted:

do 49ers posters still exist and how do they feel about their team giving 20m to the worst fullback in the league

I don't feel anything anymore.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Did the Niners ever hire a new head coach or is Jed (who is a mess and a waste) gonna singlehandedly lead the team to 19-0?

I seriously don't remember if this happened.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Oh, right. I legit forgot this.

Also I really, really wanted to say that Jed is a mess, and Jed is a waste.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Grittybeard posted:

Wait until you find out who your GM is.

John Lynch, not that it loving matters because Jed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Chichevache posted:

You hired the guy who choked away the Super Bowl.

We hired 2015 Pete Carroll?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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warcrimes posted:

Told ya you'd get Reuben Foster!

This is the best thing to happen in a Niners draft in years.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Spoeank posted:

Jed wants to have a sit down with Jim Harbaugh to thank him for what he did and clear the air.

lol gfto bitch boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrvfoJeueg

I mean to be very exceedingly fair to Jed (who is a mess and a waste) with the garbage drafts that Baalke handed us during the Harbaugh years we were going to crash at some point because there was nobody to replace our aging all-stars like Vernon Davis and Patrick Willis or the guys who were going to get bid for the moment they were up for free agency like Mike Iupati. Having said that, firing Harbaugh like he did was a total bitch move and just made things worse because everyone who could get out chose that moment to do so, and everyone else worth a drat followed at the earliest opportunity.

Case in point is Frank Gore. I don't think he would've bailed out for Indy if Harbaugh hadn't left.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:03 on May 4, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/902698631630860289

Does BA even pay attention to the other teams on the field? The Cards loving played him twice, he had to see how awful he is in game. Is Glaine Babbert really THAT good looking?

Whoa there, motherfucker.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Who is Bryan Hoyer throwing to anyway?

Pierre Garcon for one.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Benne posted:

Get a real QB and then we might talk again :colbert:

temptingfate.txt

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Coldforge posted:

Is it possible for the 49ers to just forfeit the rest of the season, and be granted the first overall pick now? It just seems so cruel to the players that keep fighting to win these close games, when we all know Hoyer will just piss away the opportunities they give him.

We should just kneel for the whole game.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I honestly hope to God Almighty that somehow the Niners end up signing either Kaep or Alex Smith back for an absurd paycheck.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Spoeank posted:

por que no los dos

just no more hoyer

no mas

no

mas

Si, me gusta.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Benne posted:

There isn't a single gimme game left after the Niners. 10-6 might be the best-case scenario.

Oh poor you.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Benne posted:

You're not a real TFF poster until you get hysterical about your team's Lost Season

We're 0-*, what'd you expect?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Benne posted:

I was wondering why Goodwin broke down after his touchdown, and ...

https://twitter.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/929899439476449281

:(

Jesus :(

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I would like the Seahawks to win a gigantic pile of literal poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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:unsmith: Yay Frank :unsmith:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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King Hong Kong posted:

It doesn’t matter, Jimmy G will surely single handedly win us the Super Bowl next year.

Against the Pats, no less.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Benny the Snake posted:

San Francisco delenda est

That already happened.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Manoueverable posted:

I would be perfectly okay with Aaron Donald devouring the remnants of the wretch Tom Brady in the Super Bowl

I can't disagree with this statement.

As much as I want the Seahawks to disappear into the void forever I'd thank them eternally if they dragged the Pats down with them like Samson at the House of Dagon.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Spoeank posted:

Uhm did you forget who brought us this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TSEcGgqdgM

If the Seahawks collapse into a black hole of bad football after killing off Tom Brady that's two birds with one stone IMO.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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I only caught the last third of the Niners-Jags game at my local dive bar and it was goddamned magical.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Handsome Jimmy G-sus.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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mllaneza posted:

I was hoping for 5 wins and some bright spots on the roster. I would have been ecstatic to get that. Now I'm just plain hype as gently caress for next season.

:getin:

:same:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Coldforge posted:

RB Carlos Hyde (probably not coming back: not a great system fit. Great for an inside zone/gap team)

We really should hold onto him. We need all the weapons we can get and he's a drat good one, awkward fit or no. We should also keep Kilgore, Coyle, Carradine, and Reid IMO.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jan 2, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Can we interest you in an exciting OC called Jimmy Raye?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Coldforge posted:

My sincerest hope and wish is that the Seahawks bring in someone even worse than Bevell or Cable at all the offensive coaching positions :devil:

I am not emptyquoting this post.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Coldforge posted:

football shaped bread

This exists?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Reminds me of when Russell's girlfriend was so neglected she decided to sample Golden Tate's balls.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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seiferguy posted:

Oh no, he divorced some no-name and ended up marrying one of the hottest singers in the world :geno:

Wasn't she the one who was banging Golden Tate?

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