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Benne posted:Paul Allen is too busy chilling on his yacht to meddle in the front office We obviously need to buy Jed a yacht and send on a nice long cruise to somewhere. North Korean waters are nice this time of year, I'm told.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 04:07 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 10:15 |
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Snowbirds and weird old St. Louis residents.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 09:14 |
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It's the day of the Super Bowl and I still hate Jed York.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 17:41 |
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DariusLikewise posted:I hate the Patriots so loving much Bad Moon posted:Rams and Niners goons tell me about how your fandoms are reacting to the changes to your defensive alignments. At this point, my reaction to everything the Niners do is "gently caress it, why the hell not?" We're a franchise in a hopeless death spiral so no matter what coach Whoeveritisatthemoment tries it won't matter a single, solitary drat because that rotting pseudohuman pustule Jed York is in the Owner's Chair. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Feb 15, 2017 |
# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 02:06 |
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its all nice on rice posted:RIP Russell Wilson Don't worry, he's got his magical concussion water to protect him!
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 20:53 |
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Spoeank posted:http://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/839245100442079233 And they only need to fill those gaping holes at EVERY loving POSITION OH MY GOD I HATE YOU JED YORK
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 06:36 |
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Jed York is every male lead from James Nguyen's films combined into one eldritch abomination come to life to haunt San Francisco for its crimes.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:09 |
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Just wait until we draft a bunch of waffles.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 00:53 |
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Ghost Dog posted:do 49ers posters still exist and how do they feel about their team giving 20m to the worst fullback in the league I don't feel anything anymore.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 01:54 |
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Did the Niners ever hire a new head coach or is Jed (who is a mess and a waste) gonna singlehandedly lead the team to 19-0? I seriously don't remember if this happened.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 04:18 |
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ulmont posted:Uh...not sure if serious? Oh, right. I legit forgot this. Also I really, really wanted to say that Jed is a mess, and Jed is a waste.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 06:47 |
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Grittybeard posted:Wait until you find out who your GM is. John Lynch, not that it loving matters because Jed.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 08:13 |
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Chichevache posted:You hired the guy who choked away the Super Bowl. We hired 2015 Pete Carroll?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 11:08 |
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warcrimes posted:Told ya you'd get Reuben Foster! This is the best thing to happen in a Niners draft in years.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 15:32 |
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Spoeank posted:Jed wants to have a sit down with Jim Harbaugh to thank him for what he did and clear the air. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrvfoJeueg I mean to be very exceedingly fair to Jed (who is a mess and a waste) with the garbage drafts that Baalke handed us during the Harbaugh years we were going to crash at some point because there was nobody to replace our aging all-stars like Vernon Davis and Patrick Willis or the guys who were going to get bid for the moment they were up for free agency like Mike Iupati. Having said that, firing Harbaugh like he did was a total bitch move and just made things worse because everyone who could get out chose that moment to do so, and everyone else worth a drat followed at the earliest opportunity. Case in point is Frank Gore. I don't think he would've bailed out for Indy if Harbaugh hadn't left. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:03 on May 4, 2017 |
# ¿ May 4, 2017 05:00 |
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Coldforge posted:https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/902698631630860289 Whoa there, motherfucker.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 23:59 |
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Who is Bryan Hoyer throwing to anyway? Pierre Garcon for one.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 18:53 |
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Benne posted:Get a real QB and then we might talk again temptingfate.txt
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 09:34 |
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Coldforge posted:Is it possible for the 49ers to just forfeit the rest of the season, and be granted the first overall pick now? It just seems so cruel to the players that keep fighting to win these close games, when we all know Hoyer will just piss away the opportunities they give him. We should just kneel for the whole game.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 05:00 |
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I honestly hope to God Almighty that somehow the Niners end up signing either Kaep or Alex Smith back for an absurd paycheck.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 06:18 |
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Spoeank posted:por que no los dos Si, me gusta.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 06:22 |
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Benne posted:There isn't a single gimme game left after the Niners. 10-6 might be the best-case scenario. Oh poor you.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 22:07 |
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Benne posted:You're not a real TFF poster until you get hysterical about your team's Lost Season We're 0-*, what'd you expect?
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 02:13 |
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Benne posted:I was wondering why Goodwin broke down after his touchdown, and ... Jesus
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 05:20 |
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I would like the Seahawks to win a gigantic pile of literal poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 18:25 |
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Yay Frank
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 23:12 |
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King Hong Kong posted:It doesn’t matter, Jimmy G will surely single handedly win us the Super Bowl next year. Against the Pats, no less.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 22:25 |
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Benny the Snake posted:San Francisco delenda est That already happened.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 08:00 |
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DariusLikewise posted:Jeff Fisher
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 18:15 |
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Manoueverable posted:I would be perfectly okay with Aaron Donald devouring the remnants of the wretch Tom Brady in the Super Bowl I can't disagree with this statement. As much as I want the Seahawks to disappear into the void forever I'd thank them eternally if they dragged the Pats down with them like Samson at the House of Dagon.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 00:55 |
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Spoeank posted:Uhm did you forget who brought us this If the Seahawks collapse into a black hole of bad football after killing off Tom Brady that's two birds with one stone IMO.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2017 01:20 |
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I only caught the last third of the Niners-Jags game at my local dive bar and it was goddamned magical.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 01:46 |
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Handsome Jimmy G-sus.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 02:01 |
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mllaneza posted:I was hoping for 5 wins and some bright spots on the roster. I would have been ecstatic to get that. Now I'm just plain hype as gently caress for next season.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 11:24 |
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Coldforge posted:RB Carlos Hyde (probably not coming back: not a great system fit. Great for an inside zone/gap team) We really should hold onto him. We need all the weapons we can get and he's a drat good one, awkward fit or no. We should also keep Kilgore, Coyle, Carradine, and Reid IMO. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jan 2, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 02:08 |
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Can we interest you in an exciting OC called Jimmy Raye?
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2018 22:41 |
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Coldforge posted:My sincerest hope and wish is that the Seahawks bring in someone even worse than Bevell or Cable at all the offensive coaching positions I am not emptyquoting this post.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 04:58 |
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Coldforge posted:football shaped bread This exists?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 01:00 |
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Reminds me of when Russell's girlfriend was so neglected she decided to sample Golden Tate's balls.
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 01:44 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 10:15 |
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seiferguy posted:Oh no, he divorced some no-name and ended up marrying one of the hottest singers in the world Wasn't she the one who was banging Golden Tate?
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 05:32 |