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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Speaking of the Rams...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVit4vSAMsk

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/989555694931066880?s=19

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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And here we...go

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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MOTHERFUCKING gently caress

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Don't gently caress this up, Carrol :colbert:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Penny and Green sounds like a lawyer show or a buddy cop comedy. I'd watch both.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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:peanut:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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This season is gonna be super fun.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Cliff Avril waived.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Personally I don't see the Hawks going over 8-8. Our defense is in the middle of a transition with most of our veterans gone. We don't have an offensive line so much as a flock of birds taking flight and dispersing. Our run game is consistently inconsistent. And we somehow got a worse offensive coordinator than Bevell. This is gonna be a hard year, boys.

And on the subject of bets, :toxx: if the Hawks go over 8-8, I owe LordWaffleBeard a jersey of his choice :toxx:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Alcohol, OP. Lots of it.

Edit: between this dude's nervous breakdown over Sherman and DFG's meltdown, I'm pretty sure NFC West gives you brainworms.

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 10, 2018

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao it's a c/p edit of Paradol Ex's famous Chris Benoit post you dork

I'm not into wrestling so sue me :shrug:



indigi posted:

*comes busting into the thread, breathless*



in Kermit voice Pete, your players are not men yet. They need to be like the lobster and clean their rooms.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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I told you guys the Seahawks were alt-right

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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This whole thing reeks of "culture change". Especially in light of Carroll and Scheider giving depositions in Kap's collusion case.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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mike- posted:

Please stop probating LWB for being right about everything.

Counter point: LWB is bitchmade

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Metapod posted:

You can troll better I believe in you

Get the gently caress outta the NFC West thread you un-evolved loser.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Metapod posted:

benny we've been over this i'm the nfc west thread now be quiet and play me in madden

Buy me a copy then :colbert:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Bleacher Report-NFL is scared of Trump

The irony here is that by banning protests, the NFL has made that issue a constant presence. It'll be brought up over and over again because the discussion will now be focused on which player is bucking the rules. They're loving themselves over.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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White people suck

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/999756302288011264?s=19

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/scohenSEA/status/999765178404159488

Pete doubles down on dipshit douchebaggery.

(also, that reporter to his right is all of us)

White people suck. White Boomers, especially.

Pete Carroll, kindly go swan dive off the pier and drift out into the sunset you enablist gently caress enabling motherfucker.

Benny the Snake fucked around with this message at 03:28 on May 26, 2018

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Cliff Avril: Seahawks Started Questioning Pete Carroll after Super Bowl Interception (via PFF)

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1001528851636375554

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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I'm disappointed we didn't keep at least Richardson. Dude had potential.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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This motherfucker right here...

https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/1002223930696912897?s=19

Edit-if Carroll wasn't coaching football, he'd be a new age cult leader I think.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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And that's the thing isn't it? Even he knows he's stepped in doo doo but instead of cleaning it up he's spreading it around and denying it loudly.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1005821769108807680?s=19

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Former Colts GM Ryan Grigson lands with Seahawks

:allbuttons:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Someone please change the Seahawks logo into a lobster, TIA

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Happy International Lobster Day, fellow Seahawks fans. Remember to clean your rooms and pedantically debate Disney movies.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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No matter. I doubt he'll be able to so much as reach for any of Wilson's passes :colbert:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Also, here's an open letter to the president co-authored by Doug Baldwin.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Coldforge posted:

Your magic off-season isn't over yet, Seahawks fans!

Lord, I don't ask for much, but if the Seahawks should collapse please have Jimmy G do so too :pray:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Coldforge posted:

:ohdear:

Surely Dick Sherm wouldn't give away such vital information to other teams!

What if he's actually a Seahawks sleeper agent?

:ohdear:

If it's true then I'll probably die from schadenfreude

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Peachfart posted:

Jimmy will be much worse than 49ers fans think and it will be glorious.

Inshallah

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/1016140471347830785?s=19

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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Edit: too late

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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NFC West: 12 Easy Ways to Lose Friends and Alienate People

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

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gently caress NOT BALDWIN

https://twitter.com/gbellseattle/status/1024377854212038656?s=19

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