2017 NFC West: It's a regular division, find a new slant

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Did the NFL make hurdling during a field goal illegal?

I would take that as a slight against the Seahawks.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 05:11

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 12:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

LA is having trouble putting together hosting a Super Bowl.

That's a :hmbol:

# ¿ May 27, 2017 06:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I am triggered so hard right now...

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 16:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I saw that on social media and thought it was bad fan art. :staredog:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 05:00

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Legion of Gloom

# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 23:34

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Seeing Rams fans have any self esteem is... disconcerting.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 02:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

# ¿ Dec 5, 2017 07:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Uh guys, is football going to be really good today? :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 17:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Guys, I had a dream last night that the Seahawks were bad and had some random, young white guy at QB.

So, a slight change from reality.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 15:02

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Seahawks are gonna be OK, I bet. :unsmith:

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 09:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Post itt every time you lol at the Seattle Seahawks.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 17:22

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Legit want to see Kaep in a Seahawks uniform.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 10:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Geno Smith

Gross

# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 23:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Benny the Snake posted:

I feel bad for Rawls. He had that really good season where I thought he'd might be our new feature back and replace Lynch and then he got injured bad.

I thought that he and Tyler Lockette were both going to be big for the Seahawks. Meh, I was half right.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2018 04:31

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Spoeank posted:

Seahawks fans, it's not too late to pretend like you were just Richard Sherman fans all along and move your fandom down the coast

Not gonna start rooting for the 49ers but I hope he's successful and I'll probably be more inclined to watch 49ers games in the future just because he's playing. :shrug:

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 05:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Throw a fake lateral! The refs won't flag it!

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 10:20

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Imma pull a LWB/AAC right now and predict that the Seahawks make the playoffs next year, despite their stupid moves in the offseason.

I'm a true RWB Believer.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 09:50

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Manoueverable posted:

I mean, okay, but our offense is almost literally Wilson, Baldwin, and a bunch of JAGs or worse, and Brian Schottenheimer is our OC. We could seriously have a bottom 3 offense next season

I don't begrudge you for optimism but you should hedge your bets if you're gonna make any kind of positive prediction

I'm wrapping my optimism in like 7 layers of irony. Who knows how I really feel!

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 04:06

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/papapishu/status/746803108949409793

Politics, sports; where does this madness end? :ohdear:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 05:37

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

It's because it's ridiculously early to have any idea what the teams are even going to look like at this point.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 09:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I'm gonna laugh so hard when Jimmy G turns out to be a bust.

# ¿ May 8, 2018 09:58

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Guys, i think the Seahawks are going to be ok.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 22:04

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Seahawks are fine.

# ¿ May 30, 2018 17:55

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Play posted:

See that's the kind of denial and naivete that is going to get you hurt next season

# ¿ May 30, 2018 18:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 04:26

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Seahawks are fine.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 21:22

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Seahawks are fine.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2018 11:20

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Only 5 more weeks until fake football, guys.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 18:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

EmbryoSteve posted:

agree. how can you put a guy (albeit handsome) on the top 100 list when he only played 6 games?

It's almost like Jimmy garoppolo has made 49ers fans retarded. :shrug:

# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 18:32

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hey guys... I just gotta say.

The Seahawks are fine.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 19:23

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jimmy G's gonna get arrested for smoking crack in a dumpster after he washes out of the league. Book it.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2018 10:56

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 12:29

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Its Rinaldo posted:

I know! Real QBs throw their season ending picks from the 18.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 00:55

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