2017 NFC West: It's a regular division, find a new slant

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

*extremely Jim Nantz voice*

Hello friends and welcome to the thread where I spiral out of control before I Jovan Belcher myself in Jed's cabana his neighbors won't let him build.

A tradition unlike any other.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 22:41

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:01

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bad Moon posted:

Xpostin from N/V thread.

Guess who just got a promotion?

Tony Romo?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 05:27

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

Pretty sure they just did!

Only the o-line

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 09:29

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

African AIDS cum posted:

6 years $126 million seems like way too much for a backup QB. Niners explain

AAC bro I jokingly rode the train about Kaepernick's contract with you but the contract is over so you have to learn a second thing about the NFL man

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 09:21

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Flikken posted:

Has Kap opted out yet?

Even though he hasn't opted out (because of league rules), the 6/126 was ripped up last season for his current contract, which has the opt out.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 20:10

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benny the Snake posted:

Why in the loving gently caress would we pick up Blair Walsh?

Already won Seattle a playoff game

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 08:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

African AIDS cum posted:

Armstead and Buckner are really bad. Armstead can't play in any scheme, total bust

Even in Seattle?

on the offensive line?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 02:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

MalleusDei posted:

I wonder how much of Sherman looking bad was his knee. I was thinking he lost a step, before I heard he was injured.

I was thinking the same thing. I didn't see a lot of Seahawks this year but there were a handful of plays every time I saw them that prime Sherman would shut down but he just... didn't. Whether he got burnt or he had to blatantly hold to not get burnt. It also made sense why he started lashing out at people too (out of frustration).

It even made Benne clap back at me with the 49ers' record when I brought it up on Twitter, too. :wink:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 20:02

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Let's be clear here, if the Niners don't get Cousins in FA because of the tag, they're just twiddling their thumbs at QB this year.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 08:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Oh no the Niners might only win 2 games again next year.

The 49ers shouldn't get any good QBs this year because they need literally everything else too and a good QB with a terrible roster is pointless

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 08:07

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Get whoever and get through the season. There's nothing worthwhile this year. Hoyer, McCown, Schaub, doesn't matter. As long as it's a one year deal. Get a rookie, I don't care, just not with a top 100 pick.

It's a lost year no matter who signs and there's no point putting a golden crown of a decent QB on a massive pile of poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 08:13

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I'm just waiting for the Antoine Bethea shoe to drop so the 49ers ditch both of their notable FA acquisitions of the last half decade

# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 01:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Spoeank posted:

I'm just waiting for the Antoine Bethea shoe to drop so the 49ers ditch both of their notable FA acquisitions of the last half decade

http://twitter.com/mattbarrows/status/839245100442079233

99 milly in cap space

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 03:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

Even if the Niners get Kirk Cousins, who the gently caress is he throwing to? Jeremy Kerley and Lucky Fans In Section 306, Row 12?

Al

Shon

Jeff

Ery's

Good friend Eddie Royal after he gets cut

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 08:48

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

warcrimes posted:

They've got like $500 million in salary cap space and lots of quality draft picks, give it a minute. Not that they're getting Cousins, though.

[citation needed]

It's 2017 or 2018. Kirk is doodling him and Shanahan with hearts around them in his Trapper Keeper.

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Mar 8, 2017

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 08:59

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Now that Cox is back in the NFC West the Seattle-SF ping ponging of his contract will begin anew.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 18:35

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Niners waived Marcus Martin, who had perfected the art of snapping a football and immediately getting knocked on his rear end.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 19:39

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

great backup qb imo

stop loving around Redskins and let gold miners give you crap for your valuable assets for like the one millionth time

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 21:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Apparently the 49ers weren't even the dumbest with regards to offering Constant Consonant a contract

http://www.49erswebzone.com/articles/104462-kyle-juszczyk-turned-down-more-money-play-shanahan/

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:19

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benny the Snake posted:

Was Jared Cook ever good?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 04:50

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jared Cook dropped like 12 passes in the time it took you to type that out

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 06:34

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Trevone when Russ says "let Jesus take the wheel" this isn't what he means

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 03:30

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Yeah Seahawks posters don't have much of a leg to stand on there

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 15:16

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Coldforge posted:

Still don't ask about the 49ers offense, though. Especially their QBs.

I don't know CJ is pretty hard to Beat

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 05:24

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Bad Moon posted:

I mean you can use the boatload of picks next year you get from the Bears and they'll all be high because omg what are you doing Chicago

If Drew Brees just loving dies already we have NOLA's 2, too

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 23:21

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jed wants to have a sit down with Jim Harbaugh to thank him for what he did and clear the air.

lol gfto bitch boy

# ¿ May 3, 2017 19:15

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Purcell was a former PS guy who was really good in 2015 preseason and then was just sort of a guy.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 00:32

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

I want that shirt and the Warriors back to back shirts so loving bad

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 16:25

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

Is there anything in sports more lame than "Conference Champions" merch? Even the players look embarrassed to be wearing those shirts after winning the game.

There's division champion gear.

Woof.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 07:49

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

posting to have available in the one aftermath thread after the niners win a game

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 07:05

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

Why did the niners let Jeremy Kerley go? I thought he was like one of the few (ok two) bright spots last season (besides Hyde)?

They're hitting a hard-rear end reset and all toss-ups went to the younger guy

# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 02:40

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

its ok the seahawks investigated and found Clark did nothing unacceptable

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 17:42

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

NFCW lookin good

https://twitter.com/RMSummerlin/status/909535133681799168

# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 22:51

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Spoeank posted:

NFCW lookin good

https://twitter.com/RMSummerlin/status/909535133681799168

update: 7 quarters, no TDs

# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 23:46

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Benne posted:

Brian Hoyer is extremely poopy

CEE

JAY

BEAT

HARD

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 00:52

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

If they beat arizona next week the niners are going to the super bowl of finishing third in the division

# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 22:37

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

SAME OL SORRY rear end (NFC WEST EXCEPT FOR THE) RAMS

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 03:06

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Frankie gonna pass Dickerson this weekend to get to #7 all-time within his first few carries if not his first one :toot:

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 16:55

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

He missed the games in 2011 from a goddamn broken hip which makes it crazier

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 20:54

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:01

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Lena Dunham posted:

Marshawn Lynch has a much stronger case to be in the HOF and even he isn't a sure thing

Frank Gore will not make it in

that's a weird alt, LWB

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 04:37

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