2017 AFC East: Dolphins Circling the Bowles

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

let's post some ideas about how to stop tom Brady :

kill him
tonya harding bodyguard situation
trick him into eating gluten
???

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 14:33

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:02

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

GaussianCopula posted:

Just want to congratulate everyone in the AFC East to be in the division that has won the most (4) Super Bowls since the 2002 realignment. This wouldn't be possible without the Jets, Bills and Dolphins functioning as our version of the Washington Generals.

lol if you think that avatar is going to last

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 13:29

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

GaussianCopula posted:

lol if you think I bought it.

lol

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 13:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

tarbrush posted:

Dolphins schedule for 2017

Home opponents: *New England (14-2), Buffalo (7-9), New York Jets (5-11), *Oakland (12-4), New Orleans (7-9) (in London), Tampa Bay (9-7), Denver (9-7), Tennessee (9-7)
Away opponents: *New England (14-2), Buffalo (7-9), New York Jets (5-11), *Atlanta (11-5), *Kansas City (12-4), Baltimore (8-8), Carolina (6-10), Los Angeles Chargers (5-11)

We are absolutely completely super mega turbofucked next year.

teams you think will be good won't be and vice versa

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 13:37

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Like the Dolphins!

The Dolphins will be a better team with a worse record IMO

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 15:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/867031857879240705

Just gonna leave this here.

https://twitter.com/mmehtanydn/status/867041007505993728

:chloe:

also when I went to get that tweet I found this

https://twitter.com/tweetlikeagiri/status/867041484620668928

# ¿ May 23, 2017 16:40

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

imagine a boot with a hole worn in the sole...

# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 12:21

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Dolphins only undefeated team in the afc east

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 01:20

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

So how good is the Saints linebacker the Dolphins just got

probably not very good but at some point you need human beings to strap pads onto

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 12:41

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

His kid. The day before the game he wanted to visit his kid he asked to miss all the team meetings the Saturday before our game and Gase told him no - he went anyway

Have any Miami reporters picked this up yet?

Armando is still writing like he doesn't know what happened with Timmons.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 22:38

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I am just here to gloat to anyone who said cutler isn't a drop off from Tannehill

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 20:14

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

mcmagic posted:

He's not. They both stink. Cutler is better.

Dolphins wanted no part of this game today though.

mcmagic your wrong

# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 21:30

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

two good punters IMO

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 22:55

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Tunsil went from great to absolute trash in TWO GAMES.

https://twitter.com/pff/status/917695210506899456

# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 12:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

tarbrush posted:

I do feel like there's the possibility that we pull a Classic Dolphins and stagger to 8-8 with Cutler playing well enough down the stretch that there's a mini QB crisis when Tannehill returns.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 14:27

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

tarbrush posted:

No it's not going to happen, or no you don't want it to happen?

It won't happen.

Jay Cutler is terrible. Tannehill is good.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 14:37

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Dolphins going to the super bowl

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 20:55

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Phobeste posted:

You get to trade that off for the headshot on brady when he was already tackled by something else that wasn't called. I'm sorry you lost but there's no point spinning out and hooting and hollering about cheating every year for the past twenty, just think about how the team can improve and maybe you'll be happier.

why can't you at least be a charming rear end in a top hat like shrimp?

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 22:08

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/omarkelly/status/920058645940928512

lol

# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 00:16

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

looked like clean calls imo

# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 17:14

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Football viewing in the near future should include:

Stream any game online
Switch between cameras as you see fit
A cheer button I can mash that pumps extra crowd noise into the stadium

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 14:46

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

the Jay Cutler led Miami Dolphins beat the patriots in prime time

let us all have a contemplative moment of silence and really just let that marinade in our hearts and minds

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 01:18

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

TheBizzness posted:

There�s a significant chance that Brady will retire with only @ Miami being under .500 for his career.

And that...... is the only thing I have to hang my hat on in the last 20 years.

that's all I need tbh

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 01:30

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

NFL rigged so what

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 01:20

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Print the shirts

# ¿ May 20, 2018 00:14

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

TheBizzness posted:

The worst thing about the Carroo pick is that this forum convinced me he was the best receiver in the draft and we had an absolute steal.

I dunno, I still see the Dolphins winning their normal 7-8 games. I think the defensive will be ok despite losing Suh and the offense can only get better though they will probably still finish in the high 20s somewhere.

They will win a couple games against good teams that shows their potential, loss a couple more that they absolutely should have won, and squeak their way through against other average teams.

Time is a flat circle.

have you factored in Jakeem Grant??

# ¿ May 20, 2018 23:54

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Frank gore is going to be running for 3.6 ypc long after we�re all dead

# ¿ May 21, 2018 01:24

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Raku posted:

im sorry your coach left for a better job

me speaking to your avatar :

thanks again for Dante culpepper over drew Brees you short little rear end in a top hat!!!

# ¿ May 24, 2018 16:42

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

system coach IMO

# ¿ May 24, 2018 22:20

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Declan MacManus posted:

hey guys i stopped following football how good are the dolphins now

print the shirts

# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 00:27

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/BuffRumblings/status/1020287312306065408

# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 14:05

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

this me

https://twitter.com/humansoflate/status/1020597376078286848

# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 20:25

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

torgeaux posted:

Sports Illustrated interview with Landry:

That's the complaint I had about Gase for 2 years. He is a terrible play caller. Let the Offensive Coordinator do his job.

I�m sure that�s exactly how it played out lol

Everyone else seems to love Gase (Tannehill has said multiple times that Gase is really good about feedback on what plays they feel good about running week to week) so :shrug: