2017 The NFC North: Fuck the entire NFC North. Including my own team.

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MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

R.D. Mangles posted:

this was not as much fun as the cardinals OT loss or the gold standard, the seattle onside gently caress up, in my opinion as a connoisseur of packer playoff losses

I disagree, listening to everybody crow about how loving legendary Aaron Rodgers is and literally comparing him to Michael Jordan just for him to turn into a pouty, whiny loser the second he was more than two scores down was pretty amazing.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 19:32

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 08:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I am sad about Levy.

I would like us to sign TJ Lang.

Somebody tell me how to feel about the rest of the changes.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:01

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Deki posted:

Detroit shouldn't get Lang. I've heard so much bitching over how much he supposedly holds every single play from Detroit fans that it's weird that they suddenly want him now.

I want him to hold on every play for my QB instead, duh.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:47

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Welcome to the Scumbags, Mr. Lang. :toot:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 19:51

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Y'know, it seemed like the Lions offseason was going too well...

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 20:19

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

imo a love of kissing titties is a great quality to have in your QB.

Anyway, it sounds like all told, the Lions have picked up a couple LBs, a TE and a WR?

Good stuff.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 19:34

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Sataere posted:

Counterpoint: Aaron Rodgers.

Maybe he likes fat guys, you don't know.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 00:34

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Stafford played absolutely phenomenal in the playoffs in 2011. The problem was Drew Brees kept shredding the D like a paper bag.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 16:18

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Boy oh boy Laken flamed out in a hurry, didn't he.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 19:41

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Lions barely lose to the best team in the league, Packers squeak by the worst team in the league, both teams 2-1.

Hhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 00:42

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Henchman of Santa posted:

2013. I like how they brought that up a million times and then Ameer got hurt with 6 yards to go

And they made a big deal about how Cook never fumbled.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 00:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Sorry for guaranteeing you won't have a winning season, Vikings.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 02:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Trubsiky will be fine as long as the Bears o-line holds. How good is the Bears o-line?

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 16:57

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Eric Ebron is the Darren Helm of the Lions, right down to the "if only his hands weren't made of stone."

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 17:16

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

WHOOPS posted:

Bradford practicing today, just in time to blow out his knee on Soldier Field's garbo turf.

From what I watched the Vikings turf is pretty awful too.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 20:33

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So basically the Lions are never gonna do anything for the next 30 years because teams are just gonna keep giving up at the end of the game like fainting southern dames whenever they play Green Bay.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 00:31

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

As a Lions fan, I love the Vikings because I love easy Ws.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 19:18

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Ansah isn't gonna ever be free of that knee problem, is he?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 13:31

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Boon posted:

I'm getting real sick of watching dead Packers starters every game for the better part of a decade.

Yeah, being a Packers fan has been real rough the last decade.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 00:46

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

NFC South beatin' up on our stupid division a lot this year, huh.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 21:00

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 21:04

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Wrong thread.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 21:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Anybody from Minnesota or Green Bay wanna adopt me? My posts might suck but I am cute as hell.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 05:40

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

lol that was the game where Megatron got the record but the Lions still got blown out, wasn't it.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 14:31

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

https://twitter.com/BigJoeFauria/status/925046312336330752

Sign him, imo.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Yeah it also had a kick returner kneeling at the 2

Stefan Logan...you were....you were certainly a person wearing a Lions jersey for a period of time.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 18:11

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Boy this was a quiet Sunday in the ol NFC North.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 15:34

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Acebuckeye13 posted:

The Lions utterly crushing the Packers 40-10 for their first Thanksgiving win in like ten years was the only good thing to come out of that forsaken season.

Fake spike was that year too.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 20:15

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Anybody wanna crack wise about Stafford's contract now?!

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 05:19

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I'm starting to wonder if Rodgers isn't gonna go down as a suuuuper wasted talent if he doesn't add at least one more championship to his mantle.

Sorta like what Crosby and Malkin were in danger of a few years ago before they became forever champs.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 06:01

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Chris James 2 posted:

At least Rodgers got a ring

Meanwhile looking at what happened with Luck just makes me sadder by the day

This but RG3.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 06:12

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I was gonna feel sympathy for Packers fans because I can't imagine how much I'd hate life if Stafford went down but they showed that bullshit Hail Mary again that only happened because Rodgers milked a bullshit facemask call out of the ref, so. gently caress all of you, I hope Fat Mike and Capers get 20-year extensions.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 16:55

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

I choose to believe Martellus Bennett. Wow. Packers are scumbags. Penalize them. 30 or 40 draft picks should do it.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 01:17

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

R.D. Mangles posted:

problems in green bay start from the top with the ownership, imo

Yeah, fire the owner.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 04:58

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

The Lions have beaten a team.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 22:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

The Lions continue to play exactly to the level of the team they're against, I guess.

They beat the Vikings once, hopefully they can do it again. :shrug:

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 22:15

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Everybody knows being sacked a lot increases your TDs.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2017 21:26

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Yeah so I'm over Ameer Abdullah.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 22:09

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

SKULL.GIF posted:

Congratulations to the Vikings. Go all the way over the cliff and into the jagged rocks below.

Harsh but

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 22:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

tbh the Lions were slowly but surely crawling back into that one and then the loss of Swanson basically shattered the offense into a million pieces.

I dunno. I was pissed off during the game but now that it's over, it's like, okay. A close loss against a team that's 9-2. The division isn't gonna happen but they could still make the playoffs. :shrug:

MJeff fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Nov 23, 2017

# ¿ Nov 23, 2017 22:36

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 08:10

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Yeah uh tbh I'm not so sure why I should hate Jim Caldwell.

Teryl Austin, maybe. Caldwell? I dunno.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 00:11

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