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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Our body is full of little computers, such as the bladder to tell us when to pee, or the stomach to tell us we are hungry.

All of these computers are networked with a 10gb connection directly to the most powerful computer of all: our brains.

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Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
The code that keeps the heart beating must be really elegant and efficient, holy loving poo poo.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
a man is made of meat

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Professor Puppytime posted:

Our body is full of little computers, such as the bladder to tell us when to pee, or the stomach to tell us we are hungry.

All of these computers are networked with a 10gb connection directly to the most powerful computer of all: our brains.

it's definitely not a 10gb connection. nerve impulses are electrochemical and move at less than 1/3 the speed of sound

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Professor Puppytime posted:

The code that keeps the heart beating must be really elegant and efficient, holy loving poo poo.

yah
code:
public static void main(String[] args) {
    final ScheduledExecutorService executorService = Executors.newSingleThreadScheduledExecutor();
    executorService.scheduleAtFixedRate(new Runnable() {
        @Override
        public void run() {
            heartBeat();
        }
    }, 0, 1, TimeUnit.SECONDS);
}

private static void heartBeat() {
    System.out.beat();
}
*sniffs* so beautiful

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Welp, looks like there is a defect in my brain computer. I guess it is causing me to sleep all day and read IRC chat logs. This really sucks, anyone here a dev?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Speaking of, did that guy ever put the computer plug things in his butt or what?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






you have 20 apples, which you equally divide amongst 0 people. how many apples does each person get?

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Silver Alicorn posted:

a man is made of meat

beeve jobs

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

spankmeister posted:

you have 20 apples, which you equally divide amongst 0 people. how many apples does each person get?

a truck comes to your house and the driver offers you 100 computers. do you take them?

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Silver Alicorn posted:

a truck comes to your house and the driver offers you 100 computers. do you take them?

ehhh

nah

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Silver Alicorn posted:

a truck comes to your house and the driver offers you 100 computers. do you take them?

I take the computers and gently caress them and cum in them

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your computer

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I like it when my computer is operating very efficiently. For example when I am lifting weights four times a week I'm basically feeling overclocked. I also program efficiently.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

actually, transmission in our nervous system is extremely slow compared to computer networking

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

suck it off

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Professor Puppytime posted:

Welp, looks like there is a defect in my brain computer. I guess it is causing me to sleep all day and read IRC chat logs. This really sucks, anyone here a dev?

here in pet island nobody is a dev, you should maybe post in sh/sc

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

mishaq posted:

actually, transmission in our nervous system is extremely slow compared to computer networking

source your claims bitch

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

abraham linkedin posted:

source your claims bitch

use the computers in your body to find out :)

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

This is an Authorised Westworld Command: Report to QA for analysis. This goes for all of you.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

big scary monsters posted:

describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your computer
my computer? let me tell you about my computer

*slams post button*

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

big scary monsters posted:

describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your computer

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
some people say a man is made out of mud

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

just like how we perform advanced calculus every time we catch a ball, we all have an innate understanding of lisp machines waiting to be unlocked, which closely mirror our more basic nature.

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

I'd like to gently caress you and cum in you

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

slam flanders posted:

I'd like to gently caress you and cum in you

Same, forums poster slam flanders

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

slam flanders posted:

I'd like to gently caress you and cum in you

garbage in, garbage out

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

a truck comes to your house and the driver offers you 100 computers. do you take them?

The 100 Computer Conundrum

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

abraham linkedin posted:

source your claims bitch

i learned about the slow i/o of our nervous system on radio lab

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Smythe posted:

The 100 Computer Conundrum

You have 100 computers that must be janitored. Turn left?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Still inquiring about the butt computers tho. Any news, op?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Just checking in to see if there's been any news w.r.t the computers in that guys butt.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I'm also curious how that worked out, was he able to fit even a single computer in his butt?

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

what's the latest from the asskell users group

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


maniacdevnull posted:

Just checking in to see if there's been any news w.r.t the computers in that guys butt.

Last I heard, all the computers were in his butt.

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Thats great news I'm glad it worked out

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Silver Alicorn posted:

some people say a man is made out of mud

i on the other hand am made out of muscle and blood

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

ADINSX posted:

Thats great news I'm glad it worked out

very proud

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Uncle Enzo posted:

i on the other hand am made out of fat and blood

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Citizen Tayne posted:

Last I heard, all the computers were in his butt.

FINALLY someone with some actual information in this thread

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