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firebeats: May 8, 2016

You're a halfway decent producer, but Christ your lyrics are not good and will never be good.

Like "Jail Cell" from the first EP was good for a chuckle but listen to this poo poo.

loving Anthony Gonzalez would tell you to grow a pair

# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:56

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:28

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Thanks for the gurf thread dumbass we don't get enough of those

# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:57

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Gurf here

# ? Jan 22, 2017 01:58

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

quote:

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# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:07

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I've never seen a Gurf video because they're always deleted by the time I open them. This is my shameful secret. :smith:

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:10

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

make gurf mod of d&d

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:13

firebeats: May 8, 2016

Kuato posted:

I've never seen a Gurf video because they're always deleted by the time I open them. This is my shameful secret.

don't worry, let it all out. this is a safe space

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:21

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I watched that one stoner girl video thread

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:23

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

suck my dick until my balls are drained, Gurf

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:28

Healthy Nut Snack: Mar 23, 2016

How do I know if I'm a gurf

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:29

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i once made fun of gurf and in retaliation he subscribed to my youtube

stay safe kids

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:33

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Dare > Gurf there i said it

# ? Jan 22, 2017 02:56

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Gurf's gone, guys

# ? Jan 22, 2017 03:14

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

gurf my drat balls

# ? Jan 22, 2017 03:34

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

im a gurfy klurf

# ? Jan 22, 2017 03:53

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

I think gurf is making witch house music too weird

# ? Jan 22, 2017 04:12

Healthy Nut Snack: Mar 23, 2016

My Man Shran posted:

I think gurf is making witch house music too weird

Which house?

# ? Jan 22, 2017 05:09

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

gurfs gonna make a drat video about this and piss everyone off.

stop relying on gags you dumb bitch say something funny oval office turd whore slut bitch.

I swear to god gurf. youre on thin ice.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 05:13

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

gurf and I had sex at the last anime banzai''

i have the rib fractures and impacted pelvis to prove it

# ? Jan 22, 2017 05:16

firebeats: May 8, 2016

Dave_Indeed posted:

I swear to god gurf. youre on thin ice.

# ? Jan 22, 2017 07:39

stnkbreaf: Jan 22, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

WTF?

# ? Jan 23, 2017 00:53

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

stnkbreaf posted:

WTF?

# ? Jan 23, 2017 00:54

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Has gurf hosed off yet? Can't stand that piece of poo poo.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 00:57

stnkbreaf: Jan 22, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Chlamyllionaire posted:

Has gurf hosed off yet? Can't stand that piece of poo poo.

not yet

# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:01

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

stnkbreaf posted:

not yet

# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:03

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; Can't post for 30 days!

I did some shameful googling and found his mother's address. I was going to mail her stuff.

# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:05

Stocky Manhood: Jul 29, 2014; Can I get a hat wobble?

stnkbreaf posted:

not yet

Quotin a Gurf post

# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:06

stnkbreaf: Jan 22, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

Sale At Albertsons! posted:

Quotin a Gurf post

nope im not a gurf

# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:21

Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

firebeats posted:

You're a halfway decent producer, but Christ your lyrics are not good and will never be good.

Like "Jail Cell" from the first EP was good for a chuckle but listen to this poo poo.

loving Anthony Gonzalez would tell you to grow a pair

I gurfed in me pants

# ? Jan 23, 2017 01:25

firebeats: May 8, 2016

morboweirwood posted:

I gurfed in me pants

holy poo poo did a mod gently caress up or did you seriously burn a two-year old parachute account

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:25

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

gurf has made three separate "i'm not re-regging anymore" threads and has followed through on none of them. that's more annoying than the fact that he comes back to plug his terrible youtube videos

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:39

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

firebeats posted:

holy poo poo did a mod gently caress up or did you seriously burn a two-year old parachute account

lol I think FAU made an uh-oh

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:41

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

somebody find kyoon and encourage him to post here again

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:43

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

My Man Shran posted:

Gurf here

# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:50

trumpalicious: Jan 26, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

GURFIN AROUND TOWN!

# ? Jan 26, 2017 23:50

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

i will pay gurf $100 to burn his dumb beard on video. an apology would be nice as well

# ? Jan 26, 2017 23:52

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

gurf you're a straight up bitch boi

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:00

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Are you there god? It's me, gurf.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:21

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

he's so bad at doing whatever he does to try and get his video out there even on this site.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:23

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Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

What are in gurfs videos? I don't click them because I have a serious allergy to bad YouTube videos.

# ? Jan 27, 2017 00:30

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