2017 The AFC South: Honor Landry

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Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Fun facts about the AFC South:

-2 Super Bowl wins (both by the Colts) in 139 combined seasons
-No double-digit win teams the past two seasons
-Half of the teams to never reach the Super Bowl are in this division
-Good thing: in 2007, no team in the AFC South had a losing record

# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 05:42

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:32

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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The only big FA we have this off-season is A.J. Bouye, unless I'm mistaken.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 04:44

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I think Bort has more career pick-6s than career wins, but I could be wrong.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 21:42

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I don't remember which goon said it (I think they were a Ravens fan), but I remember them determining, by process of elimination, that the only reason they hated J.J. Watt was because he didn't play for their team.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 03:26

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Intruder posted:

19 (or possibly 20)

You don't play in the Pro Bowl...if you play in the Super Bowl :frogc00l:

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 06:52

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Andre Johnson to sign a one-day contract with the Texans. It's mind-boggling how fast 14 years pass, yet here we are.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 22:17

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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No longer waiting on Jay, I guess!

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 03:06

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Kirios posted:

go astros

# ¿ May 10, 2017 15:38

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Who is Kevin Love?

Plays basketball for the Cavaliers.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 23:03

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People on ESPN have ranked every Texans starting QB. David Carr was second on the list.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 23:38

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Intruder posted:

Apollos was awful

All the choices were awful

Listen, if the Adams family weren't dipshits, they'd have given Houston back the Oilers legacy.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 16:41

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Shinjobi posted:

The Houston Enterprise

set phasers to bad QB play

'cause I've got faith / of the Schaub
Going where Matt Schaub will take me

# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 00:11

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Watt to play on Wednesday

:ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 18:34

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I think every TE we have got a concussion. That's not good.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2017 21:20

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Codependent Poster posted:

Do you really want the Colts to get a 1 pick again?

It's not like the Texans are getting a 1 pick in the 2018 draft.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 04:15

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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3.6 x 3 = 10.8, enough for a first down.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 19:47

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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My dream is for the Adams family to sell the Oilers name/logo/colors/history to Bob McNair and that we do one Oilers game per season as opposed to Battle Red Day.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 05:21

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Comrayn posted:

Texans is a lovely brand they could change the name to pretty much anything and the only people who would care are the idiots who get sports logo tattoos.

Texans forever

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 20:43

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Probably Magic posted:

So what I'm hearing is that Brandon Weeden can win the AFC South, good to know.

Brandon Weeden won the AFC South two years ago :c00lbert:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 04:51

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PrinceRandom posted:

I do think everyone is forgetting how bad he looked preseason. He didn't look remotely ready to start

For fairness, nobody REALLY watches preseason.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 20:48

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I still think the Texans win on Sunday.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 22:39

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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candide posted:

can i blame this on the lovely field at NRG or no

They don�t practice at NRG Stadium.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 23:27

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Well, why didn�t he play OH WAIT

# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 05:39

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Better get ready to update the thread title.

e: Or maybe not!

# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 20:29

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Help, I can�t find tjyates.jpg

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 20:34

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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There we go.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 20:49

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Crossposting from the Goon Christmas thread in GBS, an idea for a song that went awry six days after it was written:

quote:

Watt Bowl (On Christmas Day)

Circle your calendars, football fans
Because the 25th brings forth the biggest brands
NRG Stadium is the place
To see some batted balls go into your face

(chorus)
Watt Bowl on Christmas Day!
Black and Yellow vs. Bulls on Parade �cause it�s
Watt Bowl on Christmas Day!
When the pick off quarterbacks, they go all the way

JJ, TJ, which is the best?
Two defensive ends in the ultimate test
Of course, it�s not like Derek isn�t a scare
But he plays for the Chargers, so you probably don�t care

(chorus)

99 and 90, that�s not the score
Those are the numbers those Watt guys wore
Well, they still wear them, but it had to rhyme
Christmas Day is coming and I�m running out of time!

(chorus)

NFL Network and NBC,
If you want to watch it on your big screen TV
Amazon Prime streams the game as well
Just one sack and you�ll start to yell

(chorus)

Watson and Big Ben had better watch out
It�s not just Santa Claus that watches them pout
After you open up your Nintendo Switch
Watch this game, you son of a bitch!

(chorus x2)

# ¿ Dec 24, 2017 06:34

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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purkey posted:

I agree, go Jugs. :dpph:

Also, isn't Romeo Crennel about 80 years old?

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 07:58

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I mean, that's still pretty old. Then again, I can't think of any new or interesting DC hires the Texans could make.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 08:05

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I just don't want another Kubiak situation where he keels over at halftime.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 08:26

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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At least BOB proved himself as a head coach in college.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 21:05

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Tennessee REDBLACKS

# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 21:21

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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This Bort's going to term.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 07:05

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Intruder posted:

Typical Titans fan has to change the subject to Mariota every time

# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 20:19

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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A.D. wants to play for the Texans, reports say.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 19:55

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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I see Nuk and Watson got bought by Big Egg.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 19:48

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:32

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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The Houston Texans signed New Order drummer Stephen Morris. I hope he makes a roster, so he can join Genesis keyboardist Tony Banks as British 80's rockers who played QB for Houston.

# ¿ May 16, 2018 04:15

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