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Oct 9, 2012

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I just want to say gently caress YOU to the Colts.

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Oct 9, 2012

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There's always the second round.

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Kirios posted:

I don't see the Titans, Texans or Jaguars ever winning a Super Bowl.

Colts forever best AFC south team

Wrong. All three of those teams are just unmemorable and blah enough to win. Think Seahawks or Buccaneers. It's really obvious contenders like Cowboys and Niners that will never win again because they're busy shooting themselves in the foot.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Stevie Lee posted:

um excuse me Mariota is Elite

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Intruder posted:

Being incapable of sweeping the Jags does not an elite QB make :v:

Peyton's not elite?

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Oct 9, 2012

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Go Angels, bitch.

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Metapod posted:

Mariota is our lord and savior and is going to the lead the titans to a super bowl win and bring the afc south back to its former glory

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Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, never did understand that one.

Yeah, same.

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Intruder posted:

Should've gone with the Wildcats

Name a single Wildcats team that isn't evil.

Other than Northwestern.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I only caught his first game, but Watson seems to overthrow a lot, and it's not like he was Captain Efficient in college either, honestly.

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Oct 9, 2012

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*looks into future* Congrats on the AFCS title to the... what the gently caress, to the Jaguars???

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Oct 9, 2012

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The most Taylor Lewan of quotes in there too.

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Oct 9, 2012

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quote:

“Here’s how he’s amazing,” Titans tackle Taylor Lewan said. “He goes out with the boys even though he doesn’t drink. Most people who don’t drink and then go out with you, they are judgmental fucks. That’s what they are. They look at you and say, ‘Oh really? How many beers is that, Taylor?’ Marcus is not that guy. He’s always ready to be a designated driver.”

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Oct 9, 2012

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

:golfclap: We should start a pool to bet on who lasts longer: Bort or Tolzien or Savage.

I feel like bets like these are guarantees that Mariota dies Week 2. :smith:

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Oct 9, 2012

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The Good News: None of the Titans' divisional rivals have anything close to a threatening offense.
The Bad News: It still might be enough to roll over the Titans' poo poo defense.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Raiders looked good from their new additions, and the Titans had flashes of really cool stuff and then some absolute boners, mainly marked by getting mentally rattled after that bullshit penalty in the 3rd quarter, after which the offense died forever.

I'm not convinced they'll win the division because that... concept is foreign to me after so many years, and I'm convinced that somehow Watson or Bortles is going to have a field day and split the series and then around Week 12 Mariota dies and the Texans take the division because that's just... how it goes.

But if they do make the playoffs, I'll be ecstatic, curbstomped once inside or not.

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Oct 9, 2012

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The loving Jags, probably.

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Intruder posted:

I think the Colts should keep playing Tolzien personally

Hell, same.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Fellas, The Titans Are Still Going To Win The Super Bowl

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T I T A N S, B I T C H

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Intruder posted:

Three way tie for first, only the Colts suck

As it should be. Put in the playoffs all three non-Colts AFC South teams, bump away the AFC North champ and the Pats to make room, insh'allah.

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Oct 9, 2012

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wasianchickn posted:

One day all AFC south teams will be equally bad.

Yeah, it was two (three?) years ago.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Chad Henne is the most Jaguar Jag to have ever Jag'd.

And maybe MJD, but mostly Chad Henne.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I'm so confused right now. Are the Titans that good that the Jaguars clowned on the Texans and Ravens easily, but lost hilariously to the Titans?

It seems the Jags have a good defense and a crap offense, which the Texans couldn't capitalize on because they have no offense and the Ravens couldn't capitalize on because they were hungover or whatever, while the Titans were able to keep the defense on the field long enough that Bortles being bad started becoming a major factor.

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Oct 9, 2012

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The good person in me says Fire BOB.

The bad person in me says Keep Him, Texans.

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Randaconda posted:

just realized the Jags are back on top of the AFC South

:yaycloud:

Not anymore. :smuggo:

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Oct 9, 2012

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Randaconda posted:

We'll get the second game, as the prophecy foretold. :colbert:

Yeah, I'm prepared.

The real gutpunch will be losing to the Colts in Week 6, though.

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Oct 9, 2012

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This was the only way this could end, really, a dead Mariota and the Texans finding a way to take the AFC South division.

Congrats, Houston fans.

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Oct 9, 2012

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They'll both be dead by season's end, lets not even pretend here.

Also, move on from LeBeau.

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Metapod posted:

THIS IS WHY I WANTED SOME loving CORNERS

we all did, bud, we all did

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Oct 9, 2012

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kill me

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Oct 9, 2012

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So what I'm hearing is that Brandon Weeden can win the AFC South, good to know.

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Oct 9, 2012

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PrinceRandom posted:

I do think everyone is forgetting how bad he looked preseason. He didn't look remotely ready to start

I mean, he was bad, but considering his competition, him starting wasn't out of the running.

I still think (hope) he'll regress back to a mediocre mean, but uhhhhh

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Oct 9, 2012

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It's funny how well Watson is looking because he looked a bit raw even in college, so I guess for all the poo poo BOB's been given, he's still at least a little bit of a QB guru for Watson looking as good as he does, because I remember a lot more overthrowing in the NCAA than he's done of late.

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Kirios posted:

welp back to having no idea who the best team in the division is

Don't be loving coy, you know it's the Texans.

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Oct 9, 2012

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You're not a real fan if you don't hope Watson throws 10 interceptions next game and never recovers.

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The Browns are the Titan's Achilles heel anyway, so this was a redemption game of sorts.

mouths "Browns are the Titans' Achilles heel" to self a few more time in disgust, as if tasting rust

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Oct 9, 2012

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This as all well and good as long as we're clear the Titans are winning the Super Bowl this season.

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Oct 9, 2012

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All NFL owners are totally terrible.

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Oct 9, 2012

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You know who did beat the Seahawks....

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