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Oct 9, 2012

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Kirios posted:

I refuse to live in a timeline where the Jaguars are the best team in the AFC South.

Buddy, I've got news for you:

All the teams are bad.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

But we lost to the Raiders and Dolphins, two Bad Teams.

The Texans lost to the Jaguars and the Patriots, so it's even.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I distinctly remember Brown having a pretty pissed tweet in the immediate aftermath of McNair's quote, I'm fairly certain he was the driving agent to get getting traded.

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Probably Magic posted:

They'll both be dead by season's end, lets not even pretend here.

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Probably Magic posted:

*looks into future* Congrats on the AFCS title to the... what the gently caress, to the Jaguars???

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Oct 9, 2012

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Glibness aside, that sucks, and even worse, tearing it in practice sucks.

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Oct 9, 2012

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gently caress the Ravens.

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I can't hate the Jags, but at the same time, gently caress y'all, go Titans. It was a lateral.

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Mods, please rename this thread Conspiracy Against Jacksonville Athletics.

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Randaconda posted:

counterpoint: gently caress you

:randstare:

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Luck... come back strong.

Uh.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Lets go the Titans.

i see what you did there

and hell, it worked

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Intruder posted:

Savage is trying to get Nuk killed, just threw him the Peyton/Collie special

Proud AFC South tradition.

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To see Eddie George run us over in the conference championship round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of salt , was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Mark Brunnell wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Kurt Warner would be. It turned out Mike Jones was the Dark Knight, as he made The Tackle the same way Batman beat Bane. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

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A maladroit dullard Jags fan: "The Jags Are The 'Stranger Things' Kids Cast Of The NFL When You Think About It"

A cool, froody, chic Titans fan: "go vols bitch wait poo poo does the nfl have a tennessee team yeah go them"

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Oct 9, 2012

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

My wife wants to buy me a Jaguars jersey for Christmas but I cant decide which player to get, hrmm....

Henne.

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Oct 9, 2012

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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Enjoy your London Jaguars in the next five years

The twist being it's the Canadian one.

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Oct 9, 2012

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gently caress.

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Whatever, still the best quarterback currently in the AFC South.

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Titans, bitch.

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Intruder posted:

Well he did draft Deshaun Watson

Watt and Mercilus were apparently both all Ed Wade so :baby: is cool with me

I'd attribute Watson's success to BOB exclusively, strange as complimenting O'Brien sounds. Watson looked way improved from preseason. In another, shittier system, I could see Watson busting.

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Metapod posted:

GET SOMEONE WHO CAN CALL PLAYS IN AN EFFECTIVE MANNER

RUN HENRY MORE

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Oct 9, 2012

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Versus Bortles, who has never been good.

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gently caress, is my team bad? Are we going to lose to the Niners? gently caress.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Texans, you had one job.

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I'm the guy screaming, "SO MUCH FOR THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS" in the Target parking lot, ask me anything.

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Your only claim to poo poo talk is smugly knowing your QB got injured before he got exposed this season.

Bud Adams Was Right.

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At least London will inherit a playoff team instead of a garbage can next year. :unsmith:

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It loving SUCKS being the AFC South Kawalimus, some one take this burden from me.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

You've got nothing on Kawalimus. At least you're chill.

You picked the most ironic page to say this, but thank you. Also, fire Mularky.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I didn't see poo poo, but if you bill yourself as exotic smashmouth and can't waste away three minutes to make your field goal, you have no ideas for this team.

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Shinjobi posted:

It just doesn't make sense to be a dick to Jags fans. They've been through enough.

Only the Browns get to make this case, fyi. Maybe the Bills.

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Shinjobi posted:

I disagree!

Let's not pretend the Texans, Titans, Jags aren't all the same franchise, alternating between pitiable, forgettable, and mediocre while never succumbing to true obsolescence.

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purkey posted:

This isn’t fair at all to the Jags! Mediocre would have been a dramatic improvement over past decade for them.

7-9, 8-8 happened 2010-2011, I wanna say. The Jags really have only been marginally less lucky than the Titans.

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Guy whose team starts Tom Savage goes around sneering that his rivals could do better in the passer column.

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

This is either bad trolling or you guys are super sensitive and either way it is hilarious. Please keep telling us how we are the "new 12s".

You even have a goofy nickname for your defense. Look into your heart, you know it's true.

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Oct 9, 2012

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None of your ghoulish cackling can diminish the sheer joy of beating the Colts twice. In the words of a poet, "You can't take that, no, you can't take that, no, you can't take that away from me."

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Oct 9, 2012

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Sandwich Anarchist's wife is extremely powerful.

Also, word to the wise, don't do toxxs when you're broke, especially under the presumption that wave elections aren't real.

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Blah blah blah Fever Pitch blah blah blah blah blah.

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Kirios posted:

Also the Jaguars suck.

Two teams whose owner isn't running off players. Kirios immediately has to overcompensate for his envy.

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Oct 9, 2012

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I just saw that DeMarco Murray is hurt and will likely miss the game against the Jaguars. Which means Derrick Henry, who is better, will get all the carries on Sunday and will likely thrash the Jaguars.

Insh'allah.

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