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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Shadow225 posted:

Like the rest of mankind, I haven't seen a Bort game. I know he's the literal king of Trash time, but how bad is he really?

Colts bros: we did it. We got rid of Grigson in favor of a real GM. Completely worth missing the playoffs this season IMHO

A glorious day it was. Now we can head into the draft without the feeling of dispair. Combined with the cap room, might be good things ahead. :toot:

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Nail Rat posted:

McAfee was comically drunk when officers arrived, not knowing for sure if he had been swimming in the canal. "It was raining," he said. Which to a drunk person, is a completely logical explanation. He is wet. Rain is wet. Canal swimming is bad. Therefore, it must have been raining.

When asked how much he had to drink McAfee replied, "A lot because I am drunk."

Good night, sweet prince.

Sadly with Grigson's departure we will never know if he would draft a punter in the first round.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Mega64 posted:

AFC South mods the best mods.

The AFC South is so strong right now it could break away from the NFL and become its own mini-league with all the talent.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Shadow225 posted:

I hate the Hooker pick. He's an athlete with poor angles, tackling, and injury history.

quote this in 7 months when he's intercepting everything

Who knows. Just imagine if Grigson was running the draft and what we would have had. So far seems pretty decent.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Never thought I'd say this. Need to follow Irsay on twitter.

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Jan 11, 2016

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

You mean to say that havent been following him for the past few years?

No, I get my Irsay twitter news from the Indiana State Police.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Dumb loving question.

When did the Colts close opening training camp to the public? Years fly by, I googled, yada yada now I think I have the time to make a trip and welp...

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Makes sense, thanks.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Metapod posted:

The woman on the right is the owner

They will be placing the oil drilling rigs back on their helmets.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Well let's have some fun banter.

Colts: 10-6 for the season.

Jags in London...well, don't know since I don't follow the Ravens much. But my god I'll watch the game. And I'll pull for the Jags.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Cripes, I was optimistic watching a NFL game 9 am on a Sunday. Previous two posts makes it look like I should drink antifreeze and wave goodbye to this cruel world.

Anyways, where will Bortles lead his team?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

The bar/liquor store.

Plug in "Irsay" into the GPS and that's probably the address.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Athanatos posted:

Titans 9-7
Texans 9-7
Colts 8-8
Jaguars 4-12

Colts at 8-8? Geesus. Wouldn't suprise me.


One of us should be able to get in with a 7-9 wildcard at least.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Randaconda posted:

3 of Jacksonville's wins come from splitting with the other teams in the division, as is the AFC South custom.

Don't sell this division short. One of us will be 9-7 to claim the crown.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Neil Armbong posted:

Every year a king must rise to the top of turd mountain. So it is written.

Brutal, yet eloquent. Fitting of the AFC South. The greatest division of the NFL ever created.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Yeah, never did understand that one.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Neil Armbong posted:

They're garbage people? At least the NFL's stupid helmet rules have kept them from wearing the throwbacks for the pact few years.

Well yeah, probably the simplest explanation. Guess I'm thinking if they could of monetized somehow then I would understand. Greed and what not. But if they weren't able to they could have generated some goodwill.

Oh well. Butt holes.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Codependent Poster posted:

Shoulda been the Houston SpaceBalls

So when do they switch from suck to blow?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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So I only caught a few bits and pieces of the Colts games. Then I read the article.

Is it fairly accurate where we are at?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Shadow225 posted:

What article are you talking about?

For content: our offense is a dumpster fire while the defense is surprisingly solid. We will go 6-10 while potentially trotting Luck out to destroy more of his prime.

Apologies for linking to the IndyStar

http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/nfl/colts/2017/08/20/insider-colts-arent-working-time-shake-something-up/581962001/

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Well, here we go...7-9 will win the division baby!

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Jan 11, 2016

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Shinjobi posted:

Neither is as bad as "throw a screen pass into the dirt" Brock Osweiler.

Don't be a negative nancy. The dirt doesn't count for an interception.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Intruder posted:

Brock did manage to throw a 10 yard forward fumble into the dirt!

Without even being touched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86VmhE7c3nM

Well, maybe he likes to spread the ball around.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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I'm trying to figure out how much booze to drink before taking in the Colts @ Rams this Sunday.

Guessing where maybe I can doze off in the 2nd qtr?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I'll be impressed if you last into the second quarter.

Well, at least I will have outlasted Tolzien.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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lol @ the thread title. Definitely will strike fear into the fans of other conferences.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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This might make last year's Colts/Jags game in Wembley look like a thriller in comparison.

Anyways, good luck to fellow AFC South goons and teams. Make our conference proud.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Christ, I didn't drink enough and still watching watching this shitshow colts game.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Codependent Poster posted:

Pagano said they got their asses kicked by the 49ers. I think he's just practicing for a few weeks in advance.

He is probably suffering from CTE like most of the o-line.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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So where do you think we are all at after week 1?

(It's ok to put the Colts 4th)

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Jan 11, 2016

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

NFL/the Jaguars have announced that the week two Titans at Jaguars game will be played on time in Jacksonville. Shad Khan has donated 1mil to relief and 5,000 tickets to first responders for this Sunday's game.

Shad Khan has a lot of class.

Stay safe Floridians.

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Jan 11, 2016

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all-Rush mixtape posted:

3.6 x 3 = 10.8, enough for a first down.

Unfortunately also includes punt yardage.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Yug posted:

If it's true he is a raging alcoholic womanizer that's pretty awesome from the point of view of me a Colts fan. I like having crazy stupid people like Bort in the league just not on my team.

I dunno. I like having the Colt's owner carrying that crown. It is his cross to bear for the AFC South.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Except the Colts.

Hey now, we beat the Browns.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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I'm sure Irsay is on top of the dire situation of the Colts as we speak.

It' might be a mountain of coke or a pile of hookers, but my god he is on top of something.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

At what point do they finally put Luck on IR?

When Irsay finally finds his iphone in-between some hooker's legs along with his pills.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Not exactly a current AFC South thing but was interesting to see Seattle picked up Freeney.

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Jan 11, 2016

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Yeah it's bad. My mom (granted, comparing apples to oranges with age) had a similar surgery a few months back on her shoulder. With PT they estimated 10 weeks for rehab. Hell she isn't even close to where she should be and she is the type of person that takes this stuff seriously to get better. There has been a lot of smoke blown up in a lot of people's asses with this debacle.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

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Will this season shove Bortles into the HoF?

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Jan 11, 2016

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xeria posted:

This rivalry is missing a little something without Jeff Fisher.

Yep...just one more game could decide that sad tiebreaker.

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