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Okay so now I'm flying to Jacksonville for work and driving up to Brunswick, GA but I think I'm bringing my golf clubs with me this time. Not that I expect goons even play sports or could recommend courses, I'm just really excited. When I'm not owning golfballs what is there to do in your stupid worthless city other than leave? Can I slap hams with sluts and then look at some art? Can I eat hamburgers with buns made out of pancakes? Is there a hot tub bar where the bar tenders get in with you when they serve your drinks? You tell me and/or come get beat up by me at the airport after I land. At the end of this thread I will compare your pile of turds city to the last turd city I visited, Buffalo, NY.
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idk Jacksonville golf courses but go to destin and play Kelly and regatta bay
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Jan 22, 2017 06:36
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just stay at the airport and service the local gloryhole
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Jan 22, 2017 06:36
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....... My only memory of Brunswick is that it smells of rear end. Like all the time. Why are you so assy, Brunswick? Other places aren't so assy, why you?
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Jan 22, 2017 06:36
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let it mellow posted:idk Jacksonville golf courses but go to destin and play Kelly and regatta bay Destin loving owns but the last time I went I hosed up and brought my wife with me so I couldn't golf. I ate some good rear end food at that place covered in money though.
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Jan 22, 2017 06:37
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the raven is ok but Kelly and regatta are much better
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Jan 22, 2017 06:38
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oh sharks tooth is a big deal if u get ur local pro to get u on but...play Kelly or regatta
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Jan 22, 2017 06:40
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When you bang hookers make sure to wear a rubber. You don't want a lifelong souvenir, friend
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Jan 22, 2017 06:43
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climb into a storm drain and live there forever
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Jan 22, 2017 06:43
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Leave immediately
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Jan 22, 2017 06:44
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come hang out with me i know all the cool spots
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Jan 22, 2017 06:45
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Sleep on the beach and have a good bender like old dad gsw would.
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Jan 22, 2017 06:47
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TrustmeImLegit posted:come hang out with me i know all the cool spots Ok. Your username appears to check out.
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Jan 22, 2017 06:47
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Meet me alone under the bridge by the stadium in 45 minutes. Bring beer.
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Jan 22, 2017 06:53
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lol FLETC employee spotted
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Jan 22, 2017 07:51
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But really - Jax sucks and so does The Wick. Jax Beach is ok but you pointed out you're a golfer so just golf on your courses, golf man
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Jan 22, 2017 07:54
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I live in Jacksonville. Come to my house and we can play with trains.
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Jan 22, 2017 07:56
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get wasted on paint and pass out in the hot sun
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Jan 22, 2017 07:56
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We just got a top golf, so that is p cool.
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Jan 22, 2017 07:57
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I live near Brunswick you could come to my house and we can shoot guns and hold hands.
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Jan 22, 2017 08:07
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Dave_Indeed posted:Destin loving owns but the last time I went I hosed up and brought my wife with me so I couldn't golf. I'm intrested in knowing what you actually did there since the only thing to do there is golf and lay on the beach.
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Jan 22, 2017 09:00
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get the gently caress outta dodge
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Jan 22, 2017 15:08
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Get the gently caress into a brand new Ford truck.
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Jan 22, 2017 15:14
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Jacksonville is 95% homeless people. The other 5% are WASPs. Top Golf was kind of fun though
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Jan 22, 2017 15:19
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If you get into trouble. Go to the law offices of Farah and Farah, they will protect you and your family.
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Jan 22, 2017 15:29
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For golf (and everything else really) Jacksonville proper is kind of blah, but TPC Sawgrass is in Ponte Vedra which is really just the rich part of Jacksonville and is about 30-45 minutes from downtown Jax. It;s pricey but I think that you still have time to play the tournament course before they close it to the public to get ready for the Players. Check with the Marriot resort to get a package. Also world golf village is just down the road and is pretty awesome for golf. There is an OK art museum downtown.Its not huge but it has a really cool garden. Jax beach used to be pretty fun but a hurricane came through recently so it might still be pretty screwed up. For bars, off the beach Riverside is the Jax version of the cool hipster neighborhood. For you ham slapping slut needs the only real strip club is the Gold Club. It's on a weird piece of State owned land so they can serve beer and have topless dancers. Otherwise by city ordinance you get your choice of pasties and beer or juice and boobs. If you need something more full contact and don't have enough HIV in your life, check out Philips highway. If you enjoy depressing strip malls bring you camera! There's more than you can shake a stick at! If you are an enthusiast of being beaten and robbed both Jacksonville and Brunswick will serve you well. Bring lots of gas money, everything is a twenty minute drive from everything else, minimum. iammeandsoareyou fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 22, 2017 |
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Cliche Guevara posted:lol FLETC employee spotted Yeah they paid us to go teach a class on biometrics and my superiors wanted someone experienced and responsible for this task but I got the job anyhow. I'm technically going to Glynco but did not realize anyone would know/care about that town or FLETC. Big Centipede posted:I live near Brunswick you could come to my house and we can shoot guns and hold hands. Lets tie our wieners together and go play sporting clays. I hear that's more popular in the south. zooted heh posted:I'm intrested in knowing what you actually did there since the only thing to do there is golf and lay on the beach. Showed up and ate lunch, followed my wife around while she shopped at the strip down by the water. Watched this guy carving art into a tree. DESTROYED my wife at putt putt. Drove her to some outlets. Then at the end I had probably one of the best meals I've ever had at this irish place with dollars stapled all over the place.
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Get the gently caress out Edit also Ponte Vedra has had in influx of homeless people so make that 100% homeless If you see all the shoes thrown up onto power lines then that was me Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jan 22, 2017 |
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Jan 22, 2017 17:07
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I knew a girl from Jacksonville who's face could stop a Mack truck and who's body could jumpstart a Tesla. She'd wear the skimpiest poo poo and her rear end and tits just wouldn't stop. That face was like a permanent scowl though... If this is common with J'ville bitches pls confirm.
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Jan 22, 2017 17:12
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Chlamyllionaire posted:I knew a girl from Jacksonville who's face could stop a Mack truck and who's body could jumpstart a Tesla. She'd wear the skimpiest poo poo and her rear end and tits just wouldn't stop. That face was like a permanent scowl though... Oh yeah all the girls here are angry about being here So are all the dudes actually Everyone is just really goddamn pissed off all the time
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Jan 22, 2017 17:13
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She was more like Amy Sidaris's head on Pamela Anderson's body. Just wondering if it's congenital amongst the local populace.
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Jan 22, 2017 17:22
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 Yeah they're all like this at any given time
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Jan 22, 2017 17:51
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I was just there for work you should check out 5 points it's a little south of the city but there's a good mexican place and sweet bar and than you can get macaroons fo yo lady friend
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Jan 22, 2017 18:13
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I was thinking about Jacksonville, TX, OP, I was born and raised there, not Queer Jacksonville.
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Jan 22, 2017 18:16
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weak wrists big dick posted:I was thinking about Jacksonville, TX, OP, I was born and raised there, not Queer Jacksonville. you're projecting
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Jan 22, 2017 18:18
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go gamble at the terrible dog tracks
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Jan 23, 2017 03:17
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Weird Al Yankadick posted:go gamble at the terrible dog tracks Probably won't. I feel like dog tracks should pay strippers to have shirtless potato sack races. I'd go inspect all their butts to see who is the best athlete and put money on that but nothing else I don't really like to gamble.
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Jan 23, 2017 03:20
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Chlamyllionaire posted:I knew a girl from Jacksonville who's face could stop a Mack truck and who's body could jumpstart a Tesla. She'd wear the skimpiest poo poo and her rear end and tits just wouldn't stop. That face was like a permanent scowl though... Sounds hot!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YS6oNQNtTU
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If you're going this week you could go see the University of Jacksonville basketball team. They play in a terrible conference and are a terrible team! But they are playing the Stetson Hatters, which is a funny nickname for a team imo. http://judolphins.com/sports/mbkb/2016-17/schedule
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