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"Catastrophe was narrowly averted when the president was unable to remember the 6-digit code opening the nuclear football. After five minutes of scrambling to find the piece of paper on which he had written it down, Presidential aides were informed that the incident was a false alarm caused by a malfunctioning Chinese satellite launch."
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"Under mounting pressure, Trump signed an executive order disbanding the CIA, accusing it of being a tool of his left-wing opponents."
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"In 2016, Donald Trump started the trend of celebrities running for heads of state positions and winning. Russell Brand would soon become PM of Britain, while Arnold Schwarzenegger would similarly bring his Apprentice talents to Austria where he would put down an autonomous machine uprising in 2026. Some speculate that this was prophecized in a hit movie in which he starred, but evidence of this movie has yet to be found."
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"Bernie would have won" also, they'll learn about what the sun looked like before the seas rose up and forced humanity underground to live by burning the corpses of the poor for warmth They will also learn about the greatest evils of all time: unions
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Fallen Hamprince posted:-"The 45th President of the United States rose to fame in the mid-2000s when he starred in The Apprentice, a popular television show in which he dramatically fired lesser-known celebrities." 
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barron trump, 3rd in the trump dynasty, led on horseback the redhats to defeat the New Soviets of California
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a helpful bear posted:barron trump, 3rd in the trump dynasty, led on horseback the redhats to defeat at the hands of the New Soviets of California
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"Although most young aspiring pro-gamers in the United Remnant States know him as "BT_BigHandz", the greatest DOT4 player and most famous hacker in human history was originally born "Barron Trump". He was the youngest son of a forgotten politician whose name was lost in the Great Web Crash of 2032."
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The American Empire ('Merica) was the post-American Republic period of the ancient American civilization, characterized by government headed by emperors and large territorial holdings around the Northern Hemisphere in the Americas, Europe, and Asia. The 240-year-old republic which preceded it was severely destabilized in a series of civil wars and political conflict, during which Donald Trump was appointed as perpetual dictator. Civil wars and executions continued, culminating in the victory of Jared Kushner, Trump's adopted son, over Paul Ryan and Sarah Palin at the Battle of Western States in 2025 AD and the annexation of Canada. Kushner's power was then unassailable and in 2029 AD the American Senate formally granted him overarching power and the new title Trumpious, effectively marking the end of the American Republic. The imperial period of America lasted approximately 1,500 years compared to the 240 years of the Republican era. The first two centuries of the empire's existence were a period of unprecedented political stability and prosperity known as the Pax Pepe, or "Pepe's Peace". Following Kushner's victory, the size of the empire was dramatically increased. In 2071, the senate briefly considered restoring the republic, but the Secret Service proclaimed Theodorus Kushner emperor instead.
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-"bing bong bing" used to be "God bless America" -as the name suggests, 2 games preceded the highly anticipated Half-Life 3 expected to be released summer 2072, although all knowledge of them has been lost. POTUS Newell refuses to divulge any information about them
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The writings of Bernie Sanders are the basis of objective and philosophical truth.
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Crowsbeak posted:The writings of Bernie Sanders are the basis of objective and philosophical truth. das internet
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The book will be a cave painting and the History Man will tell them the salt deserts were once covered in water before the Great Burning.
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- On November 9th 2020 Trump launched a retaliatory strike on the cities of San Francisco, New York and LA.
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-The United States of America was the very last nation to have legal inbreeding, and never passed a resolution to illegalize it before its untimely dissolution.
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McDonalds MREs Legal to marry your daughter Trump school system
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The 21st Century (1 January 2001 - 31st Trumpmas 2100) also known as Earth's Final Century was the period that marked the collapse of the Earth's Biosphere and the end of Naive Capitalism. Bookmarked by The Great Migrations and the 17-Hour Extinction, the period saw Humanity's population decline by 99.72%, the only survivors being those wealthy enough to reach New Galt's Gulch on the L2 Lagrange Point.
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Lmao there won't be students in 100 years much less history texts. We're gonna be back to hieroglyphics and cuneiform
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Crowsbeak posted:The writings of Bernie Sanders are the basis of objective and philosophical truth. Praised be Berno
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ScrubLeague posted:Lmao there won't be students in 100 years much less history texts. We're gonna be back to hieroglyphics and cuneiform i'll have you know our local hereditary warlord maintains a highly select school to produce scribes capable of managing the household soldiery's inventory and composing songs about the warlord's divine ancestors
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Baloogan posted:The American Empire ('Merica) was the post-American Republic period of the ancient American civilization, characterized by government headed by emperors and large territorial holdings around the Northern Hemisphere in the Americas, Europe, and Asia. this is pretty drat good imho
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Digiwizzard posted:The 21st Century (1 January 2001 - 31st Trumpmas 2100) also known as Earth's Final Century was the period that marked the collapse of the Earth's Biosphere and the end of Naive Capitalism. Bookmarked by The Great Migrations and the 17-Hour Extinction, the period saw Humanity's population decline by 99.72%, the only survivors being those wealthy enough to reach New Galt's Gulch on the L2 Lagrange Point.
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That Robot posted:this is pretty drat good imho Right? I saw it and was like, I can't follow that with a poo poo post.
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-In 2022 ISIS launched a successful attack on the White House, the intelligence failure was caused by Warboss Trump using NSA spy programs to keep of HB10 women living in the USA.
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