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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

-"In October of 2019, revolutionary leaders Katie Perry, Bernie Sanders, Shia Labouf, and a socialist collective known as 'Chapo Trap House' formed a people's commune in Brooklyn, NY."

-"The 45th President of the United States rose to fame in the mid-2000s when he starred in The Apprentice, a popular television show in which he dramatically fired lesser-known celebrities."

-"On July 21st, his first full day in office, the president gave a lengthy speech to the country's main foreign intelligence agency, the CIA, in which he criticized the media and suggested annexing Iraq's oil reserves."

-"The President drew criticism from civil rights groups when he re-legalized public execution for terrorist offences, in a move most Trump scholars hold was aimed primarily at long-time rival Rosie O'Donal."

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

- "On January 3rd, 2017, Republican Representative Mike D. Rogers introduced legislation into the US Congress mandating the country's withdrawal from the United Nations."

- "The crisis was sparked in September of 2018 when, partially in response to the President's remarks on the prevalence of homosexuality in the Navy, crewmen aboard the USS Gerald R. Ford mutinied."

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"Catastrophe was narrowly averted when the president was unable to remember the 6-digit code opening the nuclear football. After five minutes of scrambling to find the piece of paper on which he had written it down, Presidential aides were informed that the incident was a false alarm caused by a malfunctioning Chinese satellite launch."

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"Under mounting pressure, Trump signed an executive order disbanding the CIA, accusing it of being a tool of his left-wing opponents."

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