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Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
They called it "With Legs Wide Open"

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Wasnt there a creed and fred drst tape

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

"It's been a while where should we begin..."

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

"Look at this photograph"

*polaroid of a guy spreading his anus impossibly wide, balls visible and hanging improbably low*

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





various cheeses posted:

"Look at this photograph"

*polaroid of a guy spreading his anus impossibly wide, balls visible and hanging improbably low*

No ring?

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

various cheeses posted:

"Look at this photograph"

*polaroid of a guy spreading his anus impossibly wide, balls visible and hanging improbably low*

Sorry that's a scene from their contemporaries' porno, Nickelbareback

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_28CMukpHY

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cN-FNzTbLY

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Some people seem to be mistaking Creed for Nickleback. At least Nickleback didn't try to go Christian.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This is how I remind you btw.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

various cheeses posted:

"Look at this photograph"

*polaroid of a guy spreading his anus impossibly wide, balls visible and hanging improbably low*

Yaya not Creed, i know, but i still lold

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
theres a 40k joke in here somewhere but i just cant seem to find it.

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

Came in expecting this,



and left disappointed

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!
Was expecting apollo creed's son to be railing a white chick.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
ha oh instead of arms haha cool I get it.

I just don't understand why Christian bands can't just make good music? Like why are they all so bad? Why do regular rock bands sound good and then you listen to Christian rock and it just sounds not good. Idgi, why can't they play rock and roll correctly or whatever? :shrug:

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jan 23, 2017

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

ha oh instead of arms haha cool I get it.

I just don't understand why Christian bands can't just make good music? Like why are they all so bad? Why do regular rock bands sound good and then you listen to Christian rock and it just sounds not good. Idgi, why can't they play rock and roll correctly or whatever? :shrug:

Most people who listen to Christian music don't care whether it's good or not. As long as it mentions Jesus a satisfactory number of times, they will gladly throw it on so they can float away on a cloud of religious bliss.

I've also heard some dudes use it to prevent themselves from masturbating. Because seriously, if you can get a boner while listening to that poo poo, you're probably a sex offender waiting to happen.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
also, if you're actually good at making music, why would you limit your audience to a certain group with your lyrics?

edit: e.g. Katy Perry had a Christian album out before she switched teams and started making money

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


500 bad things posted:

also, if you're actually good at making music, why would you limit your audience to a certain group with your lyrics?

edit: e.g. Katy Perry had a Christian album out before she switched teams and started making money

Plus it was before she had them bomb rear end titties

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Christian Katy Perry Boner

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Sid Vicious posted:

Plus it was before she had them bomb rear end titties

I think when you officially sign the hail satan pop music contract theyre upgraded for free

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Sperghetti posted:

Came in expecting this,



and left disappointed

When I found out his real name is Creed and that he is pretty much exactly that weird in real life I cummed a little.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

fyodor posted:

When I found out his real name is Creed and that he is pretty much exactly that weird in real life I cummed a little.

:same:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Did you hear they made a porno about Sean Connery cucking William shatners wife? It was called...
"Are you really.. Shatisfied? Trek0007" :mmmsmug:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
add me on snapchat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
AssAssin Creed: Double the rear end

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

harder

my own jizzum

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