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Lol at Spicey continuing to call the "NOT BAN!!!" A ban.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 20:34 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 19:03 |
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I aksed everyone in the room and they all applauded my ban. Which is not a muslim ban. And they all loved that i banned muslims from entering the country.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 20:49 |
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Lol. Trump is looking at the K/D ratio on mission 1: The Yemen Raid and giving himself a thumbs up and complaining that noobs couldn't do any better.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 17:13 |
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Soon we will live in the grand utopia of working until you die (of easily treatable illness at 35) so that the true worthy of society may thrive unhindered by the burden of your pathetic needs.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 17:41 |
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Jose posted:some possible good news in amongst the wreckage that will be in space after this goes ahead Lol elon musk is just gonna keep pushing until he has full authority to build space colonies and then he's just gonna be like "peace motherfuckers" and gently caress off to his moon base to escape our idiotic country.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 17:48 |
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Jose posted:lol he's signed an executive order to prevent violence against law enforcement that won't end badly at all Lol cops can already beat and kill you for glaring too hard what more protection do they need?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 18:05 |
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I hope the executive order protecting police just says "kill the bad dudes. I got your back. Love, Easy D."
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 18:58 |
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Trump thinks men and women who die in combat are losers so he's probably glad that there is one less weaker SEAL in his military.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 19:10 |
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Lol i bet the new EOs are hilarious "When police officers shoot you, it is now illegal to survive." - DJT, probably
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 19:43 |
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Directly quoting my words misrepresents me.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 20:27 |
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Moridin920 posted:Why is Kellyann Conway a person they are even associating themselves with? Fire her dumbo rear end unless the strat really is to just inundate everything with such poo poo nonstop that no one really knows what is happening anymore. That's whu Trump likes her. She doesn't let reality get in the way of his agenda.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 21:00 |
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Son of Rodney posted:Btw I was just watching it's always sunny in philadelphia and realised that Trumps presidency works pretty much the same way. Bannon: of course we don't use a canon. that has no elegance. Its a barbaric tool. No I prefer more sophisticated methods of removing them from the country. Something more personal. More intimate. Trump: uh dude why do you keep touching the knife when you talk about removing immigrants? Cuz i feel like you're saying you want to stab them?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 00:38 |
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Him going to war with the judiciary is great because it ensures they will galvanize against him unlike our whipped legislature.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 01:01 |
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Tumble posted:Kellyanne is looking positively ghoulish these days. I think she's forgetting some sort of bizarre feeding ritual due to stress. Imagine if youre job was to go on tv all day insisting that 2+2 was 5 no matter what proof was provided and knowing your boss might change his mind and say it is 6 at any moment.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 02:01 |
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Lol i hope Trump's new thing will just be to watch the news and every time they say he hasn't done something he immediately does it to "prove them wrong." Hahahaha then CNN can just spend the rest of his term baiting him into doing incredibly stupid stunts.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 17:56 |
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"Cnn reports President Trump has never done a sick wheelie across the Whitehouse Lawn"
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 18:01 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:lol that you think anyone going to the bother of cross referencing the veracity of Trump's tweets hasn't already concluded he's a retard, and lol that the people who most need to understand that wouldn't know the concept of cross referencing Yeah just look at how many people still think Trump is a good and smart president. Proof that they are far too stupid to do anything but shoud MAGA MAGA MAGA everytime trump declares the sky green.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 18:07 |
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Dumbass: The immigrants and poors are taking MY TAXES to get healthcare? No way Jose! MAGA! *recieves medicare/medicaid/disability from crippling fatness*
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 19:10 |
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It'll appear right next in line to Barack Obama's. Forever
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 22:31 |
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Code Jockey posted:and those robots give speeches right? I had a very great election. Very good. Everyone voted for me. Everyone supported my ideas. We won bigly!
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 22:55 |
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Code Jockey posted:I AM THE BEST ONE HERE. Lol
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 23:05 |
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At some point he will be asked to give a eulogy. Imagine it and lol. "I think the deceased would have supported me. I had a very great election and a huge crowd at my inauguration. Biggest turnout ever. Not like this service at all which is very poor. Very weak. But i think the deceased would have voted for me. I do."
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 23:10 |
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I just remembered Donald J Trump is prseident and currently loving up the entire country like an inept child. Hahaha
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 02:42 |
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Lol the president just keeps pointing at people who hate him and saying "they support me. I'm so great" lol.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 04:23 |
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Knight posted:A 16 year old mad about teenagers having sex lmao The parents were notified by the fact that he looks 2 to 3 decades older than his physical age and his almost featureless face.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 17:03 |
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proof of concept posted:a tweet went out on trump's account but I do not believe that it was written by trump himself I can only imagine what a discussion about women in the workforce with Trunp looks like. Lol
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 17:08 |
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proof of concept posted:this is some USDA Grade A quality lol: I'm lolling so hard at every person who hated Hillary because of !!!!!emails!!!!! And security concerns Hahahahaha.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 18:12 |
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Hahaha. Can you imagine "Uh well.... he said we have to launch the nukes. Don't know why... but uh.... the law says.... uh guess we have literally no other possible option." *ends all life on earth*
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 00:04 |
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Moridin920 posted:I mean ideally in that situation they'd collectively look around and go 'that's an unlawful order, surely' and refuse to follow it. "Sorry. I'm too loyal to my country and the law not to destroy all of civilization and human progress."
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 00:08 |
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Lacey posted:
Hahaha.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 00:09 |
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Good work. Team lollin. Trump really bringing us all together
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 00:11 |
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*Trump announcing nuclear war* I had a great election. Massive turnout. Huge support. I won bigly. Now it's time to win even bigglier. I am truly the greatest president you will ever have."
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 00:20 |
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SEE YOU IN COURT!!!!! but like, later maybe? -potus No, bitch, today. -the totally rad judiciary
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 17:19 |
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I'm lolling thinking about all the cold war era politicians who would be making GBS threads themselves ar how compromised the sitting government is by Russia. Hahahaha.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 17:21 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831510532318429184 Lol. "Why are there all these leaks?" Asks man who reads classified documents in the middle of a crowded room.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 18:25 |
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Lol potus doesn't tolerate mistakes. Hahaha
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 18:47 |
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"Him" being our new leader Vladimir Putin.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 19:15 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:For novelty I'd like it if a foreign leader let him do the arm yank but crushes his hand with enormous pressure I hope against all hope we get a Putin handshake where he jerks Trump around like a ragdoll
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 19:57 |
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thathonkey posted:lol so kelly anne conway and spicer have already contradicted each other this morning about flynn resignation. I dont know but spicey hosed up and said all the administrations actions were at the behest of the POTUS so now he can't dodge responsibilty for the next big ol fuckup (lol who am I kidding sure he can)
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 20:03 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 19:03 |
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Yes
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 20:17 |