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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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NPR said it was called the American Healthcare Plan. :911:

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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lol if you think the healthcare bill is going to pass.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Pawn 17 posted:

Oh and btw, Johnston has been reporting on trump for 30+ years and even wrote a book about him : "The Making of Donald Trump"

What a sad, pathetic life this man must live.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Our president is high on cocaine 24/7.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Viruswithshoes posted:

Jfc I go away for a day and come back to find the lol train is out of control

This rate of lols can't be sustained. The laws of thermodynamics tells us entropy must start soon

The lawls of thermodynamics. lol.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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red19fire posted:

I can't decide if it's funnier if trump leaked the 'tax returns' yesterday himself or not.

Like on one hand, there's no way the oldest/fattest/dumbest President Hamburglar could be playing this kind of Machiavellian 12th dimensional chess game.

OTOH, it's like the least damaging 2 pages of a tax return of his life so it would be a good move, but also shows he's been lying about being a billionaire for at least a decade, so there's no way his fragile ego would allow that to happen.

He's probably just trying to distract the media from the shitshow that's happening with the healthcare plan. If only they would just be nicer to him.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Oscar Wild posted:

Arguably a horizontal career shift for Melania.

lol

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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proof of concept posted:

Eeh taft might not want to get too comfy on his fat guy throne



It's like he's got two throw pillows in his pants.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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MiracleFlare posted:

I'm listening to Trump reacting to the new judgement right now in front of an audience and I don't even know where he is (they cut to it suddenly) but it's already running the gamut of lols

it's BAD AND SAD
i have to be nice about it or else they'll criticize me for speaking POO-RLY
it was a watered-down version of the first order which should have never been struck down
*crowd abruptly chanting LOCK HER UP*

link?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I remember many years ago there was a local firefighter that spoke out against the mayor of our city who owns the ambulance company. I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was to the effect of "The mayor shouldn't be making money off of sick people who need emergency medical care." The next day he was fired, lol.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Careful Drums posted:

Top GOP senator to Democrats: Offer your own bill to fix ObamaCare
http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/323934-top-gop-senator-to-democrats-offer-your-own-bill-to-fix-obamacare


Uhh isn't that called the Affordable Care Act

lmao.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Dems should just rebrand the ACA with a different name, like The Healthcare Plan for Liberty and Freedom.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Minnesota Mixup posted:

Wasn't his last 'fight' with it just angrily tweeting I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT and then backing down immediately?

He thinks he can intimidate judges the same way he threatens the people he brings suit against.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Fox News is the opposition party.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Yer Burnt posted:

He was at a rally in Nashville.
This is what I could find of it

https://twitter.com/Flewbys/status/842177408165941250

It's like he thinks he's still campaigning against Hillary.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Good, florida sucks.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Jose posted:

Trump is live tweeting a congressional hearing with the head of the FBI into whether he colluded with russia using the official potus twitter account lol

We live in interesting times, that's for sure.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I wish I had a time machine so I could fast forward 8 years to see what the world is like when the trump era finally ends.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I have a feeling there are going to be some new laws put in place after trump leaves office.

Law #1: You can't go golfing every single loving weekend.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Good to see that Trump's wife is finally moving into the White House with him.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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nailed it

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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pogue23 posted:

He just dumped a poo poo ton of money into NASA.. maybe we can convince him to become the first president of Mars?

I feel like NASA could milk a lot of money out of Trump by appealing to his vanity. "We want to go to Mars but we need more money. The first building on Mars will have your name on it. We promise."

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Jukebox Hero posted:

If I'm reading this correctly as "koch corruption vs trump corruption" then I've officially just got no loving idea what's going on anymore

This is what happens when a party begins to eat itself.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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That Bill Mitchell guy wants to sex Donald Trump.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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lol.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Yeah, his supporters think this was some diabolical scheme to get rid of Ryan. It's pretty lol worthy.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I hope we can get the same kind of lols with Republican's tax reform plan.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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drat, that makes two rock bands making GBS threads all over Ryan today.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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best buds 4 life

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Wait a minute.Where are all the Americans to fill those jobs?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Jose posted:

here's someone getting himself sacked lol

https://twitter.com/TAPSTRIMEDIA/st...er%3D16%23pti12

Good for him.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Could you imagine Paul Ryan as president? Jesus. No lol's to be had ever again.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Angie doesn't give a gently caress about rape.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Chomp8645 posted:

Man with all the lols flying to and fro I missed whatever this O'Reilly stuff is. What happened? Did he rape?

A bunch of sexual harrassment stuff went on and some women sued and he settled for $13 million to get them to shut up and now it's all come out. I think that's the gist of the story.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Let me guess, he's going to send a special ops team in to capture Assad and get them all killed.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Oh man this is great.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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TotalLossBrain posted:

So much this. There is something new to look forward to each day. What crazy shenanigans will it be tomorrow? Who knows, tune in and find out!

It's like every day is Christmas.

Maybe lifre really is worth living afterall.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Great now I gotta watch this poo poo on TV instead of Jeopardy. Thanks a lot Trump.

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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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lol Trump is president and he just launched a major attack on a foreign nation.

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