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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

I thought it was Berenstein

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Snatch Duster posted:

Imagine if Trump said gently caress it and told the country on live tv who killed JFK

He did that already

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 07:23 on May 18, 2017

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Someone ask him if he smells burnt toast

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

No Huckabee conversation should go by without this



Don't post my recent porn rentals

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Then he walked like a cat out of the room to hide his boner.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Snatch Duster posted:

Imagine if Trump said gently caress it and told the country on live tv who killed JFK

He did that already

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Tambaloneus posted:

Still can't believe nobody else thinks Easy D and Vladi P sound they should be making lovely albums together. I made them their first cover but someone with an actual sense of humour and/or actual talent could do better. But they haven't yet so here's this lovely tacky thing that in every way captures in visuals what I'd assume any song PhDrumpf would concoct.



He already has a similar album cover

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/857623531999436800

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Detective Buttfuck posted:

This was posted in the Funny Pics thread, not sure if real, much like the presidency of Dongle Trump

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAOJnu4UMAAL9Ud.jpg
(phone posting, sorry)

pealed

The microwave line gave away that it's fake, though.

I think

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

FuhrerHat posted:

i bet hes practicing eating loofah and puking over and over again

ftfy

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

nigga crab pollock posted:



thanks, irony ghost

I'm the two youtube videos opened at once somehow

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

this was his last post on facebook before murdering people: https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.christian.581/posts/1509466452450330?comment_id=1509477012449274

lol

I guess you can say video games DO cause violence

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 20:10 on May 27, 2017

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
yeah but his parents should have committed him when he said he liked the Genesis version of Shadowrun better than the SNES version. that's one of the signs along with wetting the bed and torturing animals

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Lime Tonics posted:

Update on hiding roof man,

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

https://twitter.com/jptstewart/stat...rom-office-roof

conclusion," it's someones fault something something, leave me alone."

what a baby.

More like Darryll Issa bitch

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
My name is Comma, did someone just call me?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

sugar free jazz posted:

No it was heroin I think, he nodded a lot on stern

Artie is not dead somehow I just checked wtf

Leave Artie alone. He's been looking great recently.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Cernovich absolutely deserves his own thread.

The man has a funny speech impediment and narrated his own self-help audiobook, which I'm probably going to post for us all to enjoy together.

Someone should do that thing that Howard Stern does where they take people's audio books and chop them up so it sounds like they said ridiculous stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Oh9pI2dpU

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
anus

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Codependent Poster posted:

He's describing life insurance. He has no idea what healthcare is or how it works.

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jul 21, 2017

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Scaramucci looks like he fucks money

https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/295700099131117568

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

XMNN posted:

why would you drain a sewer?

after you acid wash emails

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

The Archaic posted:

Mike Pence's cat is named Pickle hth


flashy_mcflash posted:

Are you serious holy lol

Pickles, the other family cat, lived in the governor's mansion in Indianapolis while Pence was governor of the state. The whole family moved to the Naval Observatory in January.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



for the love of God somebody get that dog the gently caress out of there before one of them strangles it to death and Mike threatens a sheriff after the arrest

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

fishing with the fam posted:

Somewhere in the remote rocky mountains, that dude on the left is terrorizing people that attempt to cross his bridge.

it was the other brother that tortures animals iirc

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/EnergyPressSec/status/890628847984492545

Good news everyone! Rick Perry isn't taking any flack from those "scientists", he's taking them on an winning!



I'm the governor that got a D in high school economics

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I'm also the D in phys ed

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

jesus christ, that's some unfortunate gene portfolio. didn't one of these kill a dog as a kid?

Yes. Yes he did. He took a stray dog and hung it with a noose and stoned it until it died in 1998. And Mike Huckabee personally reprimanded and fired the officer that arrested his son.

A champion of family values

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

turn off the TV posted:

If I knew huck Huckabee in school I would probably have called him gently caress chucklebee or chuck fuckabee, not sure which yet

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

FuturePastNow posted:

I think the one in black in the back is the dog killer

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Also they both grew up like 8 miles apart from one another

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Looks like McCain just got revenge on Trump for making fun of his service in the war

The tweets should be great tomorrow

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/890971233159962624

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/891000801132503041

the mean streets of Long Island lmao

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ElGroucho posted:

I'm no James L. Politics, but did McCain vote yes on voting for the bill just so he could vote no on the actual bill? That's a monster dick move, but also a hearty :hmbol: from me

My guess is he either had a change of heart after having a serious medical condition or that woman yelling at him "don't let this be your legacy" really got to him, or he wanted revenge on Trump for Trump making fun of his service to the country.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Lime Tonics posted:

President Trump reportedly once summoned former White House chief of staff Reince Priebus to kill a fly in the Oval Office during a meeting, according to a Friday report.

A source told The Washington Post that once during an Oval Office meeting, a fly began buzzing around Trump’s head, distracting him. Trump eventually summoned Priebus and told him to kill the fly. As a senior White House staffer, the chief of staff would not ordinarily be tasked with such matters.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/344431-trump-once-summoned-priebus-to-kill-a-fly-in-oval-office-report

lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dUV8vEeMKI

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Sockser posted:

Every morning the first thing I do when I wake up is check the Trump lol thread

But I know not every day is like yesterday, where Lols spill from heaven, so I make sure not to waste all those lols. Keep them in my back pocket for later in the day when I'm stuck in a meeting or something.

Gonna be lolling about trump not understanding basic government rules for a good few hours. Keep it up, Donnie.

I read this in the "Chronicles of Riddick meme" manner in my head for way too long

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Krinkle posted:

I spent the week of the 4th in Minnesota and literally all anyone wanted to talk about was my big fat dumb governor who shuts down the beaches and then goes to the beach. It owned.

"When you become governor you can shut down the beach and go to that beach too!!" - literally Chris Christie's response


Does anybody know what video editing program people use to this? I'm prepared to learn it.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/ChipHinkleman/status/890558862021062657

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