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Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

KrolleBolle posted:



There we go!

e: If anything about it is bothering you, let me know. Because I have a feeling you're about to spend money on it

:sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke: :sadcoke:


Enjoy the new smilie you goons. Thank you all for the loving lols. I can never get enough of this thread.

KrolleBolle Let me know if you want anything. Send me a PM! :glomp:

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Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Lodin posted:

A very small button for a very small finger. Lol.



:sadcoke:

I am so glad I bought this.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Hahaha I don't know if you made this but I got a hearty lol out of it.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Quick someone post the frowning MAGA guy drawing

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Maybe it is because I am so drunk with lols from our Dear Leader, President Donald Just-Havin'-a-Coke Trump, that this image really sums up Spicer's job as Press Secretary.

Inside the mechanical suit, JorBax, the joker from the Planet Anime, realizes that he is losing his grip on reality

:colbert: NYTimes: "Mr. Spicer, do you have any comments on what the President has stated this morning regarding Andrew Jackson and the Civil War?"

JorBax is sweating profusely under the synthetic skin.

:stare: Spicer: "At this time, we have no comment."

:colbert: NYTimes: "But, Mr. Spicer, President Tru-"

JorBax finally snaps. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees a cup. It wasn't the cup itself that caused him to snap, it was its contents that made him have flashbacks.

:stare: Spicer: "Excuse me. Excuse me! Are those Dippin' Dots?! I specifically asked for those NOT to be here! Please have him escorted from the briefing! I don't want those in my sight ever again!"

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

This is hurting my brain. :lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Good morning thread. It's another beautiful day of lols. I hope you all get your fill! :allears:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/860479885566980096

I can't remember if I saw this or not. But holy loving :lol:

I'm about to implode hahahaha

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Hahaha there's my lol of the day already. This day can only get better

:lol: :sadcoke:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Rex-Goliath posted:

oh goodness when did this lil guy come around?

With the help of KrolleBolle (the designer), I made the purchase about a week ago. This thread makes me laugh like an idiot every day. :sadcoke:

I'm anticipating that he's going to be pressing that button like mad today lol

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

ambient robot posted:

lmao he changed his Twitter header to this to show how well he's been taking things since the Yates hearing



:sadcoke: :laffo:

Holy. poo poo.

:lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

I Was The Fury posted:

I'm going to lolse my mind

hey would Comey's unemployment be considered a preexisting condition?

Just wanted to let you know that this got an audible lol out of me hahaha

:sadcoke: :lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Fuckin' Donald Jumpin'-Jack Trump hahahaha

:lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
This is it thread. This is our new drug. poo poo like krokodil, meth, cocaine, heroin; that's all old news.

You love the lols. You can't get enough of them. It's like a high you've never felt before. Never let this shitshow end hahahaha

"Mr. Trump, can you please just tweet something? I need my fix! It's been over an hour. Something, anything!"

Trump: :sadcoke:


:lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Maya Fey posted:

check this out remember how two things happened


Now that's a :lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

There it is! The loving ecstasy I was looking for! hahahahahh

:discourse: :sadcoke:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

1redflag posted:

I last read this thread on Monday (5/8). I checked in on Friday (5/12) and there were 2025 new posts.


LOL

This is what we call an accidental overdose. The only cure for this sickness is a steak, well done, with a heavy helping of ketchup. Make sure you have two scoops of Dippin' Dots. Not just one.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

EVIL Gibson posted:

I like your Chester avatar. Always makes me lol with his childlike thoughts, forgetfulness , and always being laughed at.

Much like the President of the United States, Donald "Precious Roy's Civil War Corpses" Trump.



Suuuuuckersss

Hahahaha just want to let you know that I really appreciate this post and am now binge watching Sifl n Olly because of it.

SUCKERSSSSS!

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
You know what is shocking though? Hold onto your seats, because this one is a doozy.

Donald "Just Got a PhD" Trump.


:lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Al_Drago/status/863767223684476928



Ah there it is. The lol of the loving day hahahah

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

turn off the TV posted:

This has already been posted but I saw this again and laughed.

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/863878616215687168

:lol: this is the gift that keep on giving hahaha

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Tax Inductions posted:

HOLY poo poo GUYS

Wapo notification: Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.5281d2c5b6d2

:allears:

Just :lol: at this loving dingleberry

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

my new dog posted:

Buzzfeed adds: "you wont believe what happens next"

Which president are you? Take the new BuzzFeed quiz!

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

You're very proud of your daughter! How do you show it?

1.) Tell her you're proud of her
2.) Tell her you love her
3.) Have sex with her

You have a chance to get away for the weekend for a hiking/yoga retreat. What's your response?

1.) Awesome! I need to align my chakras with nature! Feeing like a hippie!
2.) I hope the weather cooperates!
3.) :sadcoke:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

:lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

ambient robot posted:

Pence tweeted and deleted a pic of Trump, et al meeting Erdogan because it showed Kushner sitting aross from Erdogan's Kushner lmao

https://twitter.com/DionNissenbaum/status/864613281050308609

All I am looking at is Donald Jazzy Jeff Trump's face in this photo. Who the gently caress is he grinning at?! :lol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Hollllyyyy :lol:

It's 8AM good morning thread! :sadcoke:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Hey thread. I think one thing we are forgetting is that Donald "Jackin' It in San Diego" Trump is in fact the president of these United States. I want you to join me on a journey to a world in which, he is not the president. Take a deep breath. It may be hard to imagine this. Breathe in and out. Concentrate on the single thought that he is not president. Deeper and deeper we go.

Now stop. Listen. Do you hear that?

It's silence. It's painful isn't it? A world in which Donald "Just Havin' Two Scoops of Ice Cream" Trump isn't president, places you in such a deep and dark depression. You can't handle it. No laughter. No gently caress ups. Just pure, silence.


Now come back to reality and realize that he is here.


The lols have returned. You are safe. You are calm.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Unfinish3d posted:

Howling my balls off laughing.


Hmbol is starting to get used frequently enough, and is asked about enough, that I propose a change in thread title to "Trump lol thread: Howling my balls off lauging"

I think someone had requested to have HMBOL in the same style as :lol: for a smilie. Let's make this a reality since I have already bought :sadcoke: for this thread.

PM me if you want to help make it! :dance:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Soundboz posted:





edit: oh, the joke was having it be "L (unintelligible)." welp.

Quoting this for when I get home. :dance:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

NotWearingPants posted:

I made something for the LOL thread:



I think we're gonna need it.

Was it this?

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Soundboz posted:





edit: oh, the joke was having it be "L (unintelligible)." welp.

Soundboz - Can you make the "hmbol" lowercase? We can then decide as a thread (since we control all branches of government in here) which one we want. :dance:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Hmmm. Wait. Something is fucky. Hold on.

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Alright let's try this again!

Here you go you fuckers! This is the second smilie I have purchased because of this thread. Repeat. A second smilie has hit the thread! :hmbol: :hmbol: :hmbol: :hmbol: :hmbol: :hmbol: :hmbol:

Thank you to Soundboz! PM me if you want anything! :dance:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

This picture never fails to make me :hmbol:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
146 new posts this morning. My day can finally begin knowing that the roller coaster isn't stopping! Glad y'all are making use of :hmbol:

:sadcoke: for everyone!!

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Also lol at our president for thinking that he is being hunted like a witch. Surely he can't forget about the chant, "lock her up". :allears:

What a god drat floppy man-child hahahahaha

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

MiracleFlare posted:

At first I thought Twitter was rear end-backwards for not even having the option to edit Tweets, but now I have seen the light and realized we may have never noticed this if Dr. President hadn't needed to delete it to fix the typo.

guys i'm feeling ill and need to sleep, can someone DM the DT and tell him to slow down the lols a bit until i wake up, I don't wanna miss anything. thanks in advance

Do not sleep.
You need more.
Let the lols consume you.
Let them envelop you.

There is no escape. :smugdon:

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
I feel like we are all in the alternate reality à la Back to the Future. There's no way that the next day can beat the last in terms of lols, but god dammit, here we are! :smugdon: :hmbol:

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Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Egbert Souse posted:

Donald Trump, the actor?!

Ha! Then who's vice-president, Jerry Lewis?!

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