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ricro
Dec 22, 2008
lol that Trump may even recover again. Just needs a whole lucid week, or maybe some more missiles, something

I think you start a counter on days where Trump is quiet and then every time it hits 10 is the Day He Became President

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

SlipkPIe posted:

lol that Trump may even recover again. Just needs a whole lucid week, or maybe some more missiles, something

I think you start a counter on days where Trump is quiet and then every time it hits 10 is the Day He Became President

He probably has a lawyer chained to each wrist right now to make sure he shuts the gently caress up lol

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



ProperCoochie posted:

some serious LoLs in thinking about colonial and young United States, where sometimes a few politicians would actually ride off to war

Can you picture Dolan Trump gearing up and heading towards an advancing enemy?

Or hillary, for that matter

Or obama, or a bush, etc..

lol

Trump would be one of those guys sending another 200,000 soldiers over the top because this time rushing into machine guns will definitely work.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

carter page is so dumb that russian intelligence are recorded saying they'd like to have him as an asset but he's too loving dumb lol

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
After last week, lol if you think Trump is getting better at this.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
When is Trump gonna quickly defeat ISIS like he said?

Just so busy with all the winning I guess lol.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Chinatown posted:

When is Trump gonna quickly defeat ISIS like he said?

Just so busy with all the winning I guess lol.

He can't let anyone know because then ISIS would be able to prepare.

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

imagine a mentally retarded manbaby with early onset dementia gets elected president and his only political agenda is to grab as much cash as possible for himself and his cronies. imagine him making GBS threads over hundreds of years of democratic tradition and the free press. imagine him irreparably damaging the people's trust in democratic institutions and the fabric of american society. Can you see it? I want you to picture it. now imagine him doing his daughter

naw man, that's just reality, if i'm gonna use my imagination, it's gotta be for something like totally unbelievable that i could only imagine in my head

you know like.... trump embarrasses the united states so badly that in a last, desperate bid to kill the cancer before it kills us, the american people unite together in the "America, Have You No Shame" project, in which we band together to hunt and kill every last person who voted for Trump.

see, it's based in what happened around this same narrative point in the collapse of the roman republic, you know, like with sulla proscribing all the assholes? i'll be doin that with my imagination, thank you, at least what i'm imagining is totally unreal LOL americans taking responsibility for loving up everything AHAHAHAHAHA

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Quidam Viator posted:

naw man, that's just reality, if i'm gonna use my imagination, it's gotta be for something like totally unbelievable that i could only imagine in my head

you know like.... trump embarrasses the united states so badly that in a last, desperate bid to kill the cancer before it kills us, the american people unite together in the "America, Have You No Shame" project, in which we band together to hunt and kill every last person who voted for Trump.

see, it's based in what happened around this same narrative point in the collapse of the roman republic, you know, like with sulla proscribing all the assholes? i'll be doin that with my imagination, thank you, at least what i'm imagining is totally unreal LOL americans taking responsibility for loving up everything AHAHAHAHAHA

Sir, this is our digital catapult system.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


god i want these drugs

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Tax Inductions posted:

Sir, this is our digital catapult system.

WHO THE gently caress DO YOU THINK I AM, EINSTEIN??? I WANT GOD-DAMNED STEAM, AND I WANT IT NOW.

Also, I'll have a diet coke and TWO ice creams, and this secret service guy in the front is gonna pay for it.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Steam brutal
planes flying

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

imagine a mentally retarded manbaby with early onset dementia gets elected president and his only political agenda is to grab as much cash as possible for himself and his cronies. imagine him making GBS threads over hundreds of years of democratic tradition and the free press. imagine him irreparably damaging the people's trust in democratic institutions and the fabric of american society. Can you see it? I want you to picture it. now imagine him doing his daughter

The best part about all this is that's what family values patriots voted for.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Feminasty Slut posted:

The best part about all this is that's what family values patriots voted for.

Lolling how christian fundies voted for him despite Trump being a drug abusing epicure.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
HOLY poo poo GUYS

Wapo notification: Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.5281d2c5b6d2

Tax Inductions fucked around with this message at 22:13 on May 15, 2017

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I keep a boombox loaded with Trump on howard stern clips to play for door knocking evangelicals.

E: holy poo poo up there. :trumppop:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/864225631642451968

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Tax Inductions posted:

HOLY poo poo GUYS

Wapo notification: Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...954f1b#comments

did you mean to link to the comments section, aside from the content of the article which is incredibly lolsome

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Flesh Forge posted:

did you mean to link to the comments section, aside from the content of the article which is incredibly lolsome

nope, fixed :P

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/864225933514899456

https://twitter.com/j_fuller/status/864225877525188608

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/864225331699429380

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Man I hope this new story provokes a retarded tweet from our idiot bitch president. lol

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Our President is retarded haha. Good stuff.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

I thought they are not sharing any classified information with Trump just because of cases like this.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/864221150020349953

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer

Tax Inductions posted:

HOLY poo poo GUYS

Wapo notification: Trump revealed highly classified information to Russian foreign minister and ambassador

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.5281d2c5b6d2

:allears:

Just :lol: at this loving dingleberry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
BUH....BUHT HER EMAILS!!!!

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
That article is amazingly lol

"One of Bossert’s subordinates also called for the problematic portion of Trump’s discussion to be stricken from internal memos and for the full transcript to be limited to a small circle of recipients, efforts to prevent sensitive details from being disseminated further or leaked."

just sweep that under the rug, hope nobody hears about it lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Feminasty Slut posted:

Man I hope this new story provokes a retarded tweet from our idiot bitch president. lol

u know it

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Paul Ryan already has a hot take

https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/751198307972767744

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Chinatown posted:

BUH....BUHT HER EMAILS!!!!

Trump: Hold my diet coke...

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/831853862281699331

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gotta shut down those leaks

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/750648675186147328

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


the intelligence is given out like candy, by a baby

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD ME CLASSIFIED INFORMATION? I TOLD YOU, ONLY PHOTOSHOPPED MAGAZINE COVERS AND HAPPY ARTICLES

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/843779892776964097

Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/864192288829956098

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
This next tweet is gonna be soooooo good

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

quote:

In his meeting with Lavrov, Trump seemed to be boasting about his inside knowledge of the looming threat. “I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day,” Trump said, according to an official with knowledge of the exchange.

Check out the look on this smug motherfucker's face: OH YES, I WILL BE EXTRACTING CODE-WORD INFORMATION FROM THIS loving BABY RETARD *laughs russianly*



hold my vodka, or should I say: hmv while i hmbol

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Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



h m b o l

Say what you want about the Drumpf administration, but they always deliver!!

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