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An illegal in every paddywagon and two wars on every continent, that's the Trump promise
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"ATM machine"
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Aug 3, 2017 12:36
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"local milk people" is my new band name
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Aug 3, 2017 15:35
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b-minus1 posted:somehow I had never seen this before today. Trump sitting there stone-faced while Meyers roasts him is loving hilarious. Oh man, Seth Meyers must have been making GBS threads his pants on election night
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Aug 3, 2017 22:59
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#FightTonight Jesús Christ
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Aug 11, 2017 20:33
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Goths are cool and good. At least their subculture has a well-defined aesthetic. Hipsters are kind of passé and I'm struggling to think of any other similar subcultures that are in vogue right now besides polo-khaki-Nazis. Somebody help me out here.
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Aug 16, 2017 00:50
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Egbert Souse posted:When is Trump going to highlight how Benedict Arnold has been treated unfairly all these years? Well actually, if you imagine it from his perspective... http://www.cracked.com/video_20505_benedict-arnold-was-american-hero-and-still-traitor.html (gently caress Benedict Arnold.) twoday fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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Aug 16, 2017 02:39
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Trump is literally the bad guy from The Wall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=196h-nUrNB4
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Aug 16, 2017 13:38
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EvilJoven posted:IDK if I find this funny anymore... 
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Aug 16, 2017 15:17
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From the meme thread:
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Plavski posted:Hyper-violent alt-left desperate for a repeat of the weekends atrocities descend once more upon Charlottesville causing mass panic and terror, forcing many honourable Nazis to stay home in fear of their lives Candles are just like tiny torches Can't the people of Virginia assemble in public without everyone in the crowd holding something that's on fire?
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Pence giving a speech soon!
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Aug 18, 2017 19:19
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Bert Roberge posted:Everyone else has water. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258262904091058176
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Aug 18, 2017 21:38
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"That's a hell of an act, what do you call it?" "The Art of the Deal!"
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Aug 26, 2017 13:11
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When do you think they're gonna give him his phone back?
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Aug 27, 2017 21:41
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Jose posted:is trump the ugliest pres? 
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Sep 16, 2017 20:11
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Maya Fey posted:slowly coming to the realization that i died over a year ago and this is all just an absurd dream im having YOU ARE IN A COMA WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU PLEASE WAKE UP
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SniperWoreConverse posted:there's "ugly" in a mountain man way Yeah yeah, Lincoln was beautiful on the inside. But his asymmetrical gangly Marian-syndrome face has freaked me out ever since I saw the animatronic version at Gettysburg. I think the only fair comparison is to compare trump to the other fat presidents, like Taft and McKinley. In which case, I find it really hard to rank them based only on physical characteristics but I think trump might win the ugly contest twoday fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Sep 16, 2017 |
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A. Beaverhausen posted:Does your face have perfect symmetry Dr. Steinman? Hmm? No, I'm insecure about my appearance and project it on others. Sorry, Lincoln. 
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They're Goehring to come, just you wait
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super macho dude posted:
I want my grandchildren to see this hanging in some museum of American history: 
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This Clown Rights march on Washington shows that we have come a long way since the Great Clown Panic of 2016, when people were organizing in mobs to round up lone clowns that were terrorizing suburban streets Edit: I am stunned that what I just wrote is historically accurate and real
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Rocket Man? lol Car ownership in North Korea is practically non existent, what is he even on about?
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So I figured it out: Trump's approval ratings will continue to fall while his administration moves the status quo further right. Then they will run Flake and Corker in 2020, and the republicans will stay in power while claiming a return to sanity. An absolutely nefarious scheme plotted by McCain and friends.
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Oct 25, 2017 15:04
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brugroffil posted:unless his heart has exploded or his brain has turned into a soup, you gotta account for whatever Trump would do in that scenario. Whatever, if all the republicans see that this is the way the tide is turning, they will just impeach him
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Oct 25, 2017 15:06
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Coney Island whitefish
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frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:I really hope Papa is in secure custody, because he seems a high-risk case for polonium poisoning You are assuming that Putin wants to trump to stay in power, and that this shitshow that is about to unfold and undermine the very principle of democracy in America is somehow not in his interests. This is all part of the plan, comrade.
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Oct 31, 2017 12:39
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The asked her to define "collusion" and she pretty much just said the things Manafort stands accused of
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bloom posted:https://twitter.com/NRATV/status/923323376122281984 
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Trump's normal lack of sympathy to disasters seems to have been replaced this time by some degree of genuine outrage, perhaps because Manhattan is a place he actually associates with and cares about. So maybe he's not totally incapable of sympathy, but just is very limited in his scope. But then again, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ASRlzeLg0U
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hamtaro posted:That's just human nature, technology is not making us worse, just enabling us to be our truer selves Humans were a mistake
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Nov 1, 2017 20:10
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"Someone has actually been reading this thing?? "
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Nov 3, 2017 12:04
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Are they gonna let him back into country when he gets back from Asia? Or are they just gonna do a coup over the weekend?
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I had a dream last night that it was 2020, and there were about 3000 people left on earth, and it was Election Day. To save time they ran the primaries and elections on the same day. All 3000 of us were on the mall in DC. The Republicans had 3 candidates, all of whom were female gynecologists that looked like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The Democrats had Bernie Sanders’ grandson, who was arguing to everyone’s disbelief that socialism could work, and some unremarkable woman. The unremarkable democratic woman won.
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Fox know it's fake, they just don't care It looks good on TV, what more could you ask for?
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