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Tiny Lowtax posted:I'm pretty sure this whole thing is gonna end up with Trump being blackmailed by Russia. Like some lovely movie. Or just bribes. Future considerations never having to be paid sounds about right.
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Efexeye posted:he literally never exercises, self-admittedly That's an amazing lol. The dude has so many mental issues due to his father that he has no real vices (aside from rape, he really likes rape). His brother drank himself to death, so he doesn't really drink, doesn't do drugs (hes on NFL rules, prescription doesn't count), and he eats garbage fast food. He is literally the platonic ideal of am American.
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Minimalist Program posted:Rep. Labrador lol Good dog.
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Labrador has the football. Good boy.
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Moon Atari posted:Pay great respect to The Wall. Kneel before The Wall. Fear The Wall. Is the wall facing Mecca? (Mar a lago)
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proof of concept posted:oh my god I just saw that he got his phone back and spewed out some morning tweets holy poo poo lmao especially these ones oh man Lol, if you captain a ship, and the ship is leaking, it's up to you to patch the leaks. You don't yell at them. Lol
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Inside the WH: Easy D: you mentioned a "nuclear option", can we go back to that? [Note, Donald mispronounced nuclear] Bannon: oh yeah [waggle hips suggestively, bulge clearly showing, rosacea flushing] Easy D: well, can we use them tactically? What I'm saying is can we use them selectively? [While he doesn't stumble over multisyllabic words, he pronounces them as almost distinct words] Pence: like how? Easy D: I'm thinking about soft targets like the failing New York Times, the FBI, and CIA. James Comey's head comes from under the desk, he wipes his lips: wait, wha?
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unpacked robinhood posted:Did he straight up call Netanyahu "Bibi" lmaooo Trumps favorite album is "Achtung Bibi"
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Minimalist Program posted:He is going there to have sex Enjoy your trip, Mr Program
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Feb 16, 2017 00:57
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One man lols is a tragedy. Millions lol and it's America -Comrade Trump
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Feb 16, 2017 22:42
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It won't be a women, because women just aren't funny. /high fives self
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Feb 16, 2017 22:52
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Hillary is the true puppet
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tao of lmao posted:6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol. Was one of them DJT, Eric "purple" kush, or a Latina MILF on a hover board being chased by a T Rex?
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Feb 17, 2017 18:42
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Feed the illegals to the alligators. No need for camps. In trump America Rich eat you, what a country.
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Feb 17, 2017 18:48
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Well, that's going to be tough to unskew. Let's just invert the vertical axis and keep data labels the same.
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Feb 17, 2017 19:36
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Arrhythmia posted:HOW LOW CAN IT GO 35%. That's the bottom of the chart.
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Feb 17, 2017 20:50
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Could you imagine his tweets if his phone didn't have spell check? Or do you think he uses voice to text?
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Feb 17, 2017 23:09
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corn in the bible posted:So a guy I worked with during the election said he wasn't going to pay for insurance because "his boy" was gonna get rid of the requirement. Anyway now he's got cancer and can't pay for treatment so he's going to die Was he diagnosed before the election or after? What did he think was going to happen? We all will die, with a lol in our soul.
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corn in the bible posted:Also since the GOP delayed repealing Obamacare he still had to pay the fine for not having insurance I heard the IRS isn't going to go after people who don't provide proof of insurance. I heard it on some podcast so it's probably fake news.
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XMNN posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/832945737625387008 Lol Petraeus also doesn't want national security job. Lol meat for the machine
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I'm listening to the David Axelrod podcast where he interviews Corey Lewendowski. He says the first time he met Donald, Donald invited Coreys daughter on his helecopter. Lol at DJT hitting on Coreys daughter.
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Jesus christ. To fully lol at this you have to listen to Alex get drunk and high on the Joe Rogan podcast a few weeks ago. loving lol.
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Feb 20, 2017 21:59
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He's got dumps like a truck (truck, truck) Thighs like what (what what) POTUS move your butt (butt butt) Uh I think to sing it again He's got dumps like a truck (truck truck) Thighs like what (what what) All night long Let me see that thong
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Feb 22, 2017 16:24
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Haven't we all served in the War on Terror?
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Feb 22, 2017 16:40
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Loutre posted:I work for trump. Gonna try and push that is wrong. God bless. Anyone have a good tip for a real big lol? Can you confirm if he can read good?
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Lol, I do the same thing with my dog.
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Feb 22, 2017 18:49
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happyhippy posted:http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/2/23/1636946/-Trump-s-disgusting-military-operation-tries-to-deport-woman-in-hospital-with-brain-tumor There was a bomb...in her BRAIN!
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Professor SJW posted:seriously tho what is the reasoning for the private prisons thing? Do you own "CoreCivic" or "GeoGroup" stock? DJT might. LOL we will not die in a fire, we will all be thrown into private prisons to boost shareholder value. Double LOL, aggressively pursuing recreational marajuana users to boost shareholder value.
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Moridin920 posted:look I just want to ride Elon's rocket to Mars okay don't ruin this for me Way to get around the "I'm gay" word filter.
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Feb 28, 2017 01:50
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First lol of the day via the front page of the wall street journal: "Trump expects growth to pay for defense boost" "Target slashes outlook as sales fall: T said profits would fall as much as 25% [...] sales and profit declines for holiday quarter" The slow motion crash is happening boys, better buy marshmallows, Graham crackers, and chocolate.
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my new dog posted:“Many of those jobs I don’t want to fill,” Trump said. “I say, isn’t that a good thing? That’s not a bad thing. That’s a good thing. We’re running a very good, efficient government.” Well, for my company the first costs cut to improve efficiency were for travel.
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Piss de Bundy posted:picture it: huma abedin is sitting like that, in a short dress, while president clinton is standing with a bunch of black people Dangerous in 2001:box cutters. Dangerous in 2017:box eaters.
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Moridin920 posted:i still think about this image sometimes and laugh 8 years 8 years 6 months
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Moridin920 posted:i still think about this image sometimes and laugh Kill Marry Cuck
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Mar 1, 2017 03:00
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Some are saying that a leopard doesn't change its stripes, and that has never been more true than today.
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bag em and tag em posted:The GOP was probably more upset about the speech than anyone every tims he mentioned one of his bigly expensive programs. Doubtful, when his bigly expensive programs are military, and anti-immigration. The collective GOP erection is what made them stand up. A penile hitler.
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Efexeye posted:hey don't be discouraged, lol thread. just because they adderalled easy d up, or hypnotized him, or bannon had baron back at the mansion with a .45 to his dome and he managed to be coherent for 90 minutes, i feel it'll be back to business as usual soon. Stock ticker LMT, lol.
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Mar 1, 2017 18:53
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Moridin920 posted:$1000 would fix like, 3-4 cavities and that's it. maybe. if you don't get the really good fillings. Government expendetures to "contractors" i.e. publicly held companies whose stock and debt are held primarily by institutions. Government expendeture is just another wealth pass through to the wealthy.
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Lol that our president looks like a Portland lesbian. Hair and body.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:We've got to find the leakers and plug them! This is a total witch hunt! "Mr president. The leaks are coming from inside the white house" /sounds of DJT cumming loudly
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