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I'm hungover n I'm gonna get drunk again god bless
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Jan 27, 2017 22:37
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Al! posted:thats your prerogative mr prez. im gonna make u a proper seal when i get a chance mr prez *barking seal noises * *at first like the ocean animal* *it then becomes apparent that i just only know half the words to kiss from a rose*
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Jan 27, 2017 22:51
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I got 20 more pages of posts to read. Presidenting is hard work, but I'm, like, a smart guy.
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Jan 27, 2017 22:52
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NIV posted:Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done.
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Jan 27, 2017 22:58
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:Hello, Mr. President. How was your morning briefing? Nice try Linds, all information about the PDB is classified. Big-league stuff in store. Today's agenda is just boozin n Bible study, celebrating CSPAMian values 
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Jan 27, 2017 23:23
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Mariana Horchata posted:
Madame Attorney General thank you very much enjoy ur evening 
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Jan 28, 2017 00:53
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Weeping Wound posted:as we have no other place to make petitions, I'm going to make a proposal to the current policy of the standing C-SPAM administration. Squizzle posted:madame prez id advise afaunat this unless you reqyire any huge chunja of text to also be 3d and where possible animated Decreed: requirements to post anime in any thread itf are hereby deemed unconstitutional. Attorney General Horchata, Esq., is directed to process a repeal of all ongoing mandated anime rules. If you're going to post a long chunk of text it is recommended and encouraged that a short summary that is animated and spinning be appended. crazy cloud has issued a correction as of 04:33 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Jan 28, 2017 04:29
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rudatron posted:*runs naked in front of the cspam mansion with 'end the fed' painted on my rear end* *picks head up off the executive couch cushion long enough to order this citizen awarded the CSPAM Presidential Medal of Freedom, then passes out again*
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Jan 28, 2017 15:02
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GlyphGryph posted:Have you set up a thread for the book yet boss? Do you need someone else too? I'm gonna make the thread for that today, I think that's a cool suggestion but so far was thinking 1 book per presidency so we aren’t just readin books all day like a bunch of fucken nerds So IMO lobby the next president of cspam for that book!
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Jan 28, 2017 17:32
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Squizzle posted:i move that migf be forbidden from posting on any page where any poster has mentioned Israel, Palestine, food, or chicago If this bill is unanimously approved by the cabinet I will lol and sign it
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Jan 28, 2017 19:22
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Helsing posted:Congratulations Mr. President appreciate the congrats
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Jan 28, 2017 21:43
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Zyla posted:glorious crazy cloud please appoint me director of Crescent Fresh nobody can, like, direct crescness, maaan
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Jan 29, 2017 16:12
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my administration is already more stable and less scandalridden than @potus lamo
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Jan 29, 2017 16:12
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Squizzle posted:if we only let in cool and good posters wr wouldnt have anyone to shoot poop words at for hilarious burns wise words imo
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Jan 29, 2017 22:11
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current official ideology: Mark 3:35. Whoever does God’s will is my brother and sister and mother. 31 Then Jesus’ mother and brothers arrived. Standing outside, they sent someone in to call him. 32 A crowd was sitting around him, and they told him, “Your mother and brothers are outside looking for you.” 33 “Who are my mother and my brothers?” he asked. 34 Then he looked at those seated in a circle around him and said, “Here are my mother and my brothers! 35 Whoever does God’s will is my brother and sister and mother.” ----------------
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Jan 30, 2017 15:05
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Pursuant to the passage of C-SPAM Initiative 0001: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3808036
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this is just good advice for anyone so i took this post and made it an ee cummings poem / policy directive for the week of 1/30 thanks Gringostar posted:drink more water, project your voice from the abdomen instead of from the lungs drink more water. pro j e c t your voice. from the abdomen. instead of from thelungs. ----------------
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Jan 31, 2017 00:33
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808218 Q1 MMXVII Book Club Thread for Saul Alinsky book posting
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crazy cloud posted:Pursuant to the passage of C-SPAM Initiative 0001: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3808036 thread closed after days of voting resulting in PASSAGE of the Lock Him Up act by 76% aye 24 % nay lock his rear end up 14088 hours gulag 
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logikv9 posted:The System Works i plan to live for a long time but when i die i will go knowing i helped make a positive difference in my own way
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Feb 2, 2017 05:56
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Al! posted:i am officially naming lastgirl the director of the AVALANCHE branch of the office of art and sigs and stuff or whatever we called it (waves palmetto branch or whatever in an official looking matter) lindsay graham caro and vilerat were your nominees but no specific positions vilerat will be posthumously awarded the cspam presidential medal of freedom and a subforumwide day of remembrance for vilerat's posting and hillary's political career will be declared at that time TBD caro will be appointed cspam NOC ambassador to Syria and Lebanon Senator Lindsay O Graham not sure yet thinking Secretary of Sweet Tea & Sodomy but open to ideas l m k t h x ----------------
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Feb 2, 2017 06:01
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Al! posted:boosted rolling off of probation will now be the 2nd most tragic of the three tragic things that happened on 9/11 4 things!! 9/11, Benghazi, Abuelita's Pneumonia, Free Boosted unless you were omitting actual 9/11 from the list in which case that's fair not tragic we had it coming lol
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Feb 2, 2017 06:02
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Al! posted:i was omitting 9/11 and either benghazi or the pneumonia depending on yer preference and adding the 9/11 coup of the democratically elected Salvador allende (#1) 
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Feb 2, 2017 06:23
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:during your reelection campaign can i ask you to add a platform that if Boosted's probation somehow outlasts the Trump presidency some fabulous prize is earned this is a fun idea you mean something on top of not having to read his shite as president pence electrocuted my balls with a car battery? That's a pretty fab prize already but I'll think of something even biglier
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Feb 2, 2017 14:43
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Squizzle posted:the prize should be naming rights for the cutest of Beyoncé's twins i don't think we can just do that but you never know what zany EO the piss prez is gonna sign next maybe we can name anyone's babies as early as next week
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Feb 2, 2017 16:32
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Current Policy Directive: Verse for 2/3/17: Mark 7:17-23 Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen to me, everyone, and understand this. Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.” After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body. He went on: “What comes out of a person is what defiles them. For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and defile a person." Love yourself, love those around you, have a nice weekend friends be good 2 1 another don't be a dumb fucken donny ----------------
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Feb 3, 2017 18:37
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cspam's executive does not have pardon powers so i guess this is more of a judicial branch thing maybe mariana can put the bong down for a few minutes today and see if we can free powerball awoooooo
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Feb 3, 2017 18:43
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oh in that case, in acknowledgment of her posting service and dedication to enriching the culture of our fine community, pending approval of the cabinet, i nominate taylor swift to be c-spam ambassador to japan, a very big-league job with no responsibilities but allowing her to post one (1) non-hentai anime picture a day without it counting as a probate-worthy offense
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Feb 3, 2017 18:47
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Squizzle posted:do it april 20th 2017 during the final week of my administration, and, possibly, this gay earth
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Feb 3, 2017 22:43
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Al! posted:sorry sir, we're not sure how he got past the guards at the front gate but believe me the morning supervisor has been dealt with and we have detained though for questioning lamo
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Feb 4, 2017 19:39
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Al! posted:after extensive interrogation, sir, it turns out he was the head of security that you hired yourself 
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Feb 5, 2017 00:56
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mormonpartyboat posted:spaghetti? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7zD31E8eGs
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Feb 5, 2017 01:12
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ok withdrawing tswifts nomination now that she's committed sexual violence on our eyeballs and slander on a mod 
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Feb 5, 2017 17:26
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Presidential Address for 2/6/17: don't  send  mushroom  pictures  to your fellow cspamians i can't believe i have to remind u ppl this but there's no such thing as ironic sexual violence you can't just send pictures of your pathetic wanger 2 ppl if you gotta do a violence please 
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Feb 6, 2017 15:16
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:ah sir, the constituency is pretty anxious for a resolution to this...
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Feb 6, 2017 23:35
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I agree Yug sucks poo poo out of an rear end but I can't lock everyone up. That plays good on the campaign trail, but now, we don't care. Department of Low-Energy doesn't seem big-league enough to need a cabinet position tbh, it's just a bunch of mostly lurkers who post fewer times in a month than Yinlock does in 10 minutes??? poo poo I'm out of plastic wrap. I just made a bunch of delicious roasted veggies to last me the rest of the week, but I go through so much plastic wrap making and portioning out pot brownies I can never keep enough in the house. I should add plastic wrap to my Trumpocalypse prepper stash along with the dried beans and lentils and rice and whisky, good reminder.
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Feb 7, 2017 14:31
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Oh believe, I got mason jars on mason jars son nothin beats the any-size versatility and sealing power of clingwrap tho and I'm not givin away a mason jar w every edible I don't have f u money yet
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Feb 7, 2017 14:41
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mormonpartyboat posted:doggg go to a restaurant supply store and get one of the like foot thick rolls of it Smart & Final solution
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Relevant Tangent posted:If you haven't already, get like a pound of vacuum-sealed weed, because good drugs are going to be the first thing to go after the apocalypse. a pound?? I'll be out in a week 
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