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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Mariana Horchata posted:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Mariana Horchata
The Office of the Attorney General - C-SPAM

Memorandum 419



:420: FYI :420:



:patriot:

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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i loving love weed so much

legalize dank marriage mr tromp DO IT i wanna marry a cannabis plant and as a compromise i won't even gay marry 1 it'll be opposite gender cannabis plant

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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oh this is the cspam white house not the cht thread o well i guess that's a policy position now. in cspam u can marry a cannabis plant if u want to. thanks n god bless.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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:420::hf::buddy::hf::patriot:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Baloogan posted:

best weed in the world is grown in british columbia

this is true, but only if you've never been to california. california > * , but bc wins the silver

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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i literally don't understand if ppl realize what a mistake they're making not living in california. i've lived in a bunch of places around the world and you really can't gently caress with sunshine beaches burritos n weed

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Counterargument: Orange County exists.

they're allowed to so they don't gently caress up our vibe closer to the coast :3:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Al! posted:

if thats the case then why do californians all want to come up here, to pdx

successful propaganda campaign by carrie brownstein and fred armisen

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Chokes McGee posted:

with all due respect Mr. President you've clearly never been to Hawaii

mild temperatures, sun, ocean, rad people, and you can nite crew post during the day

i love hawaii but it's not enough better to compensate for California weed n mexican food

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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The time zone thing is a good argument tho

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Is great but Mexican food is the best type of food

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:

Free Mariana Horchata!

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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executive decree: dorbled trimp status: insanely bad

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Verse for 2/11/2017: John 15:18 - The World Hates The Disciples: “If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first."

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3809624

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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i think that's a good idea but i don't think it's an executive power

if cspam congress passes a bill establishing such a thing i'll sign it !!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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mormonpartyboat posted:

pokemon go donate to charity

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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i'm also, on an unrelated note, announcing today my new charity, the Crazy Cloud Global Initiative

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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ok it's presidents day and im a president and this thread is my president house. so i'm throwin a BBQ, all cspam citizens are invited. we gonna have 2 grills one for meat so we can b respectful n inclusive to carnivore culture and another grill for vegans to make big fucken awesome portobellos on and shite welcome to the executive mansion bbq

e: oh for the new page i will add that all are welcome, provided that they include in their first post ITT on this page or the next. "reminder that president donld j fftrfrompt did a reverse benghazi, killing an 8 year old american girl, who loved to draw and to listen to beyonce, and also killing a us navy seal and a helicopter that was worth enough money to abolish american hunger and homelessness for the next 17 years

crazy cloud has issued a correction as of 23:53 on Feb 20, 2017

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Al! posted:

can the meat eaters grill have meat is murder spray-painted on it and several flyers and also a QR code that takes you to that one video where the guys are beating the poo poo out of the cow that got its foot trapped in a grille in the floor

lol it totally can

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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can non mods have some vodka n redbull too it's good to be alert to grill :chef: i'm grillin pasta because anarchy reigns

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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bring your own yellowcake

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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what's this new NSA guy's deal he seems like about as non garbage as a career military person can be, which is still pretty bad but not as trumpy as trump would want??

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Al! posted:

unfortunately the keg is vodka and sugar free monster

manufacture of sugar free monster should be claassified as a war crime i m o

keg's in the kegerator that's a good idea so now it's here thru the power of imagination

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Al! posted:

i went to and then dropped out of a pac10 college so at least 80% of my convos included the word kegerator

i didn't start drinking until after college so i've been around lots of kegerators and even leaned up on the side of em but never drank a kegerator beer. kegeratorfacts #kegerator #facts

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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ho ly poo poo thanks senator

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Squizzle posted:

what is this administration doing about goblins gobljms gobljna hlnonns gobkina govepons glinske goblind gobkhhd goubkns goinels hobjnls glbjnibe gobline

sleepin in my bed

that sounds like a landlord issue imo maybe get a new mattress n clean ur goon hovel

e: president donzl k trunt did a reverse benghazi, killing an 8 yr old American girl whose favorite food was barbecue, the kind of BBQ you prefer, and mangoes

crazy cloud has issued a correction as of 01:49 on Feb 26, 2017

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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I am the state of the art

Only registered members can see post attachments!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Strictly Come Posting, featuring Sir Edward J Balls

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Mariana Horchata posted:

crazy question but do u have any sway in the UK to possibly make that a reality?

I'm queen Elizabeth irl

so no :sigh:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Mariana Horchata posted:

im going under the knife as of 12pm EST for a routine procedure and will apparently be given Michael Jackson's fav sleeping medication for that so in my brief absence (or unlikely demise) pls swear in Lastgirl as C-SPAM attorney general until im able to post coherently once again...ty and namaste~ :patriot:

stay safe leonard j crabbs ghost :patriot:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Baloogan posted:

we all believe your story that you fell on it

good luck!

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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redneck nazgul posted:

CRAZY CLOUD

WE WANT YOU TO COME OUT OF THE MANSION AND COME TO THE SENATE

WE HAVE A PETITION FOR YOU TO SIGN


hey guys what's going on in this senate

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Now, where could my pipe be...

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Mariana Horchata posted:

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

stay safe and come hang in my chambers instead and roast marshmallows with me on the fireplace using thai sticks while we listen to groovy music and dope beats :taco:

i'm astral projecting there in spirit form b/c unfortunately my physical incarnation has afk poo poo 2 do today:hai:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Mariana Horchata posted:

fine by me just watch ur 6

:hai:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Happy Ides you cucks I roused a shitload of rabble today

In celebration I decree that the CSPAM Presidential Medal of Freedom And Resistance be established and awarded,



WITH distinction

to FluffieDuckie.





Now, where could my pipe be?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:

check the couch cushion
oh, and aye

Trumpfield!!!!!!

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
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Chokes McGee posted:

hello indigi is making GBS threads up the Trump thread with pro nk bullshit and really bad posts can someone deploy nukes or something

Not saying this has to happen just asking questions here

e: nm the situation resolved itself. ed balls

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