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that's the one!!! Happy Alcoholism Awareness and Speciesism Against Serpents day, friends.
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I'm alive I'm just pulling it together doin laundry cooking breakfast 
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[hanging up in the C-SPAM oval office in a frame that appears to be made of salvaged driftwood]:
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ayyy senator graham wanna be cspam attorney general for a few weeks? in what is certainly not a mark on my judgement or character, my AG got permabanned. i'm sure this happens to lots of presidents.
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Fantastic ok Linds is hereby nominated to the office of Attorney General for the remainder of this administration. Thank you for your service, and may G*d have mercy on us all.
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Chokes McGee posted:Hello, I'm calling the CSPAM switchboard today about the current state of the senate. Epic High Five, head of the C-SPAM Ministry of Truth, can confirm, but it is my view that Truckin' and Fuckin' are the twin pillars of the vibrant community here that we all hold so dear. I will bitterly and vehemently oppose any and all attempts to end bustin'. Thank you for taking time to express your view, it is only through sincere and open communication that representative democracy can flourish. Namaste.
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ok sentient beings of cspam; election season is upon us and the commission for the electoral process has provided me with the dates for the 2nd Quarterly C-SPAM Presidential election. I will post a nominations thread on Wednesday, 4/12. I will post a Round 1 voting thread on 4/14, a Round 2 voting thread on 4/17, and a Round 3 voting thread, if necessary, on 4/18. The winning candidate will submit platform proposal and final public vote on 4/19. Inauguration day is 4/20, lol blaze it choom gang satan bless you, and satan bless this dead gay forum
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there will be an election metathread posted on 4/14 also for people to hurl shitposts in so that's kind of like a debate
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Nominations thread is up: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3816806
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Dearest C-SPAM, It's been an honor and a joy to serve as president of our fine subforum these past three months. You're as a group the smartest and most talented and funniest and most depraved people I know. The world has gone completely insane, at least by appearances, or it's always been, and its underlying insanity has been laid bare by the ascension of the orange rapist to the bully pulpit. As such the sense of community here is not to be underestimated or undervalued. As self-selected paid members of a dead gay comedy forum this is a pretty unusual niche place to begin with. C-SPAM could have been a lot of things. C-SPAM didn't have to become what it is, you, all of us together, have made it what it is through the shared experiences we have had as reality has literally disintegrated before our very eyes. The 2016 Presidential election is going to be viewed in retrospect, ultimately, if there are people around to view it in retrospect 5 or 10 years down the road, as ten times the black swan event that 9/11 was. It's impossible to overstate how radically the world has changed and continues to change literally every single day by the hour and literally by the tweet. In the context of such experiences it is common to feel at sea in a world of unknowable chaos, surrounded by literal Nazi's and subject to the whims of a capricious nuclear-armed piss-gargling failed real estate tycoon with tiny hands. It is much less common to experience any sense of normalcy or ease in such times as these. I hope that during the course of the last 3 months even if you're a lurker, or, G-d forbid, daycrew af, C-SPAM has given you a momentary glimmer of ease amid a world so easy to become lost in suffering and grief within. _ The twin mantra : [ Death is Certain ] & [ code:The first is completely true; the second completely false. Nothing matters is false because one thing matters; you. Your temporary incarnation in a human body is a precious gift, and diminishing/ending suffering whether it's yours or others, is the single thing most worth doing with that gift, if things can be said to be, if things can be said to be done, and if things can be said to be worth doing at all. Be kind to yourself. Be kind to others. Hugs and kisses. Hail Satan. Take care! I will still be around this is not goodbye it is simply an executive farewell address on the final evening of this administration's term ----------------
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