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Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

Hello, Mr. President. How was your morning briefing?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 23:15

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:59

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

Nice try Linds, all information about the PDB is classified. Big-league stuff in store. Today's agenda is just boozin n Bible study, celebrating CSPAMian values

Keep C-Spam first! :911:

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 23:35

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Yay

# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 21:12

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

Senator Lindsay O Graham
Secretary of Sweet Tea & Sodomy

I accept

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 06:57

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

who is that guy? that tattoo is sexy as gently caress! if I didn't have a pillsbury doughboy body, I would get that tattoo too!

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 07:59

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

deadgoon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POR5t4hjtPg

wow!
De Niro?
ok then

e: oh by the way

"While appearing on The View Friday morning, Robert De Niro addressed controversial comments he made about wanting to punch Donald Trump in the face last year, saying his feelings haven't changed since the former reality television host was elected president.
"I said that because he said that about somebody, that he would like to punch them in the face," the actor told cohost Joy Behar. "How dare he say that to the crowd? How dare he say the things he does? Of course I want to punch him in the face.""

- Entertainment Weekly

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 20:32 on Feb 3, 2017

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 20:23

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

oh in that case, in acknowledgment of her posting service and dedication to enriching the culture of our fine community,

pending approval of the cabinet, i nominate taylor swift to be c-spam ambassador to japan, a very big-league job with no responsibilities but allowing her to post one (1) non-hentai anime picture a day without it counting as a probate-worthy offense

Aye

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 20:24

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Relevant Tangent posted:

*a billion fists with pens clenched in them erupt comically from the ground*

ah sir, the constituency is pretty anxious for a resolution to this...

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 20:06

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Free Mariana Horchata!

The sig shaming continues!

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 22:50

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Turdfuzz posted:

u fucken elitists woulndt last a sec in my red state hell world

i believe South Carolina is that very thing

if you live in Alabama or Tennessee however, you have my condolences

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 22:53

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

yes, the spell has been cast...

:smugwizard:

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 06:09

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

i bought margaritas and shrimp tacos with avocado before the coming Mexican sanctions rob us of our beloved staples

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 02:03

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baloogan posted:

im irl making a roast beef

what i do because im a lazy motherfucker is cut 4 onions up put em in the pan then peel 2 cloves garlic (but honestly gently caress beeling every little bit) one clove i peel all the fuckin way tho and i jab it into the roast
put olive oil and peper and salt and herbs and spices etc

roasting now!

this makes me hungry, i can smell it through the screen

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 04:20

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baloogan posted:

*fills the big glass bong with bicardi 151*

*your lungs burst into flame*

my lungs are fine, how about a little top off

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 04:22

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

my accept my deepest apologies as i will not be able to attend due to illness...

have ginger tea with crackers if it's nausea, also plain white rice is easier on the stomach

if it's a headache an normally take an extra Advil and a bong hit with loads of water

feel better soon
:glomp:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 04:36 on Feb 21, 2017

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 04:25

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Squizzle posted:

ibroughy my new ftiends

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:12

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

before ur tenure is up madame president may i suggest u award cumshitter the C-SPAM medal of freedom for letters...

aye

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:55

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you know im fire, hun

ok
then burn me up
:wink:

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 06:57

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

im going under the knife as of 12pm EST for a routine procedure and will apparently be given Michael Jackson's fav sleeping medication for that so in my brief absence (or unlikely demise) pls swear in Lastgirl as C-SPAM attorney general until im able to post coherently once again...ty and namaste~

Aye

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 22:09

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

i'm craving tacos
:yum:

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 03:08

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

Happy Ides you cucks I roused a shitload of rabble today

In celebration I decree that the CSPAM Presidential Medal of Freedom And Resistance be established and awarded,

WITH distinction

to FluffieDuckie.

Now, where could my pipe be?

check the couch cushion
oh, and aye

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 06:10

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

[assassin's lol sweartshirt.jpg]

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 23:42

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

[hanging up in the C-SPAM oval office in a frame that appears to be made of salvaged driftwood]:

love what you've done with the place

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 21:30

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

ayyy senator graham wanna be cspam attorney general for a few weeks? in what is certainly not a mark on my judgement or character, my AG got permabanned. i'm sure this happens to lots of presidents.

aye

i will serve :hai:

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 00:33

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

Fantastic ok Linds is hereby nominated to the office of Attorney General for the remainder of this administration. Thank you for your service, and may G*d have mercy on us all.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 04:55

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

crazy cloud posted:

[hanging up in the cspam white house foyer, surrounding the last supper dot jpg]

absolutely gorgeous! congrats to rushi, for really capturing the je ne sais quoi of the administration!

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 23:54

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Chokes McGee posted:

*looks at burning dumpster outside*

I mean usually arson is illegal but hey

that's the meat and bones of the administration however, what i'm referring to, is the 'je ne sais quoi' :discourse:

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 22:35

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Chokes McGee posted:

Thanks! Oh and a #6 with curly fries please

coming right up!

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 09:03

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Doomtalker posted:

you have risen to the top of the shitposting elite through your hard service, turdfuzz. Undeserved? HAH

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 21:13

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Chokes McGee posted:

sorry that was uncalled for actually apes own

whereas Trump does not

trump is more chimpanzee than ape

specifically, the cannibal chimpanzee

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 04:13

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:59

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Weeping Wound posted:

that's an orangutan you oaf!!

you know?! you are absolutely right!

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 22:56

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