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This is the official thread for statements by and policy directives of the CSPAM President. The current CSPAM President is: crazy cloud. All hail crazy cloud, and his glorious new regime! Current Policy Directive: A C-SPAM Day of Patriotic Devotion is declared for 2/27/2017. In praise of KEK, Matthew 21:21 is declared the official Bible verse of the administration, for the month of January. The official God Bless you and God Bless C-SPAM. Requirements to post anime in any thread is are hereby deemed unconstitutional. Attorney General Horchata, Esq., is directed to process a repeal of all ongoing mandated anime rules. If you're going to post a long chunk of text it is recommended and encouraged that a short summary that is animated and spinning be appended. drink more water. pro j e c t your voice. from the abdomen. instead of from thelungs. Verse for 2/3/17: Mark 7:17-23 Again Jesus called the crowd to him and said, “Listen to me, everyone, and understand this. Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them.” After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. “Are you so dull?” he asked. “Don’t you see that nothing that enters a person from the outside can defile them? For it doesn’t go into their heart but into their stomach, and then out of the body. He went on: “What comes out of a person is what defiles them. For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and defile a person." Love yourself, love those around you, have a nice weekend friends be good 2 1 another don't be a dumb fucken donny Current Official Ideology: "Mark 3:35. Whoever does God’s will is my brother and sister and mother." Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 00:44 on Feb 4, 2017 |
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The 1st CSPAM presidential election is over! It was byzantine, unrepresentative, and thoroughly prone to corruption and backroom dealing, which you'll no doubt agree makes it a perfect fit for us here in CSPAM. The powers and responsibilities of that office are far too complicated and numerous for me to go into right now, but please rest assured that the current President knows everything they need to about the office they hold. However, I should lay out some ground rules just to keep things on as even a keel as we ever have:
This thread is now open that we may all bask in the glory of our new Fearless Leader, and his all-but-guaranteed comical disaster of an administration. Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 05:42 on Jan 27, 2017 |
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Jan 23, 2017 03:46
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GlyphGryph posted:In Exile. But he's soon to return.
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Jan 27, 2017 16:59
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:It's cool that the mansion is open to the public like this The CSPAM executive is fierce in its dedication to an open and accessible democracy, and in no way motivated by me not wanting to have to update the thread manually every time the president wants to say/do something.
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Jan 27, 2017 20:10
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crazy cloud posted:*picks head up off the executive couch cushion long enough to order this citizen awarded the CSPAM Presidential Medal of Freedom, then passes out again* The medal in question was subsequently discovered to actually be the pull-tab off a 1977 can of Billy Beer, which are actually pretty sharp around the edges so be careful when you handle it.
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Jan 28, 2017 16:25
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Squizzle posted:i move that migf be forbidden from posting on any page where any poster has mentioned Israel, Palestine, food, or chicago I wish offer an amendment to this proposal to include literally every other topic as well.
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Jan 28, 2017 19:26
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Yinlock posted:i would like to suggest to our glorious leaders that captain_maclaine be given the c-spam presidential medal of freedom for granting us an entire migf--free month While I appreciate the sentiment, no special recognition is called for. I've seriously had it with that rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 29, 2017 15:23
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eonwe posted:please implement an immigration ban on D&D No don't.
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Jan 30, 2017 00:51
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Baloogan posted:cspamghazi Please stop listing the names of power metal bands I was in back in the 80s.
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Feb 5, 2017 17:54
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Al! posted:don't forget dickwater that was thrash, god dad get it right.
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Feb 5, 2017 17:56
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crazy cloud posted:i literally don't understand if ppl realize what a mistake they're making not living in california. i've lived in a bunch of places around the world and you really can't gently caress with sunshine beaches burritos n weed Counterargument: Orange County exists.
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Feb 9, 2017 23:39
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Squizzle posted:madame president i got a serious proposal That's not a half-bad idea.
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Feb 15, 2017 00:19
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Baloogan posted:*mixes vodka and redbull to make our moderators alert again* Nah thanks that poo poo makes me jittery as hell, just point me to the keg.
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Feb 21, 2017 00:31
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Mariana Horchata posted:im going under the knife as of 12pm EST for a routine procedure and will apparently be given Michael Jackson's fav sleeping medication for that so in my brief absence (or unlikely demise) pls swear in Lastgirl as C-SPAM attorney general until im able to post coherently once again...ty and namaste~ "Again"?
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Mar 9, 2017 18:35
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And with that, the curtain comes down on the crazy cloud administration, and this thread. I will open a new one tomorrow at some point once I've briefed Lastgirl in on what exactly being CSPAM president entails.
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