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Piso Mojado

Luvcow posted:

somethings up, theres 2,342 people currently chilling in BYOB

:ohdear:

Hogge Wild posted:

yeah, i could see it working


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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
ok just spitballing here

what if we do a BYOB forums reality show/thread like "the bachelor" but its called "the BYOBer"

death sext


Hot Local Yobs Waiting To Meet YOU


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

lol

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

death sext posted:

Hot Local Yobs Waiting To Meet YOU

with sexy pictures of peoples avatars in the ad

MrWillsauce

tune in next week on the byober to see who will receive a blunt and who will be eliminated



Luvcow

One day nearer spring
maybe someone more computer savvy then me can make up a dating site add for the forums that redirects people to this thread

or an add for the BYOBer

MrWillsauce

let me know if you need some shirtless pictures of me



death sext


can we get a redirect from farmersonly.com


MrWillsauce

im on cougarlife.com too. im a cub



death sext


I don't think the farmers are going to take kindly to the cougars. This is what happens when you try to date. Farmers and cougars battle to the death.


MrWillsauce

that sounds pretty cool sign me up



HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

MrWillsauce posted:

maybe i should just get a date through byob

Somebody check the barometer because it's feeling humid in here

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Hey op just wanted to let you know that puns and dad jokes are the way to go.

Id also try and get a number in 5 or so messages, namaste

vanisher

Verify all ladies by having them write "mrwillsauce" in permanent ink on their faces. Can't be too careful with those identity thieves.

free basket of chips

by FactsAreUseless
I've heard that due to weird coding things, you become less visable to people when you lose all your swipe so try not doing that?

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

free basket of chips posted:

I've heard that due to weird coding things, you become less visable to people when you lose all your swipe so try not doing that?

The more you deny the more desirable you must be.
This works in real life as well, start walking up to strangers and say "Too ugly!" "Nope" "no chance fatso!"
Eventually potential partners nearby will realise that you're a catch

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I love bad bitches and it's not my h*ckin problem

MrWillsauce

it's my fatal flaw



Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

death sext posted:

can we get a redirect from farmersonly.com

yobbermingle.com



Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

death sext posted:

Hot Local Yobs Waiting To Meet YOU

Luvcow posted:

with sexy pictures of peoples avatars in the ad







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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


I am very good at meeting up with people to play board games using tinder and Grindr. that's the only game worth playing on tinder imo, aside from the campaign for North Africa, which is another really good game

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Chill la Chill posted:

I am very good at meeting up with people to play board games using tinder and Grindr. that's the only game worth playing on tinder imo, aside from the campaign for North Africa, which is another really good game

is that the one where italians have to cook macaroni and are therefore slower?

They Might Be

Walt Disney's last written words were just "Kurt Russel" on a piece of paper.

That's like my favorite fact.

Macnult

death sext posted:

Hot Local Yobs Waiting To Meet YOU

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Hogge Wild posted:

is that the one where italians have to cook macaroni and are therefore slower?

:yeah:

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


oh yeah I didn't know if that's what you were looking for, op, since you said "play tinder" which sounds like the implication of playing a game worth playing. I have pro tips and tricks if you are

Hogge Wild posted:

is that the one where italians have to cook macaroni and are therefore slower?

cooking pasta is also another fun game.

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Johnny-on-the-Spot

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I would recommend no mirror selfies, especially in the bathroom. No girl wants to think about where you poo while she's deciding weather to swipe left or right. Have a friend help you with a photo session. Once the sexual tension becomes too much, forget about tinder and sleep with your friend.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

I would recommend no mirror selfies, especially in the bathroom. No girl wants to think about where you poo while she's deciding weather to swipe left or right. Have a friend help you with a photo session. Once the sexual tension becomes too much, forget about tinder and sleep with your friend.

I don't wanna detract from the thread but who the gently caress actually has friends

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


lmbo calrissian posted:

I don't wanna detract from the thread but who the gently caress actually has friends

I haven't had any friends since I got married and all my friends got married and I had a kid and everybody had kids and then we all got serious, actual jobs and everyone was so busy and now I'm waiting for death

buff goat man

MrWillsauce posted:

ok this is what we're working with


your faucet's kind of a poo poo wingman for showing his dick off right there in your tinder pic

all the ladies are probably goin' wet and wild for that faucet and looking for HIS profile instead of swiping right on yours

try getting a better non-exhibitionist wingman maybe

MrWillsauce

the faucet is cropped out of the pic on my profile don't worry

I've had like 4 matches since my last post

daeth sext you're a genius



Macnult

MrWillsauce posted:

the faucet is cropped out of the pic on my profile don't worry

I've had like 4 matches since my last post

daeth sext you're a genius


please post the finished portrait

vanisher

"Here's your portrait babe"



Slightly :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Mmbqcbz.jpg

vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 30, 2017



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

death sext


:cheers:

livestream the portrait drawing so we can help you make the perfect pick-up picture


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

"Here's your portrait babe"



Slightly :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Mmbqcbz.jpg

:love:

Macnult

if you get another match who asks to you to draw them say "I can't draw perfection ;)" not only is it smooth as heck but you just got yourself out of having to draw a picture for a stranger

MrWillsauce



unpleasantly turgid

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
to me, your profile just makes you sound immature. i would never swipe right on that.

also, idk if you cropped face for thread or not, but you should definitely show your whole face. it looks bad if you're unwilling to show your whole mug, makes me think you're actually ugly and trying to prank me.

ure a cutie, didn't see the full shot above

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MrWillsauce

i am immature



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