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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I absolutely hate when ABC has all their random anchors try to buddy up with actors on the red carpet.

And yet I don't mind the transparently vapid coverage on E!.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I've barely seen any of the nominated films so...

Best Picture: La La Land
Lead Actor: Casey Affleck
Lead Actress: Emma Stone
Supporting Actor: Mahershala Ali
Supporting Actress: Viola Davis
Director: Barry Jenkins

edit:

Still have time to do the screenplays
Adapted: Hidden Figures
Original: La La Land

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 27, 2017

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

:(


Well, we do live in a world where Mad Max Fury Road was nominated 10 times and won 6, so....
All technical awards though.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Criminal Minded posted:

Also Keith Urban you are 49 years old dude
What is this in response to?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Dakota Johnson is wearing a moo moo

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


https://twitter.com/MelGibsonFilms/status/836016480919650304

That is not Mel Gibson's daughter. It's his second wife. He's 60, she's 26.

He has 6 children that are older than her.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Oh JT, you moved the mic away during a part where it seemed like you were actually singing.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


JT trying to turn the Oscars into the Grammys. They were 2 weeks ago dude.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Is there any reason good reason why Meryl Streep got a nom over Amy Adams? She's not gonna win and it's not like she needs another one.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


DC Murderverse posted:

That was Fallon.

edit: Kimmel is cool for making GBS threads all over Jay Leno when he was stealing the Tonight Show back from Conan.
Fallon is the biggest nothingburger in existence, but even that can be destructive.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jimmy just did 3 jokes in like a 90 second span about nobody seeing the nominated film.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Get Jim Broadbent off the montage. He stole Ian McKellan's Oscar. :argh:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Maybe I'll watch Moonlight tonight.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jiro posted:

By the way when are they gonna start allowing people to smoke weed during The Oscars in the audience? That should have happened two years ago.
lol if you don't think they're on WAY better drugs than weed

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Oscar-winning film Suicide Squad

We are truly in the darkest timeline

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


4th Oscar, they should make a movie about her!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Shampy posted:

drat this lady is banged up.
If I didn't think I was gonna win, I would totally drop some acid.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


To be fair, "It doesn't just tell time, it tells history" is a loving spectacular slogan.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


If Live with Kelly airs at 9am tomorrow, that means it starts filming at 6am local time, which means at least a 4am wakeup.

Or are they just gonna power through over night? Or are do they just film it after the ceremony and air the tape delay?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


DC Murderverse posted:

I might be dumb, but what movie is Call Me in?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gigolo

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Literally wheeling her out on stage.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


loving Ezra Edelman

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


LOL I got an ESPN alert about the win.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


This isn't Hailee Steinfeld?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Justice for Amy Adams!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Vince Vaughn is a big conservative though

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

i really hate that all the jackie chan clips they showed were from rush hour and shanghai noon
Best movie scene ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Psls1ngwM

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Nilbop posted:

God I love Mark Rylance.
I still needs to see Bridge of Spies.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"The only profession to celebrate what it means to live a life" is gonna get her SOOOOO much hate.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Why do they even do these stupid segments? The producers actually don't care about running long.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Obviously the guy is gay/already married/a Russian spy.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


NYT commercial needed to linger on "The truth is more important now than ever" a little longer.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Hailee Steinfeld is sneaky tall.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


That didn't seem like the right time to talk about being a migrant worker. Should've been.. documentary or foreign language?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Oh wtf it was posted 3 days ago? GG NYT media team.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Why is this Fifty Shades crap on stage, Universal are the distributors for the films.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Guy, what if that bit was actually a social commentary on how we've become slaves to our smartphones?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


How is The Catch not just Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The Series?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


DC Murderverse posted:

for real though if I had been in that situation I would have had a panic attack and fainted in front of Emma Stone because my brain could not process that

Like I was nervous for Charlize when she was on stage with Shirley MacClaine and she's famous
I have a group photo with Emma Stone from when she was filming Zombieland :smug:

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Geoffrey Rush is playing Einstein in a biopic miniseries?!

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