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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Best Picture
Moonlight*

Lead Actor
Andrew Garfield, Hacksaw Ridge

Lead Actress
Emma Stone, La La Land*

Supporting Actor
Mahershala Ali, Moonlight

Supporting Actress
Viola Davis, Fences*

Best Director
Damien Chazelle, La La Land*

Animated Feature
Zootopia, Byron Howard, Rich Moore and Clark Spencer*

Animated Short
Piper, Alan Barillaro and Marc Sondheimer

Adapted Screenplay
Barry Jenkins; Story by Tarell Alvin McCraney, Moonlight

Original Screenplay
Kenneth Lonergan, Manchester by the Sea

Cinematography
Bradford Young, Arrival

Best Documentary Feature
O.J.: Made in America, Ezra Edelman and Caroline Waterlow

Best Documentary, Short Subject
The White Helmets, Orlando von Einsiedel and Joanna Natasegara

Best Live Action Short Film
Timecode, Juanjo Gimenez

Best Foreign Language Film
A Man Called Ove, Sweden

Film Editing
Tom Cross, La La Land

Sound Editing
Robert Mackenzie and Andy Wright, Hacksaw Ridge

Sound Mixing
Bernard Gariepy Strobl and Claude La Haye, Arrival

Production Design
Jess Gonchor, Nancy Haigh, Hail, Caesar!

Original Score
Justin Hurwitz, La La Land*

Original Song
How Far I’ll Go, Moana — Music and Lyric by Lin-Manuel Miranda

Makeup and Hair
Eva von Bahr and Love Larson, A Man Called Ove

Costume Design
Madeline Fontaine, Jackie

Visual Effects
Robert Legato, Adam Valdez, Andrew R. Jones and Dan Lemmon, The Jungle Book

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Criminal Minded posted:

Janelle Monae :allears:

I'm so glad there's at least one cool celebrity repping KC

She's so amazing. Like, one day she decided that she was gonna start acting and now she's in 22% of the movies nominated for Best Picture.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/836018720535429121

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Josh Lyman posted:

Dakota Johnson is wearing a moo moo

that is the worst dress I've seen all night

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Here is the best dress I've seen all night, partially because Brie Larson is the one wearing it:

https://twitter.com/people/status/836021974203838464

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who wins tonight's award for "wait, why are they here?"

Karlie Kloss is the only person I've seen that I've thought that about, but I think she's got a Swift Pass to just show up wherever.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Mel Gibson's 26 year old girlfriend gave birth to his 9th child.

jesus gently caress Mel

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Josh Lyman posted:

https://twitter.com/MelGibsonFilms/status/836016480919650304

That is not Mel Gibson's daughter. It's his second wife. He's 60, she's 26.

He has 6 children that are older than her.

Not his wife, just his "partner", and also his third. Still gross

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Justin :swoon:

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Jackie Chan has stopped the feeling.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Josh Lyman posted:

Is there any reason good reason why Meryl Streep got a nom over Amy Adams? She's not gonna win and it's not like she needs another one.

Because she is Meryl Streep.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Jimmy Kimmel looks like a sober Doug Benson.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Matt Damon jokes incoming.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Combed Thunderclap posted:

I'm still pissed at Kimmel for humanizing Trump 😒

That was Fallon.

edit: Kimmel is cool for making GBS threads all over Jay Leno when he was stealing the Tonight Show back from Conan.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I think Donald Trump wrote that bit.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Shampy posted:

Why are we clapping for Streep.

Because she chose "standing ovation at the Oscars" over "gold plated toaster" from there 20-nomination gift book.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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This is a montage filled with great actors and also Jared Leto

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Jiro posted:

I miss Robin. :(

I watched The Birdcage last night and in between the fact that it's hilarious I also got sad because Robin Williams was so loving great.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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A good start for Moonlight, although this is probably the most expected award.

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Jiro posted:

Well I mean Mel IS on some kind of speed or coke, but casually smoking weed during the Oscars the actors actresses just passing around blunts and having a good time and would make for amazing-er acceptance speeches.

They'll never allow that at the Oscars but one of these years the Golden Globes will just start handing out blunts at the door.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Kate McKinnon is the funniest person in that room.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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well there goes my oscar ballot

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Oscar winning movies:
Moonlight
Suicide Squad
Old Timey Harry Potter

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Yo props to Rolex for having, of all movies, I Love You Phillip Morris in there.

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GonSmithe posted:

I thought I was hallucinating that for a minute


Nilbop posted:

Haha it was the most noticeable by a mile too

I'd recognize that Jim Carrey hairline anywhere.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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I might be dumb, but what movie is Call Me in?

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Nilbop posted:

See also The Artist, which we all remember.

Or Argo.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Oh hell yeah the actual figure that was hidden.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I think Moonlight is going to win best picture

I'm serious: watch it be Hidden Figures.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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OJ Made in America is so loving good an also 8 loving hours long

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Jiro posted:

So which is better OJ Made in America, or the version where Cuba plays a drat good OJ.

The two actually play off each other incredibly well, because they're two very different visions of the same story. Made in America is probably better, but American Crime Story is great.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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That joke about The Rock being the highest paid actor in the world was perfect.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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OK 16 year old girl get up in front of every person you've seen on the movie screen and sing a song

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bows1 posted:

Wait what was the joke

"A former wrestler is now the highest paid actor in the world which really puts this whole thing in perspective"

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Lin Manuel definitely has a particular sound, because this sounds like it could have been ripped out of In The Heights.

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Nov 10, 2016

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Nilbop posted:

What's a "Stallone Girl" Jimmy?

The Golden Globes have the children of hollywood stars hand out the awards every year, this year Stallone's daughters did it.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Harlock posted:

What golden globe did manuel win?

G stands for Grammy. Which he won for Hamilton.

DC Murderverse
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What the gently caress was the point of that?

The people who made Red Vines paid a lot of money for an ad spot

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

okay what emmy then

Writing the Tonys telecast

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Nov 10, 2016

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Dammit I picked the wrong sound award for Arrival to win

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