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Jan 4, 2005

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Janelle Monae :allears:

I'm so glad there's at least one cool celebrity repping KC

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Yeah, I've been a fan of her music for years so the fact that she's taking off as an actress is loving awesome.

And not to get all :malegaze: about it but good lord she is beautiful and that dress she's wearing tonight is totally awesome

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Casey Affleck looks like a loving hobo what the hell

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Also Keith Urban you are 49 years old dude

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Josh Lyman posted:

What is this in response to?

Keith URban's hairstyle

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Denzel got kinda chunky. Black do crack?

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Mel seems tweaked out of his mind right now

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I was hoping that was his daughter, alas. Either way she looks stunning.

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I'm feeling very triggered by this problematic cultural appropriation

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Ryan Gosling wasn't having any of that poo poo

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Brie Larson sure is showing a lot of cleavage

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I'm so loving sick of Meryl Streep, it's like the Kobe Bryant Retirement Tour only we get it every loving year

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Gooo Mahershala Ali!

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YES!

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

i didn't see moonlight was it good

Real good. And he absolutely owned his role.

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Academy Award-winning film Suicide Squad

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La La Land is not a period piece

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Janelle I love you

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Dope speech

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DC Murderverse posted:

I'm super happy La La Land didn't win these because the Mixing in La La Land is garbage

I'm glad to see other people say this because I saw it on Saturday and I seriously couldn't make out a word during at least half the songs, including the big opening number, and I assumed it was just me because I hear with a cochlear implant so I struggle with uncaptioned dialogue sometimes

nah it just sucks apparently

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So Jackie has a better body of work than, like, everybody except one or two people in this room, right? Assuming Scorsese is in the house

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Does Viola Davis pump iron? Look at those traps

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Timby posted:

Wasn't that Jujyfruits?

Different ep

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Jan 4, 2005

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So am I the only one who would be totally loving mortified if I got put on national television with zero warning?

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silvergoose posted:

Good thing that didn't happen here!

This entire night is about buying into nonsense, I'm rolling with it for the sake of argument

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Wish that guy had asked Casey about the sexual assault.

:lol:

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Oh hell yeah, celebs reading mean tweets

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"My favorite is The Big Lebowski, it's like a xanax" is the quote of the night

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Mel Gibson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtwWKtoZBs8

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I can't believe there's a Netflix original film about Will Smith as a cop who hunts Orcs or whatever the gently caress

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Criminal Minded posted:

I can't believe there's a Netflix original film about Will Smith as a cop who hunts Orcs or whatever the gently caress

totally serious, btw:

The Atlantic posted:

This year, Netflix will release Bright, a $90 million sci-fi cop drama starring Will Smith and Joel Edgerton, set in a world where humans and Orcs co-exist.

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I'm pretty sure Salma Hayek will be allowed to present an award every year until the end of time as long as she wears a low-cut dress

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Nilbop posted:

How is Salma's English getting worse

Probably from spending every waking moment being told by men how great her English is

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I am soooooo fuuuckiiiiing siiiiick of Meryl Streep

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Moonlight plz

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Jerusalem posted:

Emmanuel Lubezki will have movies with Terrence Malick AND Alfonso Cuarón next year :ohdear:

Hahaha, jesus christ, everyone might as well go home next year

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DC Murderverse posted:

it's a "she pale" joke

Yeah that would be way too elaborate for a cumshot joke, it's just "Jessica Chastain's skin is literally porcelain"

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Josh Lyman posted:

Is La La Land actually a good movie or is it exactly what I imagine it to be?

It's perfectly fine. I enjoyed it. I really don't get why all the breathless hype from critics and audiences, though. I get why Hollywood adores it, they're shameless narcissists.

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DC Murderverse posted:

anyone want to place money on Nancy Reagan being in the death montage?

Based on her rep, depends on whether she blew the producers of that segment back in the day or not

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Her hair is really cool.

It's beautiful and amazing and I'm in love :swoon:

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