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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
We all have those things we have to do but prefer putting off till the last possible minute.

So, instead of being productive and actually attempting to do said things, why not procrastinate by posting ITT?


Right now I have to work on a seminar paper, the thesis should be ready by today and sent to the professor tomorrow. Of course, I'm posting on GBS instead.



What important tasks/chores/what have you are you avoiding doing?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I have a staggering amount of stuff to do but I am in a horrid mood and have been for weeks

If I could go to the pharmacy and just buy the correct pills I could sort it but it don't work that way if I want pills i gotta talk to some stupid cocksucker and pay him money for permission, and I have to do a stage play, I can't just say to the son of a bitch "a statin, allopurinol, oxy or hydro without any APAP, vynase or adderall I don't care, and I want to try them bars, and a zithropack just in case."

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

H.H posted:

What important tasks/chores/what have you are you avoiding doing?

feet

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I stress alot less now I just dont worry about anything

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
one of these days I'm gonna quit drinking but meh, :effort:

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Jesus Christ posted:

one of these days I'm gonna quit drinking but meh, :effort:

No one likes a quitter, JC.

Isaac posted:

I stress alot less now I just dont worry about anything

I think the dude in your av is physically incapable of stressing out.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
shitposting

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
I need someone to massage my procrastinate.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
my procrastination has gotten pretty bad, to the point where I regularly put off eating for hours due to laziness.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
:effort:

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

dreezy posted:

my procrastination has gotten pretty bad, to the point where I regularly put off eating for hours due to laziness.

lol I literally go empty-fridge'd and hungry before getting to the store on a regular basis

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Hogge Wild posted:

I need someone to massage my procrastinate.

pm me

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

Been meaning to off myself, seems like a lot of work though :shrug:

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

procrastination is a symptom of depression :eng101:

I hope you take care of your health... um... yesterday! (a little procrastination tip from me, where I lie to myself about when I have to do things. hope you get some mileage out of that one, friends!)

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
car will get those new tires after i wind up in a ditch most likely guess we'll fid out

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'll tell you all in a couple days maybe

Probably ahould

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm a voiding taking a poo poo, that s a pretty important thing to be neglected

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I bought a bunch of books on overcoming procrastination. I haven't gotten around to reading them and I doubt I ever will.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im feeling bright and chipper and ready to take on the day

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
just kidding om going to kill myself in an industrial accident at the dick sucking factory

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hey Enfield, Tell Jim the nightshift manager we all miss him.
before you kill yourself, that is.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

car will get those new tires after i wind up in a ditch most likely guess we'll fid out

Tyres?/?

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Everyday I think about writing out a list of stuff I need to get done.

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