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A Handed Missus posted:
You know I normally would be up in arms about the unlawful succession of power following the Trump - Pence - McMahon stint, but I'm heartened that President Mathis pushed through the U.K.-style short campaign cycle. Five months of campaigning feels right. Mathis has my heart and my vote. 6/9 forever
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Jan 26, 2017 04:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
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Jan 26, 2017 04:55
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I don't know what you dudes are bitching about, Amazon has this new slogan "Building Better Worlds" and I got this sweet gig at their Weapons division
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Jan 26, 2017 05:25
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Bolow posted:I don't know what you dudes are bitching about, Amazon has this new slogan "Building Better Worlds" and I got this sweet gig at their Weapons division Just don't get stuck on one of the long haul freighter gigs.
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Jan 26, 2017 05:30
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You guys remember when Trump won that Grammy?
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Jan 26, 2017 05:31
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I like how they keep updating it to make it current.  I mean it's really well done so don't get me wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhwTg1vzn1g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZrKcxGhe5M Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Jan 26, 2017 05:43
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Bolow posted:I don't know what you dudes are bitching about, Amazon has this new slogan "Building Better Worlds" and I got this sweet gig at their Weapons division Loving their new products, keep up the good work!  
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Jan 26, 2017 05:55
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I know I'm the only one who'll say it, but I miss anime.
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Jan 26, 2017 06:06
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A Handed Missus posted:
All Hail
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Jan 26, 2017 06:22
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You know, I thought Trump might make it through all four years, but after he ordered the troops into Chi-Town. But when Mattis broadcast his famous, "Not only no, but gently caress no, you Cheeto looking troll" speech over the EBS, I was sure we were on the right path. And after Trump and Pence went Murder Suicide in Trump Bunker, well, we all know what happened. It was a tough go for a bit, what with the martial law, but the emergency write in election worked out pretty well. I look forward to the new campaign of Biden/Duckworth. Real talk, Trump nukes Chicago, and that was the start of MegaTrump City one. Thankfully, those Veteran service points got me a great job as a homeless janitor.
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Jan 26, 2017 08:34
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America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges.
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Jan 26, 2017 08:47
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Mike-o posted:Just don't get stuck on one of the long haul freighter gigs. i'm the guy that designed a room with chains dangling from the ceilings for no apparent reason
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Jan 26, 2017 09:53
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Two Finger posted:i'm the guy that designed a room with chains dangling from the ceilings for no apparent reason They're required pursuant to EO 14364 requiring secure and effective accommodations for suspected members of known jihadist racial stock.
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Jan 26, 2017 10:17
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Tuning in tonight to watch my favorite show, Cops USA, where Trump State Troopers force freelance journalists to eat their own feces, then I'll watch re-runs of The Apprentice USA on the new American State broadcaster which strangely is on the old CNN channel. I wonder what happened to those guys...
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Jan 26, 2017 12:27
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dude, the communist news network was destroyed years ago after Fake News was made illegal. now we have only truth and facts courtesy sites like ijr and fb page judge jeanine pirriro has fans
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Jan 26, 2017 13:24
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hey guys, my chain's trying to make me a concentration camp guard, how do i get out of this? should i volunteer for a deployment to iran?
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Jan 26, 2017 14:43
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Lol gently caress you if you're still-- gently caress I just got my draft orders.
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Jan 26, 2017 14:51
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The Rat posted:Loving their new products, keep up the good work! Needs more Pulse Rifle
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CommieGIR posted:Needs more Pulse Rifle Didn't someone start making single shot Thompsons again, a while ago?
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Jan 26, 2017 18:28
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Steezo posted:Didn't someone start making single shot Thompsons again, a while ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT90YzPIhVE
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Jan 26, 2017 18:59
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Ok I am not usually a gun guy but I am really really hard right now. They even got the sound right.
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Jan 26, 2017 19:14
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Blind Rasputin posted:Ok I am not usually a gun guy but I am really really hard right now. The original movie gun was based off both devices they used to make the one in the youtube: A Thompson and a Remington Model 870 cut to size.
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Jan 26, 2017 19:35
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Jan 26, 2017 21:48
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I really do believe someone is going to car bomb a Trump tower somewhere and the fat orange fucker is going to go completely off-the-walls ape poo poo bonkers. He would take it as a direct insult to his ego and go into a pure, unfiltered narcissistic rage then whip his base of deplorables into an absolute frenzy and scream for all out invasion of someone or something. Can't even begin to guess where it will happen or what he would want to conquer but I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened yet. I figured it would happen during the primary to ensure that ISIS' best recruiting tool in years would get the nomination but we live in the darkest time line and they got their wish without even going that far. Now we have the Ego In Chief sitting in the white house and a target that juicy and loaded with political significance is just way too good to pass up.
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Jan 26, 2017 23:02
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Youre supposed to be posting from the future dude
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Jan 27, 2017 00:03
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Latvia must be relieved Putin got assassinated by that trained attack falcon.
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Jan 27, 2017 00:16
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I hate inventories; I can never figure out what it is I'm supposed to be looking for. Half the nomenclature is in Cyrillic, and the other half is almost impossible to decipher. When we did CBRN, it took me like two hours of hunting around and googling poo poo to figure out that "Crowd Pacification Aerosol, Severe" was our stock of VX. Why does the band even have this poo poo?
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Jan 27, 2017 00:50
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So that guy who volunteered as tribute for the Hunger Games last night? It was my brother. And they thought I was dumb for re-enlisting for the Trumpfwaffen...
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Jan 27, 2017 00:52
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Subsidized time has been fun but, "the year of the Ivanka Trump Asymmetrical Walking Coat only sold at Macy's" just seems to be pushing it. Also, the hamsters came back. That feral horde Continues to thunder eastward across pedalferrous terrain that still is fallow, denuded. Dimmed in that fulvous cloud the hamsters send up, is the vivid verdant ragged outline of the annularly overfertilized forests of what used to be central Maine. I miss Maine in the spring.
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Jan 27, 2017 04:38
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Blind Rasputin posted:I miss Maine in the spring. Hell, I miss spring.
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I remembered laughing at the assholes years ago that bought solar chargers so they could use their phones while backpacking. Now I suck their dicks in order to charge my Kindle if I want to read, what with having burned my books to stay warm this past winter.
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bird food bathtub posted:I really do believe someone is going to car bomb a Trump tower somewhere and the fat orange fucker is going to go completely off-the-walls ape poo poo bonkers. He would take it as a direct insult to his ego and go into a pure, unfiltered narcissistic rage then whip his base of deplorables into an absolute frenzy and scream for all out invasion of someone or something. Can't even begin to guess where it will happen or what he would want to conquer but I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened yet. I figured it would happen during the primary to ensure that ISIS' best recruiting tool in years would get the nomination but we live in the darkest time line and they got their wish without even going that far. Now we have the Ego In Chief sitting in the white house and a target that juicy and loaded with political significance is just way too good to pass up. At some point you have to accept that Trump won, so you can move on to
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President Trump stood behind the podium, his giant, inhumanly muscular girth covered by a pink silk dress shirt. "I love these rallies! It never gets old!" he quipped in a deep, otherworldly voice as another protester was covered by a sack cloth and beaten with a tire irons. Suddenly, a man removed a red hat and prosthetic face to reveal he was black. The crowd around him gasped. Silence descended on the assembly, soon to be replaced with hushed whispers. It was Donald who broke the silence. "Where's your owner?!" He demanded. The black man, his courage suddenly faltering, stammered "I... I don't have one. N- nobody should." With a loud squeak, President Trump crushed the microphone in his iron grip, a scowl furrowing on his massive, low-sloping forehead. He began to speak; "By the power vested in me by the Fugitive Slave Act, I hereby confiscate you unti-" Before he could finish, a nearby hooded figure pulled away his cowl to reveal immaculately groomed dark hair. Mitt Romney, leader of the rebel insurgency, was here to cause more trouble. With superhuman speed he tossed a water bottle at the black man, shouting "Quickly Darnell, convert to Mormonism so your skin turns white!" The bottle flipped end over end in the air as if in slow motion. It finally came to a rest in the black man's hand, after which it immediately was poured over his curly hair in a baptismal rite. "By the power of Joseph Smith I cast these demons out!" He shouted. Tendrils of light began to swirl around him, arcing through his body until a bright flash stunned the onlookers. Emerging from the smoke was a smiling Caucasian man. "My name isn't Darnell," he said with a smirk, "it's Chad now." Donald turned to Romney the Rebel. His eyes narrowed menacingly.
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The hooded figure walked down the steps, his torch casting shadows on the dusty cobwebs clinging to the walls. "Where are we?" his companion asked. The cloaked man turned around, lowering his hood. His graying, perfectly combed hair gleamed in the torchlight. Finally he spoke: "A library. People used to come here and read books... back before..." his voice trailed off for a moment, and Mitt Romney cast his eyes down in sadness, a single teardrop falling upon his wizened cheek. "Don't worry," he continued "they'll never find us here." he said as he resumed walking.
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Wrestlemania 41 was held in Washington DC. In the sweltering summer heat of yet another hottest year on record, Trump glistened with sweat-soaked, freakishly huge muscles. He was the size of a small elephant, his hands like meaty watermelons with foot-long fingers. The fingers flushed red as they wrapped around another wrestling opponent, launching him out of the ring like a ragdoll. Surgeon General Carson marveled at the creation of his mad science as the wrestler smashed into the crowd near him, sending chairs and spectators catapulting into the air. He stared pitilessly at the wounded, their limbs twisted from the impact. "Always bring your Health Coupons to a WWF match." he quipped. The audience cheered and hooted. Carson had come to a solemn peace about his masterwork; the ultimate application of stem cells and genetic engineering. Press Secretary Sean Hannity issued denials against the rumors of unethical science experiments in the Trumphouse bunker, but the public couldn't help noticing that their president was "yuuuge." As he beat his massive chest, Donald shouted "WHO BUILD WALL?!?!" to chants of "Trump! Trump!" from the audience. As the chanting continued, he bellowed "WHO TAKE IRAQ OIL!? WHO BAN MUSLIMS?!" While the roar of the crowd continued, one last wrestler was brought in. The event wouldn't be over until Trump did his signature move, "The Stump." The terrified bodybuilder was ushered into the ring; the behemoth in front of him reaching around to grab a Ford Focus by the axle, hoisting it aloft. The wrestler's last sight was the undercarriage of a car whooshing down through the air with dazzling speed. As always, the remains would be taken to the Protein Reclamation Vats for reprocessing.
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#1 Hit on the charts 8 months running: "She Don't Know" by Toby Keith "She Don't Know" Well mah truck says "Trump" and mah girl done ran Run away with a colored man who comes from the land of sand. Well I'm an American through and through I proudly fly my daddy's flag of red, white, & blue But she don't know Bout that good ol' Trump She don't know Bout the Massachussetts Body Dump They caught her with a Pain Net Trying to skip town with mah heart But the Donald knows what she gon' get Protein Reclamation after stripping her for parts Cause she don't know Bout that good ol' Trump And she don't know Bout the force behind a vacuum pump [bridge] The liberals are running scared What makes you so afraid? Every debt in this nation, the US of A Well you know it gon' get paid I'm sure you've heard the rumors and I'm proud to say its true Cause all these years that you been spittin on the red, white, & blue We been buildin The Wall and we been makin a factory Conveyor belts with Commies into protein vats for victory [guitar solo] She called me just the other day and tried to beg me back, I only need my dog to watch you wheel along that track, At the end of the belt comes the cattle bolt gun, I hope you think of me and I think we both know who won. Cause she don't know Bout that good ol' Trump She don't know About the one who can't be stumped She don't know No, she don't know Next season it'll be on a reality show God bless America and God bless Donald For lettin that jezebel end up in a bottle.
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Kuroyama posted:At some point you have to accept that Trump won, so you can move on to I'm...kinda doing...exactly that? No part of what I said is RARGH NOT MY PRESIDENT stuff, it's outlining something that I think is extremely likely to happen. That would be a good idea for dealing with everything to come wouldn't it?
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looks like the wall is going over on projected costs again. theyre estimating another 5% tax increase should help offset that, with another 10% cut for the upper class; the trickle down effect of that will help ease the burden on the lower mid low (formerly just middle) classes. luckily, it should only be another 5 years before we finally start seeing recompensation from mexico; by then they will surely have started trading with us again
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