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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
The year is 2020 and four years of a Trump presidency have produced some exciting new changes in the way our government, military, internet, economy, social welfare and education systems work.

This month's theme is the internet. What is hosed up, deplorable and sad about the internet in 2020? Post hilarious and wacky news items & current events and be funny about them in this thread because it's 2020 and wow 2017 was so long ago.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I can't believe something awful is still on vbulletin in the year 4AT.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Rad roaches are rad and make good pets.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Posting from beyond the grave

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Remember glaciers?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mayor Clinton gonna shut down trump tower in nyc after donnie gets impeached

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Remember when porn was free, legal, and ubiquitous on the internet? Those were the days.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Pretty unusual weather we're having here in Chicago. The high today was 104 degrees. Last year around this time the temp never cracked 95. Climate change isn't real my rear end.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Ghostposting from the future to let you know WW3 was extremely bright.












PS: you'll never guess which country was the nazis this time it was us

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Anyone else catch Saturday Night Live Executions on Trump TV? They had Steve Martin and Rihanna :rip:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shyduck posted:

Anyone else catch Saturday Night Live Executions on Trump TV? They had Steve Martin and Rihanna :rip:

too bad there's only one Chris Katan

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The iPhone T3n is pretty sweet but it keeps tweeting my thoughts automatically. The port in the base of my skull is pretty itchy too.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Can't wait to find out what dear leader had for breakfast this morning. Time to watch the news.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Assignments to Moscow are now 2 years or 3 year accompanied tours. E-5 and above can finally move off base.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Back in 2016 I was 2500' above sea level now I'm beachfront eat it Obama

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


The Chinese Army finally dropped off rations in our military district today.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Any predictions for the USFL games this weekend?

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

You're still not allowed to make fun of Barron Trump.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Greetings from Heidelberg, Western Russia, comrades.

Eat more borscht.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
After the draft is reinstated I am finally comfortable posting in GiP.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns































(it's because we're all dead, you see)

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


About time we unveiled those Kirov Airships!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Church of SS-18 Satan had a huge rally in the remains of Las Vegas, shouting joys and praise for the inevitable lust for our next series of caned sunshine purges.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Posting from the gas chamber

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Honestly, I really like President McMahon's improvements to my healthcare coverage, I'm benching a lot more than I used to.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Reverand maynard posted:

what happens if trump loses next election or after 8 ytears just refuses to give up? What apparatus of the government would physically remove him?

At that point, I imagine it will be an exasperated and united Joint Chiefs of Staff, who at that point will have spent 7.5 years praying for the legal pretext to close the door and tell Donnie to be out of Washington by sunset.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

McNally finally heard back from the government about the investigation into his situation last week. It was a letter saying how sorry they were for the loss of his husband and a re-elect trump sticker.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

McNally finally heard back from the government about the investigation into his situation last week. It was a letter saying how sorry they were for the loss of his husband and a re-elect trump sticker.

I thought this thread was supposed to be made up stuff.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

McNally finally heard back from the government about the investigation into his situation last week. It was a letter saying how sorry they were for the loss of his husband and a re-elect trump sticker.
I filled beer on one of your forms. Please resubmit all of them and we'll be in touch.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

A giant W appears in the sky

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
President Pence's mandatory chastity belt sure makes it hard to jerk off, but I still find a way. :)

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
2020 elections looks to be in the bag for Trump what with California and New York taken back by the sea and Chicago being a prison city.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





nz finally kicked out all the chinese and closed its border to the escaping yanks

summer is still in december as god intended

i'm still laughing at you poor fucks

we built a wall and made the US pay for it

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

shame on an IGA posted:

A giant W appears in the sky

Cubs win their third world series in five years.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

no bones about it posted:

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

You have funny humors, comrade. Want to know more end in 2017. It is known.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
I used to be gay

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




6/9 never forget!!

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'm enjoying life in Beijing. I mean I cough up tar and my mother in law is driving me crazy, but it's better than the alternative facts.

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