2020 Current Events Thread: you can register to vote on twitter

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

nz finally kicked out all the chinese and closed its border to the escaping yanks

summer is still in december as god intended

i'm still laughing at you poor fucks

we built a wall and made the US pay for it

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 03:40

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Mike-o posted:

Just don't get stuck on one of the long haul freighter gigs.

i'm the guy that designed a room with chains dangling from the ceilings for no apparent reason

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 09:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Sergg posted:

Wrestlemania 41 was held in Washington DC. In the sweltering summer heat of yet another hottest year on record, Trump glistened with sweat-soaked, freakishly huge muscles. He was the size of a small elephant, his hands like meaty watermelons with foot-long fingers. The fingers flushed red as they wrapped around another wrestling opponent, launching him out of the ring like a ragdoll.

Surgeon General Carson marveled at the creation of his mad science as the wrestler smashed into the crowd near him, sending chairs and spectators catapulting into the air. He stared pitilessly at the wounded, their limbs twisted from the impact. "Always bring your Health Coupons to a WWF match." he quipped. The audience cheered and hooted. Carson had come to a solemn peace about his masterwork; the ultimate application of stem cells and genetic engineering. Press Secretary Sean Hannity issued denials against the rumors of unethical science experiments in the Trumphouse bunker, but the public couldn't help noticing that their president was "yuuuge."

As he beat his massive chest, Donald shouted "WHO BUILD WALL?!?!" to chants of "Trump! Trump!" from the audience. As the chanting continued, he bellowed "WHO TAKE IRAQ OIL!? WHO BAN MUSLIMS?!" While the roar of the crowd continued, one last wrestler was brought in. The event wouldn't be over until Trump did his signature move, "The Stump." The terrified bodybuilder was ushered into the ring; the behemoth in front of him reaching around to grab a Ford Focus by the axle, hoisting it aloft. The wrestler's last sight was the undercarriage of a car whooshing down through the air with dazzling speed. As always, the remains would be taken to the Protein Reclamation Vats for reprocessing.

It is every citizen's final duty to go into de tanks

# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 13:35

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