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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Don't take the bait, it's clear that he went insane after spending so much time so close to the sun

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

McNally posted:

hey should i join the army?

They're great for your loved ones!

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

anatoliy pltkrvkay posted:

is shim truly a single poster or more a state of being?

I'm planning on getting shimmed out of my mind tomorrow and playing Ghost Recon with a buddy. We mostly just play dress up and see who can get the most ridiculous outfit

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

went to a portajohn in iraq once with really elaborate depections on how you could gently caress you poncho liner and I'm 100% convinced it was my 1SG at the time who did it. He owned and had burnt in on a jump and ended up being 1SG for our BDE HHC company and didn't give a fuuuuuuck

:staredog:

Tell me more

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TBeats posted:

I hate you but it's coming from a place of jealousy.

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

tastefully arranged labia posted:

Counterpoint: he enlisted

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

Semper fi devil dawg

Oorah

*kills self*

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

You should look into 18X with the army, you'll be on the path to becoming Special Forces

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

thetechnoloser posted:

I'm a long time lurker...


...who started my medical retirement process yesterday (after 11 years in the Service and SA lurking since long before it was cool).


I even have a clean rap sheet.


MODS?!?

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
THE PRONE ROW

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Don't forget that (s)he'll receive the love and adoration of a grateful nation

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Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Milo and POTUS posted:

do you guys still have to kill the dragon with the sword on the obstacle course or is that an optional quest

Today the dragon is mostly a powerpoint series about the dragon as a metaphor for sexual assault

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