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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Jimmy Hats posted:

Batman is kicking the poo poo out of at least 3 guys at the same time there. He must be slowing with old age.

Nah this is about right for early game Arkham series Batman, by hour 6 he'll be wearing a necklace of ears he made in the middle of roundhouse kicking, like, 6 dudes at once.

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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Kurtofan posted:

alternate universes man, this is like peak comics

Up to and including the part where I just curse under my breath every time "alternate universes" is spoken aloud

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Can't wait for the final fight where batman just says gently caress it and punches superman's heart out

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Jimmy Hats posted:

Actually the final battle is going to be Johnny Cage showing up and defeating Superman with his green energy

If this happens, I will personally write Ed Boon a letter declaring my love.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Look just give me Christian Bale Costume Batman and make my special a 15 minute stretch of him verbally abusing my opponent

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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If red hood becomes playable I will tattoo ed boon's face on my chest

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Sinners Sandwich posted:

Catwoman is being fought in the Cheetah Trailer, Cyborg in Firestorm i think and Poison Ivy is also somewhere. I can't quite remember the locations but can I have seen them actually being played.

Pretty sure ivy fights in the swamp thing reveal

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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He's scared he's gonna be in a videogame again where all they do is make him huge

For real tho can't wait to main him

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Meow

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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I want cosmetic gear for cap cold that makes both goggle lenses broken beer bottles, a la Penguin in the Arkham games.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Also between Combs and Englund for voice work this game is being expertly crafted to milk the money from my wallet

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Twist ending they go further and reveal red hood to actually be hulked out joker from the end of Arkham Asylum as a premium Bane skin wearing a red trash can he got stuck on his head

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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I hope it's just an undecipherable knot of convoluted half thought character reveals that pays off with the wettest fart

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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My icon is my swtor character, I'm used to making the most of disappointment

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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I feel like at least two of those secret achievements are "Complete story, X path", hell I'd almost bet three of em are

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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That's pretty evident from reading Greek mythology too, truth told.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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My DC Universe Online character was literally "Batman with a gun" so I'm glad to see them taking ideas from me

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Don't get my hopes up about spider.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Have him be mkx rain and just show up for a throwaway fight early in the story

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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any Joker with my Haircut is a bad Joker

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Power Armor George Jetson when

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Zur En Arr Batman will, obvs

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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His big move is punching the rock like Chris Redfield

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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When's playable Azrael, his grumpy butt would fit right in

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Isn't deathstorm a name brand keyboard or something worth $500 I'm sure of it

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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fadam posted:

I hope we get some New Gods. They're very underrepresented for how cool they are, they're like the opposite of The Inhumans.

Look, me choking to death on a plastic soda can ring is cooler than the inhumans

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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"Nice costume, kid, where'd ya get the idea?"

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Dude, the fgc is kind of legendary for being poo poo

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Next time a 20 something manchild doesn't throw a hissy fit or throw a $300 stick or scream out trans women or something you can tell me it's unfair lmao

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Play scarecrow and use his cross screen anti air

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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I'm just sick of the "but by that metric EVERYTHING is bad!!!" argument like it's alright you can be critical of your loving hobby and it's fans
Just cuz every community/scene/crew/whatever has lovely people that ruin how outsiders view a hobby you don't put your loving hands up and go "welp what can ya do lol"

Do better as human beings etc

Can't wait to play as Erron Black 2 suicide squad edition

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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CharlestonJew posted:

i heard ed boon carried a printer for a mile to a girl's house

He copied scorpion for 20 pages and slammed them into each other for an hour while she nervously watched

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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What Lurdiak said.

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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AndyElusive posted:

The FGC is good. You're all in a thread about a game that wouldn't even be half as potentially good as it is if it wasn't for the FGC.

Lmao dude imagine taking any argument made about people being assholes and turning it into "but they sure did make this game rad"

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Aren't the mobile unlocks usually literally just attach an account or punch a dude 6 times, I don't recall mkx's being particularly herculean

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Can't wait for red lantern plastic man

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Twist ending injustice 2 is just a prequel to mkx and the true protagonist is Quan Chi

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Who am I gonna have to strangle for the android version today

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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Sprint in literally any direction and shout "Injustice 2"

Try YouTube or 4chan I dunno

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HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

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I'm killing time today waiting for the android version by smashing all my dc comics into each other and periodically making one of the Batman ones postulate on how bad killing is

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