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SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

Extra Large Marge posted:

Christmas with the Niefkos

The funniest part of this joke is Niefko is his first name.

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

They told me it was bullet proof

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CommonShore posted:

propane maniacs!

Someone needs to find the Frinkiac/Morbotron guy and pay him some money to go make the same thing but for King of the Hill, and call it Propane Maniacs.

FEMA summer camp
Jan 22, 2006

DrBouvenstein posted:

Someone needs to find the Frinkiac/Morbotron guy and pay him some money to go make the same thing but for King of the Hill, and call it Propane Maniacs.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

For sure. I watched Harmonaholics tonight and there's some great reaction takes in that episode, which i noticed because the internet has complete broken my brain

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Dang it, Bobby. People are going to see this oil stain and think I'm a drunk.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Disco Godfather posted:

Dang it, Bobby. People are going to see this oil stain and think I'm a drunk.

I think of this line every time I see an oil stain in a garage or driveway.

Boomer men get very particular about oil stains on driveways.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Extra Large Marge posted:

Christmas with the Niefkos

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
*sigh*

Vidalia.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Disco Godfather posted:

Dang it, Bobby. People are going to see this oil stain and think I'm a drunk.

No, they'll think you have Rudy Giuliani's hair dye

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
The perky one?
No, the one who won't make change.
Did you try the perky one?
Yes, I did, and it took the perk right out of her.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Luanne : You don't understand, every woman has to take a birth control pill every day or else they get pregnant.

Bobby : Just take two now, hurry!

Luanne : That would destroy my insides. That's how it works.

Bobby : Take 'em!!!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I know it was done for the lols but this always bothered me because there was a whole episode about Peggy teaching sex ed to Bobby's class. Apparently she didn't do a very good job.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I know it was done for the lols but this always bothered me because there was a whole episode about Peggy teaching sex ed to Bobby's class. Apparently she didn't do a very good job.

quote:

you don't know who I am, but I know where you live.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I know it was done for the lols but this always bothered me because there was a whole episode about Peggy teaching sex ed to Bobby's class. Apparently she didn't do a very good job.

quote:


Peggy teaching... didn't do a very good job.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Bismack Billabongo posted:

The guh-HEYYY Rhodey-OHH!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



I'm convinced she made this for herself, or was a sub for a hell class for a whole year and basically the school felt they had to reward her for only costing them 25% (or whatever) what a full teacher would cost.

That or she hit her head and lost too many brain cells after falling from the sky.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Peggy absolutely ordered that herself at a trophy store.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Peggy absolutely ordered that herself at a trophy store.

"Okay, substitute teacher of the year... 1996. And the name of the person receiving the trophy, ma'am?"

"Peggy Hill"

"And your name?"

""Peggy Hill"

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I know it was done for the lols but this always bothered me because there was a whole episode about Peggy teaching sex ed to Bobby's class. Apparently she didn't do a very good job.

I find that easy to believe.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Peggy was only even eligible to be nominated because all the good substitute teachers got drafted to Vietnam.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Detective No. 27 posted:

Peggy was only even eligible to be nominated because all the good substitute teachers got drafted to Vietnam.

But then how did she invent the world's first pressure cooking deep fryer?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Peggy's ability to bluster and lie and act like she knows what she's doing is pretty much the most important qualification for a substitute teacher.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I know it was done for the lols but this always bothered me because there was a whole episode about Peggy teaching sex ed to Bobby's class. Apparently she didn't do a very good job.

Happiness

Hap-piness

Hap-Penis

VAGINA!!!!!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Peggy's ability to bluster and lie and act like she knows what she's doing is pretty much the most important qualification for a substitute teacher life.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Nooner posted:

Happiness

Hap-piness

Hap-Penis

VAGINA!!!!!

Mike Judge is a pornographer, I don't know how this made it on network television.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pneub posted:

Mike Judge is a pornographer, I don't know how this made it on network television.

Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually we didn't even notice.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Peggy's ability to bluster and lie and act like she knows what she's doing is pretty much the most important qualification for a substitute teacher.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Peggy's ability to bluster and lie and act like she knows what she's doing is pretty much the most important qualification for a substitute teacher.

You can't show your work.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Welcome to the republican party

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
She would be a terror in a human resources department

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Imagine her on Twitter.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lol musk unbanning her after the mustard gas fiasco

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I know it was done for the lols but this always bothered me because there was a whole episode about Peggy teaching sex ed to Bobby's class. Apparently she didn't do a very good job.

It's Texas, gotta teach it abstinence only.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Peggy obviously knows everything there is to know about sex. I mean, Hank has a freakishly narrow urethra, and they somehow have a child together. Connect the dots, she could probably squeeze sperm from a stone.

Edit: ok that was gross, but not gross enough for me to edit it out.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

The fundamentals

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I daeve into the gentle sea
to frae the dolphaen insaede of me

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Connect the dots, she could probably squeeze sperm from a stone.

Edit: ok that was gross, but not gross enough for me to edit it out.

Well she did grow up on a ranch

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Plant MONSTER. posted:

I daeve into the gentle sea
to frae the dolphaen insaede of me

Makes me laugh everytim

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