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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 20:04 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 15:27 |
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 20:06 |
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Look, you seem like a nice guy, so I'm telling you this for your own good: judging by the two times I've met you, your life has been a waste so far. Forget these chorus guys and find a nice girl, or at least something productive to do like a stamp collection. Your local postmaster can help you. Here's his number.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 05:19 |
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I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 05:22 |
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the best low key joke of koth is how, in 1999, hank used AAA the way we use google today
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 05:26 |
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Hey Bobby, how ya like ya grandma's new tata's? Don't tell her, got 'em cheap... both lefties!
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 21:25 |
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Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 21:27 |
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 02:05 |
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nobody makes cheese like the americans, i tell you hwat
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 05:16 |
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I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:46 |
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If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you might like this next show, The X-Files. I always thought it was some kind of porno, on account of the title, but turns out it's all about two young people who don't have sex. Now, that's entertainment!
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 05:48 |
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unpleasantly turgid posted:sex has always been used as a theme for insults. using "cuck" as an insult is not as new as you'd suspect. In fact, I think Winston Churchill referred to Teddy Roosevelt as a cuck. Shakespeare got a lot of mileage out of it as an insult too
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 19:08 |
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Here is the tattoo in question : i can dig it
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 03:29 |
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weak wrists big dick posted:theres a website called cytube (synchtube knockoff/successor) and a channel called sketti factory. if you can get over the constant+blatant anti-semitism from the channel (most of the stuff they host on dailymotion/vimeo/google drive to stream that gets taken down they blame on jews) it's a 24/7 koth stream with every episode. google it yourself, i'm not linking it because it might maybe be ? you seem like a very sensitive fellow, and thank you for sharing this link in the "cotton hill bitch at the world" megathread
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 05:18 |
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 05:34 |
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You know, Helen Keller was largely useless, but look how we remember her. Yep, first lady of the American stage.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 19:44 |
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What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up, like a raisin in the sun? Or does it rise to a height of exactly 39 feet, teaching the Zoning Board who not to mess with?
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 06:50 |
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i dont speak no languages
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 21:05 |
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Gaunab posted:A lot of fake King of the Hill fans coming out the woodwork
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 03:01 |
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i hope to be hank hill in the sense that i expect to be validated as correct in every conflict of my life
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 03:13 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 15:27 |
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nothing human disgusts me
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 03:27 |