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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Look, you seem like a nice guy, so I'm telling you this for your own good: judging by the two times I've met you, your life has been a waste so far. Forget these chorus guys and find a nice girl, or at least something productive to do like a stamp collection. Your local postmaster can help you. Here's his number.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

I'm terribly sorry. I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the best low key joke of koth is how, in 1999, hank used AAA the way we use google today

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Hey Bobby, how ya like ya grandma's new tata's? Don't tell her, got 'em cheap... both lefties!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

nobody makes cheese like the americans, i tell you hwat

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

If you'd like to learn more about sexual education, don't! Nobody likes a know-it-all who sits around talking about their genitalia. Now, I think you might like this next show, The X-Files. I always thought it was some kind of porno, on account of the title, but turns out it's all about two young people who don't have sex. Now, that's entertainment!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

unpleasantly turgid posted:

sex has always been used as a theme for insults. using "cuck" as an insult is not as new as you'd suspect. In fact, I think Winston Churchill referred to Teddy Roosevelt as a cuck.

Shakespeare got a lot of mileage out of it as an insult too

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Here is the tattoo in question :


i can dig it

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

weak wrists big dick posted:

theres a website called cytube (synchtube knockoff/successor) and a channel called sketti factory. if you can get over the constant+blatant anti-semitism from the channel (most of the stuff they host on dailymotion/vimeo/google drive to stream that gets taken down they blame on jews) it's a 24/7 koth stream with every episode. google it yourself, i'm not linking it because it might maybe be :filez:?

you seem like a very sensitive fellow, and thank you for sharing this link in the "cotton hill bitch at the world" megathread

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

You know, Helen Keller was largely useless, but look how we remember her. Yep, first lady of the American stage.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up, like a raisin in the sun?
Or does it rise to a height of exactly 39 feet,
teaching the Zoning Board who not to mess with?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i dont speak no languages

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Gaunab posted:

A lot of fake King of the Hill fans coming out the woodwork

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i hope to be hank hill in the sense that i expect to be validated as correct in every conflict of my life

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

nothing human disgusts me

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