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hth posted:every goon thinks theyre dale Actually I'm Joe-Jack, honey.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 22:12 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:54 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yeah, it's not that realistic, but if he knew it why was he fine with John loving his wife all the time? You know that cuckolding is a legit real fetish, right? Like it was only turned into an insult fairly recently, and there are dudes that legit get off to the act of other men loving their wives.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 14:54 |
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Was that the real Jimmy Carter? Because if so dude has good comedy chops.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:13 |
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JB50 posted:Ya, I dont understand the sympathy for this rear end in a top hat. Hes basically the worst character on the show. Nobody thinks Cotton is a good person. He is, however, an amazingly well done character. Moridin920 posted:I don't believe Cotton's stories. He saw all 50 of the men he killed in John Redcorn's sweat lodge. Do you think the sweat lodge would lie? You think the history of the native Americans is a crock of poo poo, you racist?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:06 |
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stealie72 posted:I always love when he's unexpectedly not an rear end in a top hat. Like meeting Gary Krasner: "happy Hanukkah. Served with one of your tribe in the Pacific, name is Brooklyn. You know him?" Cotton also legit loves Bobby and always supports him. I don't think he ever even speaks a single mean word to him. He's one of, if not the, most consistent character in the series.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:27 |
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Gaunab posted:Bill voted for Trump. Luanne probably did too. Luanne died.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 22:55 |
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Hank had a military cat?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 01:00 |
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Yes
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 15:41 |
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Bombadilillo posted:"We'll see who can't drive his grandson at night, without glasses or a license, and with a mop to press the pedals." Literally no goon has ever said Cotton doesn't own.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 03:21 |
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NiceGuy posted:Hmmm no, you're right there are no conflicting sentiments to be found in Mr. cotton hill Minh being good at shooting is like Luanne being good at cars. An interesting character choice that they never mention again.
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# ¿ May 13, 2017 00:51 |
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...and the pitch! posted:He can run the 40 in less than 5 seconds you know. Isn't that actually on the slow side for a QB?
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 16:59 |
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I want to know more.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 04:47 |
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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:The conclusion of that episode is dumb as poo poo. Because it wasn't for him!
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2017 19:52 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:VAAAAAAAAAAAAAGINA!! Bwaah!
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 01:16 |
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Reince Penis posted:Dale knows about the affair fyi, he's just loving with John and Nancy the whole time. He's actually a real cuck in that he's way into it.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 20:20 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Lucky doesn't have to work because Luanne died slipping on pee pee This got an actual laugh out of me.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 13:06 |
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 14:16 |
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Hank Hill is an excellent handyman. He's just extremely gullible.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 00:55 |
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Crackheads and debutantes
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2018 21:04 |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Also, the episode with Boomhaur's brother is great, where we see Hank ask bluntly if he's lying, Boomhaur straight-up says no, and that's all Hank needs. I always thought that was a touching example of friendship. I wish Hank and Boomhaur had more on screen one on one time. They never seem to hang out with each other.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 01:12 |
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Shut up, Peggy, I've already picked the state for our next vacation: drunk.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 02:31 |
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Good Sphere posted:King of the Hill YouTube Poop makers better get with the times. This is the next level. Sadly nobody makes good poops any more quote:Star Trek TNG, but may be classified as clever rearrangement more than “poops”. For real? Got any good examples? Who What Now fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Aug 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Aug 22, 2018 22:32 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeah, no kidding. Dang ol' whoa, I mean like... dang, man. Archie was the publisher
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 13:36 |
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That's a real good bill tho. Really pulled off how slovenly and disgusting he is.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 19:51 |
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snack eater posted:A white guy does his voice though So reboot him with a Laotian guy?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 01:02 |
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TheKingslayer posted:The sheriff is such a piece of poo poo during the Debbie murder investigation. Like, wow. So exactly like a real cop?
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2018 22:56 |
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:You know who I didn't like? Didi. She has weird diction. Cotton didn't marry her for her diction.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 06:42 |
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Code Jockey posted:Hell yes it does, sign me up. What annoys me most about Buck has nothing to do with Buck himself, but that Hank's interactions with him are wildly inconsistent. In one episode Hank will be well aware of Buck's sleaziness and does his best to mitigate that to keep the business above board, and the next Hank will be completely oblivious to the fact Buck is anything other than an honest and hard-working businessman.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2018 02:50 |
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Blade Runner posted:I mean Hank's point in the dog clean up episode does actually kinda make sense, in the sense that he was basically saying that someone handsome and charismatic is going to be able to overcome having a job like that socially, but someone like Bobby is just going to be known as the guy who picks up poo poo for a living and be mocked constantly Except Bobby is incredibly charismatic and has a lot of social intelligence. Hank could never overcome a job like that, especially because he defines himself by his job, but Bobby could easily do so.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2018 22:29 |
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Wasn't Bill a pretty good salesman whenever Peggy roped him into pyramid schemes? Bill is a multi-talented man who would excel at whatever he chose to do if he or Hank didn't sabotage him at every turn.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 18:23 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:The episode where Dale is hired to exterminate rats from Megalomart is one of the most pitch perfect episodes. I don't think I remember that one
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 02:29 |
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What's the episode number?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 02:53 |
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I only watch the scene where Luanne is waterskiing
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2018 01:06 |
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Song For The Deaf posted:I’m up to three beers on my lunch break. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHaMrIgSDFo
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2018 00:52 |
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Master Twig posted:He appears in two episodes. In one, he is amazing. Everything he does is perfection. A perfect encapsulation of Bill's life as a whole.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 01:33 |
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syscall girl posted:I found the worst youtube on KotH possibly ever I keep seeing this in my recommendations and I keep refusing to click it because I know exactly what it's going to be.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 07:27 |
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What the gently caress, I don't remember this at all
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2019 22:51 |
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Hank does work for tips....🤔
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 22:26 |
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I don't really like the episode where Hank has wet dreams about propane. It ruins the unspoken joke of Hank being horny for propane by making it, well, spoken.
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 22:48 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 18:54 |
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Smiling Mandrill posted:That and it was already established that Hank knew how to barter for a vehicle in the on where he bought his new truck. Bobby says something like dad I love this truck, and Hank says me too, but act like you don't when we get back to the dealership. Yeah, he barters down to sticker price even if the salesman is adamant on throwing in undercarriage warranties.
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# ¿ May 27, 2019 11:56 |