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Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Polio Vax Scene posted:

My favorite episode is when Boomhauer goes tubing and falls asleep then is found in a nearby city and put into an asylum because nobody can understand him

Any episode with Boomhauer is fantastic really, dangoltellyouwhatman.

I must admit, I'm surprised at the results.

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 11:52

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

If I eat a ban for this, then bury me inside a gucci store

It was a short period of suffering, but probably very intnese.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 02:38

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

He caught another one! My affection for Miguel is expanding, along with my definition of "newsworthy".

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 23:16

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Testikles posted:

Good God, you've got a fat neck Hank!

Probably my favorite line. It comes out of absolutely nowhere, and Cotton sounds loving outraged when he says it.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 21:32

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Someones got a birthday, I won-der who?

Where's the party tonight? Anyone's parents out of town?

... _loser!

Well hey, my parents aren't even alive! PARTY AT MY PLACE, HHHYEAH!

...

...'Kay.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:38

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Atmus posted:

He could have been known as Robert, the Dog Quaffer.

If her arms worked as hard as her serpent's tongue, there would be nary a speck of dust left in the kingdom!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 12:08

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

Dale screws over his friends quite a bit and often has obvious malicious intent when he does it, but always gets a pass because he's such a ridiculous goof.

Plus there are several instances where he shows that he loves Joseph to distraction and would do anything for him. Takes some of the edge off his character.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 14:25

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

...and the pitch! posted:

It's Pimp Franklin.

He don't pay no man no mind.

You'll have the neighbors thinking we didn't teach you shame, and I KNOW we did!

# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 07:33

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Tammy died on the way back to Oklahoma

Took Laoma with her, too

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 02:45

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

corn in the bible posted:

yes BUT she had to imagine john redcorn during

That's okay, Hank was thinking about Ladybird

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 19:25

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Dooley would totally wear the hat.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 16:59

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Boomhauer died after getting into one of those weird murder pacts with a German cannibal.

Dale's life force is now trapped in a cigarette, � la Josie from Twin Peaks.

Bill is a successful television children's entertainer who works under the name "Mr. Crunchy".

Peggy has uploaded her consciousness to the internet and now sees past your petty human bullshit like arch supports and speaking Espagnole.

Hank remains exactly the same.

Cotton is now gay as poo poo. He owns a food truck in Portland selling artisanal pancakes.

GH was forgotten on a bus and is currently doing a cool 55 m.p.h. somewhere outside Topeka. "This isn't so bad," he thinks.

Deedee is macroblogging your aggressions and considering putting a jade egg in her vagina per Gwyneth Paltrow's advice.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 15:15

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

There arent many bad KOTH episodes but I just re-watched "24 Hour Propane People" and Jesus, what a slog. Buck Strickland works best in small doses.

# ¿ May 13, 2018 14:55

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Sibilant Crisp posted:

"I feel like little girl in mamas shoes!"
"You don't come into a womans home and disrespect her feet, you just don't!"

With a dash of nutmeg, Hank! A daaash of nutmeg!

# ¿ May 20, 2018 20:40

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Plus it gave us what is pretty much the Citizen Kane of YouTube poops. Not too shabby.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 06:02

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Hank actually uses physical violence very rarely.

Oh my god, I'm outta control!

# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 15:15

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

...and then my teeth fell out. Peggy, you were there. Can I sleep on your couch?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 18:46

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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

The Halloween episode isn't very good in my opinion.

It's worth it if only for the scene of them as kids, complete with Vince Guaraldi piano

E: also Junie Harper furiously backing over her own cat makes me laugh every single time

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 02:53

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Code Jockey posted:

absolute unit, I tell you h'what

I see Peggy's gone back to putting testosterone in his coffee

# ¿ Oct 6, 2018 17:26

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

GOT-dangit I'm havin' an infarction!

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 17:57

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

I was livin' like a Frenchman! ...but, I blew it.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 18:13

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Krispy Wafer posted:

Was King of the Hill any good in its later seasons? I used to watch it all the time, but fell out of habit around season 7.

It kept up a pretty high standard of quality for its entire run, I'd say. The characters got kind of different towards the end, and lord knows there were some clunkers (I still can't believe what a loving slog "24 Hour Propane People" is) but it also gave us Tom Petty, so... it's all worth at least a watch.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2018 18:30

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Worst episode list (in no order):

1. Trans fats
2. Canadians
3. Hank's cat
4. Bill's sauce
5. ZZ Top

Swap out trans fats for Mrs Wakefield and you have a pretty good list

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 08:01

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THROUGH THE POWER OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST... ahh, what's the point.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 18:59

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Hihohe posted:

The highs of the Simpsons are better than the highs of KOTH but koth will (hopefully) never be a zombie show and so it will always be remembered fondly.

The Simpsons somehow managed over its lifespan to be one of the best and one of the worst things that humanity had ever created. Pretty remarkable, really.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2018 00:28

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shame on an IGA posted:

I know how I'm going to die.

My new name is "Energy Turtle".

# ¿ Nov 16, 2018 17:45

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Doppelganger posted:

I think Minh is one of the more underrated characters on the show. Some of her best material is when the wives are having a discussion that results in Minh and Nancy dunking on Peggy without even thinking about it.

Her chirping out "Hey, Bozo! Where your clown car, Peggy Hill?" at Peggy after Luanne gave her crappy highlights is one of the funniest moments on the whole drat show

# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 03:54

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Belton, San Marcos, McMaynerberry! MCMAYNERBERRY, Hank!

# ¿ Nov 20, 2018 06:44

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

*sniff* You smell good.

*sniff* ...I like your tie.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 11:11

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i learned today from the talking simpsons podcast, that johnny hardwick, gribble himself, is now yelling about how he hates trump in THE VOICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJnczs-VbW8

i am not necessarily condoning this cause i don't know exactly what he's going for, but, hey everyone: look.

On the one hand, this is awesome, but on the other hand... I don't know if Dale is someone you'd want to be channeling into your life.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 06:19