King of the Hill

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namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hank: "I usually use my work bench, but you'll do in a pinch. Now, hold this board."
Bobby: "Ok. If you want me to hold it tight, say 'T'. If you want me to hold it REAL tight, say 'RT'. That'll be our system!"
Hank: *long sigh*

This is exactly the kind of poo poo I would have pulled with my dad. Totally innocent, thinking I was somehow making a system out of stuff that clearly didn't need that sort of thing.

Yes!

They totally nailed the kid dialogue in a way that I don't think another show has.

Bobby: what were you eatin' under there?
Joseph: under where?
Bobby: haha, you were eatin' underwear!

Classic

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:57

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

SerPUNT is great solely because of this line from Dale:
ewb-hob-gibble-bobble! Skeeble!

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 13:33

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Dale�s says his dad pretty much told him he was a government agent himself...

Hank asks Dale: �are you sure he said: FED?�

Took someone else mentioning it to me before I got it

# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 23:25

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Milo and POTUS posted:

The bad side? It's on hulu.

What�s so bad about Hulu? I have Hulu plus and it seems about the same if not better than netflix

# ¿ Nov 1, 2018 15:53

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

shame on an IGA posted:

It's a scientific fact that women like guys with round, muscular butts. I'm gonna look for a guy with a round, muscular butt.

Hank: I didn�t know you could eat raw cookie dough

Luann: Oh yeah, they put it in ice cream now

Hank: well dang, sister! Get me my keys!

Off-topic to �shame on IGA�: I haven�t heard of IGA in forever! We used to shop there when I was growing up. Are they still around somewhere?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 15:42

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

You made a bowl

# ¿ Nov 22, 2018 12:08

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

...BMW jokes that would knock you out if you weren't careful.

You had better share

# ¿ Dec 9, 2018 17:04

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Doot, doot, Beverly Hills cop
Doot, doot, Beverly Hills cop
Axel foley�s gonna get those drugggs!

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 22:09

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Great reference but it's Bev, Bev

You�re totally right!

I was conflating:
�She blinded me, with science!!!! doot doot doot�

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 00:31

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

FuhrerHat posted:

"Nothing human disgusts me"

He believes it was Lucretius who said that!

No crap, I made this a cornerstone of my personal philosophy... thanks Gilbert

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 22:38

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

But its Radio Disney!

# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 15:09

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

The episode where hank gets inducted into the propane hall of fame (flame??) is a good episode in a sea of mediocrity for that season.

�My mouth tastes like blood and peppermint�

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 18:11

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Watched straight through recently and the first episode that really pissed me off was the one where they go to the park for an �eat what you catch� self-reliance lesson and they run into a huge hippy straw man. Just ridiculous...

Like, yeah hippies hate work so much... that�s why they went primitive camping in a park and stole a truck

Terrible

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 14:25

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Paladinus posted:

Hank was okay with teaming up with those hippies to raise delicious cows. It's not all black and white, man.

Lmao, oh yeah...

The moral of that episode, among others... was that hank will completely forget his own values as long as it tastes good

And again, all hippies are hypocrites. It�s in their name :jerkbag:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 16:09

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

�He was the meanest man on one leg... he used to lean on a desk and swing his stump at you.
Then, while you standing there stunned that a one legged man had just kicked you...

He�d bite ya�
�Dang, must have reminisced too hard and brought my pain water up�

� cotton hill

And the greatest koth quote of all time, imo

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 16:15

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

BigDave posted:

I sell what and what accessories?

Uh, tractors?

# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 12:25

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

The Saucer Hovers posted:

its a joke about the intractability of his position

he was born on that plantation and is expected to die there

nothing changes there...nothing is allowed to move unless death takes it

even the patron cant escape lingering liminal in the back room

severing ties would mean giving up the wealth and being haunted by the ancestral spirits of slavers, but he will never have a position of standing within the family as a gay man who can produce no heirs

so he is expected to be present but powerless

sitting quietly unnoticed

its not that hes going nowhere its that he was born to go nowhere

efb; southern gothic

Both great answers...

�I believe it was Lucretius who said �nothing human disgusts me��

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 01:54

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

The Bible posted:

Central Texan here, and I've never seen a home with a basement.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The idea of a place where basements in houses aren't really a thing is weird to me.

Both of these ring true as a Midwesterner who moved to texas 20 years ago lol.

I got the last 3 seasons of KOTH this Christmas... so I can now say I own the whole set. Haven�t popped them in to rewatch yet, but am interested to see what order the final episodes are in on the official dvds/Blu-ray�s

# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 16:02

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

naem posted:

To the flowers of time!!

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 01:43

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

TheKingslayer posted:

Remember when you fell in love with that speed skater on the Wheaties box?

Kerri Strug: it�s compulsory that you be my valentine
(Gives Bobby Olympic Gold Medal to put around his neck)
Bobby: (eats medal)

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 06:20

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

ilmucche posted:

I got this card at mega-lo mart
Because you are mega high in my heart.

By Buckley.

And it feels so good

Do do dooooo

Dodo.. dodooooo

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 09:21

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

TheKingslayer posted:

Ted also wanted to screw Smitty out of his pension. Buck at least seems to have some moments of reflection even if they are just moments. Ted is just soulless.

Screw him out of his retirement and use the money to buy a Nautilus machine, ughhh

I do like the part of the cookware (cozy kitchen?) scam episode where you can actually hear the fear in his voice. It humanizes him ever so slightly.

�They have speedboats, Peggy. SPEEDBOATS!�

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 15:38

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

That sucks

I just started a rewatch of the entire series on Hulu last night. Holy crap are the first episodes good.

I want to quote the entire first conversation with John Redcorn. It is so funny on so many levels.

(Paraphrasing just a small part)
JR: �The spirit bag is very sacred to my people, you should not make light.

Dale: �I like how you call everything sacred... that�s funny too�

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 16:15

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The joke is that nickname was common so of course he knows A Brooklyn but likely not Cotton's

It�s funny though, because he says something like: �I knew a broooook...stein�
And cotton goes, �yep that�s him�

# ¿ May 21, 2020 07:15

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Turns out those trans-fats were in everything we served!

Even the mints!

# ¿ Jun 10, 2020 15:28

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

SilvergunSuperman posted:

It seems like every single one is a homerun, and the delivery sends it into the stratosphere.

thirty-five years

I�ve always been a creeper

Violeta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie

Also I didn�t know that about Certs! I wondered where they went, I used to love them

# ¿ Jun 12, 2020 14:22

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Lol, I just watched �Father of the bribe� recently and at one point Kahn starts yelling at hank in Laotian as he leaves and Hank mutters under his breath: �yeah yeah, I�m a boiled Ox Penis�...

Had never noticed that before.

Also, I have a question:
In �death buys a timeshare�, what�s the end game? So, Hank now owns a timeshare? Didn�t the guy say that they would raise condo fees, and ultimately take peoples houses?

He risked his entire home and family�s well being so his dad could be in El Presidente?

Even for Hank, that seems crappy as hell

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 19:19

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Also, after the explosion... Peggy is asking about her husband who was in the story and says �he had to take this job, no one else would hire him� or something like that and the EMT says:
�Right this way, Ms Mangione�

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 22:54

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

muscles like this! posted:

Ted is kind of a hard nut to crack since everything he does is so calculated. He only ever really loses his cool that one time when talking about the MLM people who were after him and his wife.

They had motorboats Peggy... MOTORBOATS

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 13:16

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

^^^^^^^ that�s awesome

Guy asked me if I wanted Honey mustard and I almost took a swing at him

Long story short, I gotta good deal on classic yellow

# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 19:02

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

I�d kill for a big fat black gay guy if we could just get some work done around here!

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 14:00

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

I�m probably butchering the quotes:

My mom and friends all call me, Don or Donny

Wow, that�s a great story Mr Meredith

Mr Meredith, I believe that if I hadn�t come along my husband would have married you instead

Funny how life works out, isn�t it?

Look at me Mr Meredith! I�m a dandy too!

You sure are sport

Gilbert owns that episode but the conversations with Don Meredith are really freakin amazing too

# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 16:07

namlosh: Feb 11, 2014; I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

The Bible posted:

I don't know. She was pretty willing to take Dale for all he was worth when Lucky was suing him. Didn't have any issue at all with taking his house to pay for her wedding.

She also went turbo CHUD when she got big doing the Manger Babies with John Redcorn. Luanne is a lot like Bill. The moment she's on top, she shits on everyone who helped her get there. She's also incredibly ignorant and extremely impressionable.

MAGA material if anyone ever was.

Quoting this, the two biggest letdowns from luanne are the fact that they forgot she�s an automotive genius and the fact that she�s extremely vindictive. Like during the Bobby marries luanne B-plot, she�s like: �I�ll just get a divorce, that�s what I�ll do, I�ll say he hit me�

# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 18:07