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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




True many of us have become propane maniacs thanks to the show.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hank's Bully is the worst episode, Mrs. Wakefield is welcome to stay with it in the bottom 5.

Season 1 is a little rough, but early Luanne is significantly better then later Luanne

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I don't have the scene, but I saved a few screenshots from it years back, because it's such a weird scene for koth to have done.







Bonus: Peak Gamer

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



In retrospect, it's pretty odd that Strickland Propane didn't have a big ol' American flag pole

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



twistedmentat posted:

Dooley going up to some Trumpers

"Trump lost".

Dooley visiting his intubated uncle in the hospital

"You can't breathe."

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



We already know what mask Dale would use

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DirectReflectingGiantschnauzer-mobile.mp4

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Code Jockey posted:

"Huh, why is Joseph ordering so much propane? Dale hasn't mentioned any shortages to me..."

Joseph would be spending all his meager money on Minh's secret onlyfans.

Just him and Maddog dropping bucks to watch her clean guns barefoot.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cowslips Warren posted:

Dale and Hank's Dad would both sneer and hate Trump because he is a literal rich ivory tower who hates the military. His steaks are great and his hair is amazing, but for Dale, he is Too In the various conspiracies to be trusted, and dad would sneer at him being from New York and failing military school.

Counterpoint: Hank would love Trump because he adores Buck Strickland who is Trump and is also a lilly livered socialite New Yorker more concerned with appearances then actual character, see: Bush's weak handshake.

Peggy, Bill and Dale would also absolutely love Trump.


ilmucche posted:

I have never gotten the impression that dale is racist

It's probably the most farcical part of the original show. An over conspiracy theorist that *never* absorbed any of the racism inherent in the movement? c'mon son.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dale would fall hard for the drain the swamp rhetoric.

Hank would love Trump because Buck Strickland is literally just Trump, and they're both effete New Yorkers who care more about appearances then performance.

Peggy would go full Maga, construye el burro

Bobby and Bill would join the Proud Boys, then realize what it is after an in person meetings and back away real slowly.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Peggy is in the scrum next to Ashli Babbitt and a bullet strikes her, but it's blocked by her hardcover copy of A Dinner of Onions

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bobby takes All Good home for a family dinner and Hank and Peggy are attempting to be really supporting, but everyone gets mad at Hank because he can't handle it when they're making out at the dinner table, just due to the PDA, not homophobia. Peggy gets upset at Hank because he never kisses her like that.

The B-plots are Boomhauer sleeps with a preop transwoman and gets surprised, but turns out to be pretty okay with the whole situation. Bill expands his dating pool to men but finds no success and Dale starts taking Dalestrogen in an attempt to concoct a female identity for himself to trick the government as well as be able to use the shorter bathroom line at Longhorn stadium.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The best thing Peggy did was kidnap and traffic that child

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



haljordan posted:

Nah it was when she took out a cash advance to buy a roller derby team

I am finally getting the recognition that I have always given myself.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I don’t take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blew his head off?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



wesleywillis posted:

Tom Petty and Brittany Murphy are both dead.
Did lucky and louanne 'move away' or did they die in a trailer fire?

Died of carbon monoxide poisoning when their truck gets stuck mudding. Hank and Peggy finally get their 2nd child by raising Gracie.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hyrax Attack! posted:

Yeah they never planned it out and eventually shrugged as it didn’t come up a ton. Like they established early Bill was an offensive linesman blocking for Hank as he set a rushing record that still stands, and later decided that Bill was also running the ball enough to set a touchdown record. I guess that could have happened if Arlen never passed and Hank constantly was tackled at the one yard line, then they gave it to Bill?

That one's actually sorta-reasonable. Goal line packages are a thing and teams will sub in giant defensive tackles at fullback, so a HS taking their best guard and putting him there isn't that wild. Arlen going by their coach and more or less everything seen would definitely run the ball 90% of the time if possible, and Hank is slow as hell, so they're definitely rumbling forward for 4 yards over and over and over and over again, getting to the goal line, swapping the Bill-Dozer with the fullback and just shoving everyone forward a yard as Bill falls into the endzone.

High school ball especially is going to overuse their best players because the difference between them and the average player is gigantic compared to college.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hank would break free and get like 15 yards downfield before veering out of bounds because he doesn't want to showboat

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bismack Billabongo posted:

What would hanks drag name be?

That was a rhetorical question to be clear. The answer is Sweet Lady Propane

But Hank don't got that natural (g)rear end

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

There's a B plot involving Dale, Bill, Boomhauer and Kahn here but I'm not sure what.

They find out about Hentai. Dale thinks it's a plot to normalize demon squid beasts. Bill and Boomhauer get aggressively into it and harangue Kahn until he tells them about an asian market that sells bootlegs. They have no idea what they're buying and come back with a bunch of Korean soap operas and Wuxia films

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



pixaal posted:

They seemed pretty into internet porn in the Peggy feet episode, they probably were into hentai in 2004. poo poo I'd watch more Hank learning about random fetishes his reactions are priceless.

Hank's reaction to walking in on Bobby watching Sailor Moon would be better.

Changes the channel to DBZ because that promotes achieving your goals through endless hard work, training and refusing to ever give up.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hank should be wearing his Satan Rules t-shirt

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



A life sized portrait of George Washington!

From here Washington, but from over here, he morphs into Adolph Hitler

Washington, Hitler!, Washington, Hitler!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ted Wasanasong: Are you aware of the term "eminent domain"?

Dale Gribble: Yeah. That's where the government buys your property for public use, but really they're doing it for kick-backs from companies who sign lucrative development contracts.

Ted Wasanasong: Correct.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bobby's as assistant manager at Megalomart or equivalent seems the most likely outcome. He's absorbed his father's worldview, but that time has passed, and he's just being comically exploited for $13 an hour. Lives for open mic night and is enjoying life as he can, but is absolutely in a brutally awful economic situation that he chooses to just ignore.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That boy ain't right

<Everyone gets extremely mad at Hank>

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, just glancing at a list of season 12 episodes, it had:

Sticker Price, Death Picks Cotton, Train Sex, the Gentrification episode, Food truck, the Water Park, Minh joins the gun club, the Co-op... all good episodes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



SilvergunSuperman posted:

Lol wtf I don't recall that at all, I'm due for a rewatch

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's good that Peggy attempted to sabotage him getting his GED.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Bill Dozer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djXDzwmwHLs

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That's-A-Real Italiano

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



All posts about Mexico are parsed with Peggy's voice

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



When Bobby won't stop bringing Elves to the Table.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I won't Google "elves so juicy", I just won't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9uomrW2Hxg

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Was that the Witches of East Arlen episode? Like he says that to Ward when he finally meets him.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Dale devoting his life to stopping the conspiracy to destroy the french language and through it all Quebecois culture changes his character because it's 100% true.

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