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The White Dragon posted:Incidentally I don't like Ted Wassanasong because I know way too many people like him in real life. Hawaiians who win the economic lottery, turn around, and start flipping properties and further inflating housing prices in their own homeland, and then act like they're doing other Hawaiians a favor We're Episcopal now. It's just good business.
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I think Bill earns around $39,000/year because in the episode where Hank inadvertently shuts down the barber corps, he gets a check for $3,900 which is 10% of what he "saved" the government by eliminating waste.
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Hank only cares when people drink his grapefruit juice
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I just noticed in the Big Willie Lane episode he offers to sell Deion Sanders' truck to Hank. However, later on, Dale ends up buying Deion Sanders' Hyundai from him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGT5K_3Dztk I yell this around the home wayyyyyy more than my wife cares to hear.
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...and the pitch! posted:
The Propane Maniacs.
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Cosmik Slop posted:If her arms worked as hard as her serpent's tongue, there would be nary a speck of dust left in the kingdom! I don't wanna go back to sellin' real estate!
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...and the pitch! posted:He is down with a lot of Dale's nonsense and we know Dale has hardly any cash so Octavio is complex for sure. It's Tuesday, ese. I need you to help me fix my fender.
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King Possum III posted:Remember the episode where Luanne becomes a recycled virgin? (Hank: "The Vandergrafs!") 
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Apr 1, 2017 20:42
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♫ BEV BEV BEVERLY HILLS COP....BEV BEV BEVERLY HILLS COP...AXEL FOLEY GONNA FIND THOSE DRUGS ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCTMNPiaO2I
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ilmucche posted:It's pretty brutal. Up there with the ace of diamonds one, which is hank being a jackass and shaking a guy down for 10k. I did get a laugh out of Hank's determination to beat a traveling softball circus. OK Boomhauer.....Bring me home. Bring me home.
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HELP ME EAT MORE HOT DOGS THAN DALE
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revolther posted:Cotton is absolutely the best. He killed fiddy men! Also, don't forget the sharks. He beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!
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Bob James posted:I was 14, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up. We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies: Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn. Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fitty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty. Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees. Ah, that's right. He only fed Fatty to the sharks. I am greatly ashamed at my erroneous post.
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Yeah, lives in another city, another woman. Name's Roy....or Ray or something like that. After sixteen years, I'm too embarrassed to ask.
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Bombadilillo posted:This show does a lot of reset to normal like you do in a sitcom. Pee pee money is not an employment history!!
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:My favourite is Hank talking to those two guys about Ladybird's infertility. He thinks they're brothers, and then it jumps ahead to him explaining in vitro to Peggy later at home. The line went something like "I met these two guys at the dog park, and before everything went horribly wrong, they told me about in-vitro fertilization." HAH yes, that is a loving incredible moment. It's great how after Hank asks them out for a beer, they look at each other and go "Uhhhh.......sure."
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Mom Party posted:100% into that time that Bobby was taking Ritalin and somehow got the hearing of a dog and the ability to sense when milk expires. There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad................and there it goes.
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Gaunab posted:The episode that makes Peggy look the most foolish is Death and Texas where she ended up becoming a drug mule for a prisoner Peggy, that's got to be illegal!
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mojo1701a posted:Dr. Vayzosa was awesome. No no....I said up to 30 pounds....up to.
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"Do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?" "We did.......once."
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corn in the bible posted:Plus, considering Luanne and Lucky's money comes from having won a lawsuit and not having any actual job they'll probably be just fine Pee pee money is not an employment history!
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I bet Irwin Linker killed like, a hundred and fiddy men
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...and the pitch! posted:You got to be right with Jesus to come to my church honey. It's hardcore. Great Joe Jack, how's your gambling problem?
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How many YTP videos can you watch in a row before your brain melts
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The Propane Maniacs
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Charles Bukowski posted:That is a gilded flag. That is the flag of a naval court. I cannot be court martialled twice! *swallows cigarette*
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Gaunab posted:I like in the episode where Bill cuts Hanks hair, when he's describing Hank's head he says there's a scar over Hank's left ear that probably has a story. Earlier in the episode Hank is talking about how cotton used to cut Hank's hair and during the flashback Hank says he thinks Cotton might have cut his ear off. Best part of that episode is Bill trying to drink the blue stuff in the jar after being told he can't be an Army barber anymore.
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Dale, I have proven I can kick your rear end while standing on a ladder
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Who What Now posted:Hank Hill is an excellent handyman. He's just extremely gullible. "Do you and your brother have time to grab a beer?"
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MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK
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Much like Principal Moss, I also suffer from that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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Both of 'em!!!
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"Gilbert? Now how long you been sittin' there?" "Thirty-five years."
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....was there dancin'?
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facebook jihad posted:Hey guys did you know Hank is basically Hitler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIlTCJ6CiA
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Great Joe Jack, how's your gambling problem?
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Mr. Big is pleased.
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